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webslave · 04-10-2003, 12:18 PM

Top Ten Things Iraq's Information Minister Has To Say About The War

10. "We're pulling down the statues of Saddam to have them cleaned"

9. "Don't believe that stuff you see on CNN...or NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox or MSNBC"

8. "If you ask me who the winner is, it depends on what your definition of 'is' is"

7. "Iraqi television is off the air because we didn't want you to have to sit through 'Becker'"

6. "Do you know of any job openings for a lying weasel?"

5. "Wolf Blitzer and I are engaged"

4. "Iraqis are in the streets celebrating Cher's 40 fabulous years in show business"

3. "Incoming!"

2. "Saddam's not dead -- he's just out with a case of the shingles"

1. "War? What war?"

ldinternet · 04-10-2003, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by webslave
1. "War? What war?"

haaaahahahaha

http://www.welovetheiraqiinformationminister.com/

kmanrox · 04-10-2003, 12:50 PM

i miss seeing USA tv =-/ dave rules

sandz · 04-10-2003, 05:10 PM

Lettermans a shit host, he's too old .. Conan obrien now there's one funny prick!

Naughty · 04-10-2003, 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by kmanrox
i miss seeing USA tv =-/ dave rules

Amen.

04-10-2003, 12:18 PM	#1
webslave Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 110	David Letterman's Top 10 Top Ten Things Iraq's Information Minister Has To Say About The War 10. "We're pulling down the statues of Saddam to have them cleaned" 9. "Don't believe that stuff you see on CNN...or NBC, CBS, ABC, Fox or MSNBC" 8. "If you ask me who the winner is, it depends on what your definition of 'is' is" 7. "Iraqi television is off the air because we didn't want you to have to sit through 'Becker'" 6. "Do you know of any job openings for a lying weasel?" 5. "Wolf Blitzer and I are engaged" 4. "Iraqis are in the streets celebrating Cher's 40 fabulous years in show business" 3. "Incoming!" 2. "Saddam's not dead -- he's just out with a case of the shingles" 1. "War? What war?" __________________ what the fuck is the problem?

04-10-2003, 12:50 PM	#3
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