Sly, can you be an escrow for a small bet we having? - GoFuckYourself.com

Horatio Caine · 08-25-2016, 07:29 PM

Right here.

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...star-wars.html

Fake nick wants to lose his community college tuition.
Will you be kind to hold his and my money till November.

Sly · 08-25-2016, 07:48 PM

LOL. Why me?

plaster · 08-25-2016, 07:49 PM

Ummm... you could have just asked me to contact sly direct... may have been alot quicker.

But why don't we use a known escrow service? I'd feel better using a service. Either way... bet is on

plaster · 08-25-2016, 07:52 PM

Lol... guess you were quicker

Horatio Caine · 08-25-2016, 08:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

LOL. Why me?

Everyone knows you. Don't think there is "known escrow for bets".

Horatio Caine · 08-25-2016, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by plaster

But why don't we use a known escrow service? I'd feel better using a service. Either way... bet is on

Which is?

plaster · 08-25-2016, 08:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

Which is?

I don't know. Last time I made a gfy bet it was a gfy handshake and I made money. It was with an owner of host back in the day.

I definitely want to put this in escrow because when I win... homie won't want to pay.

Horatio Caine · 08-25-2016, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by plaster

I don't know. Last time I made a gfy bet it was a gfy handshake and I made money. It was with an owner of host back in the day.

I definitely want to put this in escrow because when I win... homie won't want to pay.

Riaaaaght, and what nick did you post under back than ....

Sly · 08-25-2016, 08:16 PM

The trust is appreciated but I will have to pass on this one LOL. Good luck!

plaster · 08-25-2016, 08:23 PM

Looks like it's a hard core bet...

Problem is when I try to collect on November 8th... I'm going to hear chirps. But it's ok man... by November 8th I won't need any additional cash

Horatio Caine · 08-25-2016, 08:27 PM

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Originally Posted by plaster

Looks like it's a hard core bet...

Problem is when I try to collect on November 8th... I'm going to hear chirps. But it's ok man... by November 8th I won't need any additional cash

No, no IOY . You can't even tell me your real nick. This 2015 shit isn't cutting it.

plaster · 08-25-2016, 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

No, no IOY . You can't even tell me your real nick. This 2015 shit isn't cutting it.

Asshole, name is plaster. I bet you and you are going to owe me 1K

plaster · 08-25-2016, 08:33 PM

Actually... you owe me 2.5k

Horatio Caine · 08-25-2016, 09:18 PM

LOL. have fun picking new nick in November, chicken shit. Can't even tell me who he is and wants virtual hand shake bet.

OneHungLo · 08-25-2016, 10:43 PM

Let brassmonkey hold the funds

plaster · 08-25-2016, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Let brassmonkey hold the funds

You are witness to this bet. I, plaster, owe monkey fuck 1k if hillary wins...

If hillary loses, monkey gets 2.5k cash

Oh wait... still need to figure out who will hold funds.. sheeeet

plaster · 08-25-2016, 11:20 PM

Horatio... we will figure the logistics but the bet is in place

TCLGirls · 08-25-2016, 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by plaster

Ummm... you could have just asked me to contact sly direct... may have been alot quicker.

But why don't we use a known escrow service? I'd feel better using a service. Either way... bet is on

Which "known escrow" company do you think is going to entertain your $1000 bet? LOL you high roller.

plaster · 08-25-2016, 11:43 PM

I've made the bet... in the old days it requires a handshake. .. in these days it includes calling mommy and sly... and eric

NatalieK · 08-26-2016, 01:38 AM

gambling without licence is illegal

plaster · 08-26-2016, 09:31 AM

Lol... today announced that assange is going to release deleted benghazi emails 1 month before election... lolol
I was looking for a bookie to give me 1.5 odds in this bet and to get 2.5... good shit right here.

There are no bookies I know that are taking the presidential race bets.

Joshua G · 08-26-2016, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by plaster

Lol... today announced that assange is going to release deleted benghazi emails 1 month before election... lolol
I was looking for a bookie to give me 1.5 odds in this bet and to get 2.5... good shit right here.

There are no bookies I know that are taking the presidential race bets.

mine does. he uses a site that locals use as an online agent, ezplay2001...

its had hilary -200/trump +160 which is crap odds for trump. the site totally fudges the vig...the wager gets posted & pulled at various times.

im not betting any dumbasses on GFY, only mark prince would pay. but he doesnt know how to gamble - he will only make horseshit offer. he would offer you 100 action straight up though if you want to get hosed on the odds...

plaster · 08-26-2016, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Joshua G

mine does. he uses a site that locals use as an online agent, ezplay2001...

its had hilary -200/trump +160 which is crap odds for trump. the site totally fudges the vig...the wager gets posted & pulled at various times.

im not betting any dumbasses on GFY, only mark prince would pay. but he doesnt know how to gamble - he will only make horseshit offer. he would offer you 100 action straight up though if you want to get hosed on the odds...

I just got the best odds you could possibly get and Horatio is now shitting in his pants. 2.5X my money on the guy who's going to win because Hillary likely won't even live till November, she's going to go into epileptic seizure during the first debate

If he doesn't pay, all will know, as will the other way around.

Relic · 08-26-2016, 10:38 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

gambling without licence is illegal

Gentlemanly bets are a go, see avatar.

NatalieK · 08-26-2016, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Relic

Gentlemanly bets are a go, see avatar.

then put me down for a 10, as long as womanly bets are ok too

pimpmaster9000 · 08-26-2016, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by GspotProductions

then put me down for a 10, as long as womanly bets are ok too

thats 2 raffle tickets to screw nat

baddog · 08-26-2016, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by plaster

You are witness to this bet. I, plaster, owe monkey fuck 1k if hillary wins...

If hillary loses, monkey gets 2.5k cash

Oh wait... still need to figure out who will hold funds.. sheeeet

I will do it

plaster · 08-26-2016, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I will do it

This is a bet. The loser of bet pays. November 8th decides winner and November 9th is pay time. That's how this goes down.

NatalieK · 08-26-2016, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

thats 2 raffle tickets to screw nat

nice one crucishitster

Can you hear my sarcasm

LatinaCamChat · 08-26-2016, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I will do it

"baddog" steps up to the plate. Shamelessly ready to offer to hold two thousand fictional dollars of two unknown GFY nicks. Fucking classic stuff. Got webhost? Got moron?

Coup · 08-26-2016, 01:57 PM

just send all funds via paypal to [email protected], OP

escorpio · 08-26-2016, 01:58 PM

I know I am!

plaster · 08-26-2016, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by LatinaCamChat

"baddog" steps up to the plate. Shamelessly ready to offer to hold two thousand fictional dollars of two unknown GFY nicks. Fucking classic stuff. Got webhost? Got moron?

Actually would be 3500 and I have zero interest in giving someone an interest free loan.

This is a bet and will proceed as such. Not even hillary would do this bet, lol. 2.5 is a good "deal" for me and ironic that a trump supporter would make a good deAL and a hillary supporter make a bad one. Now all that needs to happen is Horatio will back down to complete the liberal agenda.

CDSmith · 08-26-2016, 02:49 PM

Baddog will of course deduct the usual 10% escrow fee.

As any self-respecting holder of stupid bet money would.

Horatio Caine · 08-26-2016, 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by plaster

Actually would be 3500 and I have zero interest in giving someone an interest free loan.

This is a bet and will proceed as such. Not even hillary would do this bet, lol. 2.5 is a good "deal" for me and ironic that a trump supporter would make a good deAL and a hillary supporter make a bad one. Now all that needs to happen is Horatio will back down to complete the liberal agenda.

There isn't anything good about losing your tuition money, son.

Stay away from Vegas.
Baddog, can you pm me your paxum account. 2.5 k from me by end of next week. Let me know when chump collects his 1k and sends it in. Like I said, no IOY, none of that busllshit "I don't give free loans and will send it on november 7th". I can see where its going already.

Horatio Caine · 08-26-2016, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by CDSmith

Baddog will of course deduct the usual 10% escrow fee.

As any self-respecting holder of stupid bet money would.

Than it won't be Lloyd holding the money. I can do better by donating it to SPCA

Horatio Caine · 08-26-2016, 03:07 PM

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Originally Posted by LatinaCamChat

"baddog" steps up to the plate. Shamelessly ready to offer to hold two thousand fictional dollars of two unknown GFY nicks. Fucking classic stuff. Got webhost? Got moron?

Oh look, another 2015 nick.

plaster · 08-26-2016, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

There isn't anything good about losing your tuition money, son.

Stay away from Vegas.
Baddog, can you pm me your paxum account. 2.5 k from me by end of next week. Let me know when chump collects his 1k and sends it in. Like I said, no IOY, none of that busllshit "I don't give free loans and will send it on november 7th". I can see where its going already.

This is a bet between you and me. As wonderful as baddog is, he's not touching my money. You simply pay me, or I pay you, November 9th.

I'm sure you are tripping over money but you are the asshat talking about money mediators. Last night I didn't really think about it and sounded good at the time to make sure YOU pay.

But numb nuts, are you retarded? Send some complete stranger thousands? It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of
Just keep your yap shut until election day and we will talk and send money then.

Horatio Caine · 08-26-2016, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by plaster

This is a bet between you and me. As wonderful as baddog is, he's not touching my money. You simply pay me, or I pay you, November 9th.

I'm sure you are tripping over money but you are the asshat talking about money mediators. Last night I didn't really think about it and sounded good at the time to make sure YOU pay.

But numb nuts, are you retarded? Send some complete stranger thousands? It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard of
Just keep your yap shut until election day and we will talk and send money then.

lol, thats what I thought

I've meet Baddog in person, you on other hand are nothing but a fake chickenshit nick. Everyone here knows baddog, and I don't think he is desperate to keep your shitty 1K.

You'll be gone come november. Guaranteed. First, you little motherfucker, wanted to do escrow, now you don't want to give "free loans". Fucking baller out of moms basement.

Fuck off than, little twat.

I'm done with you. I'm going deep sea fishing now. Bye.

plaster · 08-26-2016, 03:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

lol, thats what I thought

I've meet Baddog in person, you on other hand are nothing but a fake chickenshit nick. Everyone here knows baddog, and I don't think he is desperate to keep your shitty 1K.

You'll be gone come november. Guaranteed. First, you little motherfucker, wanted to do escrow, now you don't want to give "free loans". Fucking baller out of moms basement.

Fuck off than, little twat.

I'm done with you. I'm going deep sea fishing now. Bye.

Did you just back down on the bet? It's a bet, you don't dictate complete strangers holding money. Go deep sea fishing, don't drown by accident.

plaster · 08-26-2016, 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

lol, thats what I thought

I've meet Baddog in person, you on other hand are nothing but a fake chickenshit nick. Everyone here knows baddog, and I don't think he is desperate to keep your shitty 1K.

You'll be gone come november. Guaranteed. First, you little motherfucker, wanted to do escrow, now you don't want to give "free loans". Fucking baller out of moms basement.

Fuck off than, little twat.

I'm done with you. I'm going deep sea fishing now. Bye.

Actually... I'm not letting you off the hook this easy.

I pay $420/month for my hosting and is a well known host on this board. It is a small percent of my monthly income and 1K is not a big deal to me. I will tell you my host, and you are free to hit him up for validation. This is all done in private. I will not send baddog a grand you fucking moron.

It's in your court and you will be the one with egg on your face. And I would like to know your host as well and what you pay each month and the owner so I can do the same.

How's that sound thunder prince?

Horatio Caine · 08-26-2016, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by plaster

Did you just back down on the bet? It's a bet, you don't dictate complete strangers holding money. Go deep sea fishing, don't drown by accident.

You backed out, not me. Im not doing virtual handshake bet with fake nick.
I bet I'll spend more money filling up our boat tonight than you make in a moth, kid.

Money on the table by eow or go fuck yourself.

Horatio Caine · 08-26-2016, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by plaster

Actually... I'm not letting you off the hook this easy.

I pay $420/month for my hosting and is a well known host on this board. It is a small percent of my monthly income and 1K is not a big deal to me. I will tell you my host, and you are free to hit him up for validation. This is all done in private. I will not send baddog a grand you fucking moron.

It's in your court and you will be the one with egg on your face. And I would like to know your host as well and what you pay each month and the owner so I can do the same.

How's that sound thunder prince?

You pay $420 in rent money, son. Money on the table or shove your dreamhost account up your ass.

Here's what I make on average month dipshit. One of the cascade processors. I'm probably doing 10K less this month. Beginning of school year, you should know. People saving money

Bye, loser.

plaster · 08-26-2016, 04:38 PM

So you backed out. You're a fucking loser.

My host can easily confirm the YEARS of payments each and every month. I think it's you're full of shit and I won't tell you what I make. Paying 400 per month is enough information for any reasonable person to be comfortable that a 1k bet will be paid on.

You have satellite reception to post on gfy while fishing?

Horatio Caine · 08-26-2016, 05:00 PM

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Originally Posted by plaster

So you backed out. You're a fucking loser.

My host can easily confirm the YEARS of payments each and every month. I think it's you're full of shit and I won't tell you what I make. Paying 400 per month is enough information for any reasonable person to be comfortable that a 1k bet will be paid on.

You have satellite reception to post on gfy while fishing?

It's called T-Mobile teethering dumb ass. I'm not wasting my time on your host, you grandmother or best friend. Money on the table or eat dick punk.

plaster · 08-26-2016, 05:00 PM

You know... I bet sly is your host. He's not a mod here so out of all people, why did you choose him?

If he is your host I bet he's reading this thread and is like... why did that motherfucker nickel and dime me on his hosting package if he's making 200k/monthly....

Lol

plaster · 08-26-2016, 05:34 PM

And if you do the math, let's say you DID make 210k monthly which is only in your dreams.

That's 7k per day. My 1k wager on your 2.5k wager is a little over 1 working hour. You have wasted WAY more time then that to try and get me to give money to random gfy nicks.

Nobody making that kind of money would do that. You are a liar, so full of shit, and a dirty (listen to me I'm a liar) liberal.

Go fuck yourself!

plaster · 08-26-2016, 07:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Horatio Caine

I bet I'll spend more money filling up our boat tonight than you make in a moth, kid.

Where are you fishing btw? Maybe I may know the owner of the boat you're going on
...

Errr, nevermind. The people I know are real, not make believe.

Carry on

Relic · 08-26-2016, 11:55 PM

Relic · 11-16-2016, 01:02 AM

Pay up op.

08-25-2016, 07:29 PM	#1
Horatio Caine full-time aspiring rapper Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Compton, CA Posts: 5,746	Sly, can you be an escrow for a small bet we having? Right here. https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...star-wars.html Fake nick wants to lose his community college tuition. Will you be kind to hold his and my money till November.

08-25-2016, 07:48 PM	#2
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08-25-2016, 08:16 PM	#9
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08-26-2016, 02:49 PM	#34
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08-25-2016, 07:49 PM	#3
plaster So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 2,295	Ummm... you could have just asked me to contact sly direct... may have been alot quicker. But why don't we use a known escrow service? I'd feel better using a service. Either way... bet is on

08-25-2016, 07:52 PM	#4
plaster So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 2,295	Lol... guess you were quicker

08-25-2016, 08:23 PM	#10
plaster So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 2,295	Looks like it's a hard core bet... Problem is when I try to collect on November 8th... I'm going to hear chirps. But it's ok man... by November 8th I won't need any additional cash

08-25-2016, 08:33 PM	#13
plaster So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 2,295	Actually... you owe me 2.5k

08-25-2016, 09:18 PM	#14
Horatio Caine full-time aspiring rapper Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Compton, CA Posts: 5,746	LOL. have fun picking new nick in November, chicken shit. Can't even tell me who he is and wants virtual hand shake bet.

08-25-2016, 10:43 PM	#15
OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,906	Let brassmonkey hold the funds

08-25-2016, 11:20 PM	#17
plaster So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 2,295	Horatio... we will figure the logistics but the bet is in place

08-25-2016, 11:43 PM	#19
plaster So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 2,295	I've made the bet... in the old days it requires a handshake. .. in these days it includes calling mommy and sly... and eric

08-26-2016, 09:31 AM	#21
plaster So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 2,295	Lol... today announced that assange is going to release deleted benghazi emails 1 month before election... lolol I was looking for a bookie to give me 1.5 odds in this bet and to get 2.5... good shit right here. There are no bookies I know that are taking the presidential race bets.

08-26-2016, 01:57 PM	#31
Coup 🚨 PBBC International 🚨 Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: /👁\ Posts: 9,931	just send all funds via paypal to [email protected], OP

08-26-2016, 01:58 PM	#32
escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 23,197	I know I am!

08-26-2016, 04:38 PM	#44
plaster So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 2,295	So you backed out. You're a fucking loser. My host can easily confirm the YEARS of payments each and every month. I think it's you're full of shit and I won't tell you what I make. Paying 400 per month is enough information for any reasonable person to be comfortable that a 1k bet will be paid on. You have satellite reception to post on gfy while fishing?

08-26-2016, 05:00 PM	#46
plaster So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 2,295	You know... I bet sly is your host. He's not a mod here so out of all people, why did you choose him? If he is your host I bet he's reading this thread and is like... why did that motherfucker nickel and dime me on his hosting package if he's making 200k/monthly.... Lol

08-26-2016, 05:34 PM	#47
plaster So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2015 Posts: 2,295	And if you do the math, let's say you DID make 210k monthly which is only in your dreams. That's 7k per day. My 1k wager on your 2.5k wager is a little over 1 working hour. You have wasted WAY more time then that to try and get me to give money to random gfy nicks. Nobody making that kind of money would do that. You are a liar, so full of shit, and a dirty (listen to me I'm a liar) liberal. Go fuck yourself!

08-26-2016, 11:55 PM	#49
Relic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 10,300

11-16-2016, 01:02 AM	#50
Relic So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 10,300	Pay up op.