The only man in history killed by a flying turtle.

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  • crockett
    in a van by the river
    • May 2003
    • 76818
    #1

    The only man in history killed by a flying turtle.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aeschylus#Death

    . Valerius Maximus wrote that he was killed outside the city by a tortoise dropped by an eagle which had mistaken his head for a rock suitable for shattering the shell of the reptile.[17] Pliny, in his Naturalis Historiæ, adds that Aeschylus had been staying outdoors to avoid a prophecy that he would be killed by a falling object.

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    • Bladewire
      StraightBro
      • Aug 2003
      • 56228
      #2




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        • pimpmaster9000
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Dec 2011
          • 26732
          #3
          thanks Obama!
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            • Rochard
              Jägermeister Test Pilot
              • Dec 2001
              • 75733
              #4
              Originally posted by crucifissio
              thanks Obama!
              We blame everything on Trump now.
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              Brooklyn, NY

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                • seeandsee
                  Check SIG!
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 50945
                  #5
                  "Valerius Maximus wrote that he was killed outside the city by a tortoise dropped by an eagle"

                  Nice way to die, fucking eagle...

                  Or some husband found him shaging his wife and did it
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                    • SilentKnight
                      Megan Fox's fluffer
                      • Oct 2005
                      • 24818
                      #6
                      Sometimes fate has a way of takin' a big 'ole crap on you.

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                        • King Mark
                          So Fucking Banned
                          • Aug 2016
                          • 27033
                          #7
                          One of the most legendary L's ever

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