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Pornkings · 04-10-2003, 12:09 AM

Little Dumb ass webmasters father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?"

"I don't want to know!" little Dumb ass webmaster said, bursting into tears.

Confused, the father asked little Dumb ass webmaster what was wrong.

"Oh dad," Little Dumb ass webmaster sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!"

hyper · 04-10-2003, 12:10 AM

Pornkings · 04-10-2003, 12:12 AM

A Dumb ass webmaster gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The Dumb ass webmaster looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the Dumb ass webmaster , "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The Dumb ass webmaster of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The Dumb ass webmaster decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The Dumb ass webmaster agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the Dumb ass webmaster finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the Dumb ass webmaster ! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

Pornkings · 04-10-2003, 12:16 AM

another late nite Dumb ass webmaster joke

Little Dumb Ass webmaster goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?'

Little Dumb ass webmaster waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!'

Miss Rogers:'All right, little Dumb ass webmaster , what is your multi-syllable word?'

Little Dumb ass webmaster says, 'Mas-tur-bate.'

Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Dumb ass webmaster , that's a mouthful.'

Little Dumb ass webmaster says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob".

04-10-2003, 12:09 AM	#1
Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	Dumb Ass webmaster jokes Little Dumb ass webmasters father asked him, "Do you know about the birds and the bees?" "I don't want to know!" little Dumb ass webmaster said, bursting into tears. Confused, the father asked little Dumb ass webmaster what was wrong. "Oh dad," Little Dumb ass webmaster sobbed, "At age six I got the 'there's no Santa' speech. At age seven I got the 'there's no Easter bunny' speech. Then at age 8 you hit me with the 'there's no tooth fairy' speech! If you're going to tell me now that grown-ups don't really fuck, I've got nothing left to live for!" __________________ Pornkings.com

04-10-2003, 12:10 AM	#2
hyper Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Mass Ass Posts: 5,294	ummm __________________

04-10-2003, 12:12 AM	#3
Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	A Dumb ass webmaster gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The Dumb ass webmaster looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the Dumb ass webmaster , "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The Dumb ass webmaster of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The Dumb ass webmaster decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The Dumb ass webmaster agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun. After the Dumb ass webmaster finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the Dumb ass webmaster ! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!" __________________ Pornkings.com

04-10-2003, 12:16 AM	#4
Pornkings Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Roger V Posts: 5,334	another late nite Dumb ass webmaster joke Little Dumb Ass webmaster goes to school, and the teacher says, 'Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?' Little Dumb ass webmaster waves his hand, 'Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!' Miss Rogers:'All right, little Dumb ass webmaster , what is your multi-syllable word?' Little Dumb ass webmaster says, 'Mas-tur-bate.' Miss Rogers smiles and says, 'Wow, little Dumb ass webmaster , that's a mouthful.' Little Dumb ass webmaster says, 'No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob". __________________ Pornkings.com