First World Problems: When she takes too long to make me a damn sammich

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  • Scott McD
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 67798

    #1

    First World Problems: When she takes too long to make me a damn sammich






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  • EddyTheDog
    Just Doing My Own Thing
    • Jan 2011
    • 25433

    #2
    God has a way of evening these things out - Next time that will be me telling you where to shove your fucking sammich...

    .....

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    • kane
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Aug 2001
      • 20684

      #3
      I know what you mean. Emily Ratajkowski was over the other day and all she wanted to do was screw, but I was insistent that I wasn't going to sling some dick until she made me a sandwich.

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      • john1975
        Confirmed User
        • Dec 2009
        • 985

        #4
        First World Problems: where everybody's a drama queen , and everything's a conspiracy.

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        • Scott McD
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Nov 2002
          • 67798

          #5
          Originally posted by EddyTheDog
          God has a way of evening these things out - Next time that will be me telling you where to shove your fucking sammich...

          .....
          Not again


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          • EddyTheDog
            Just Doing My Own Thing
            • Jan 2011
            • 25433

            #6
            Originally posted by Scott McD
            Not again
            God's a bitch...

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            • CaptainHowdy
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Dec 2004
              • 94732

              #7
              That just made me feel horribly lonely ...

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              • mineistaken
                See signature :)
                • Apr 2007
                • 29656

                #8
                Originally posted by john1975
                First World Problems: where everybody's a drama queen , and everything's a conspiracy.
                first world problems - foreign trojan horse invasion and eventual conquering

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                • beerptrol
                  Confirmed Asshole
                  • Feb 2003
                  • 12722

                  #9
                  she needs to eat a couple of them herself
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                  • PornDiscounts-V
                    Confirmed User
                    • Oct 2003
                    • 5744

                    #10
                    Looks like she should eat the sandwich.
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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133986

                      #11
                      She left the oven light on, would not bang

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                      • john1975
                        Confirmed User
                        • Dec 2009
                        • 985

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mineistaken
                        first world problems - foreign trojan horse invasion and eventual conquering
                        First World Problems: If the election doesn't go your way, just blame the Russians.

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                        • yuu.design
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                          • Mar 2006
                          • 25924

                          #13
                          hahahaha
                          good one
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