I once was on a flight from Las Vegas to Orlando. I thought I had struck the jackpot when I sat down in my window seat and a very hot girl sat next to me. Sadly, the entire flight all she wanted to talk about was her church, God, and religion. She was very conservative and was not shy about making sure everyone knew her opinion. The only good thing was that it was a red eye flight so I fell asleep after the second hour.
I once was on a flight from Las Vegas to Orlando. I thought I had struck the jackpot when I sat down in my window seat and a very hot girl sat next to me. Sadly, the entire flight all she wanted to talk about was her church, God, and religion. She was very conservative and was not shy about making sure everyone knew her opinion. The only good thing was that it was a red eye flight so I fell asleep after the second hour.
third hour seems like towards the very end of the flight though
third hour seems like towards the very end of the flight though
Yeah, I think it was about 3.5 hour flight so I slept for about an hour of it. When I woke up she was talking to the guy is the seat across the aisle from her so I was spared.
I seem to be on a streak of having empty seats next to me.... The last few flights I've taken were't nearly full and I've had the entire row to myself. It's been nice.
I seem to be on a streak of having empty seats next to me.... The last few flights I've taken were't nearly full and I've had the entire row to myself. It's been nice.
Etymology. The word cockpit was originally a sailing term for the coxswain's station in a Royal Navy ship, and later the location of the ship's rudder controls. Cockpit first appeared in the English language in the 1580s, "a pit for fighting cocks", from cock + pit.
I seem to be on a streak of having empty seats next to me.... The last few flights I've taken were't nearly full and I've had the entire row to myself. It's been nice.
Here's a really cool lifehack (and don't say i never share any good info on this board):
When boarding a place, wait till the very last minute. You must be among the last 3-5 people who board. This is because all the retards before you go in and take their seats.
When you enter the plane last, every idiot is sitting in his seat, so you go to the back of a plane with a confident look on your face and take the free rows that are there. (most of the time there are a few free rows in the back that haven't been sold).
So you pick a free row of 3 or 4 seats and seat in the middle and put your bags on nearby seats (so no one else decides to come and sit next to you). After the takeoff comfortably lie down across all 4 seats and sleep through the whole flight.
This is especially great on long transatlantic flights.
I once was on a flight from Las Vegas to Orlando. I thought I had struck the jackpot when I sat down in my window seat and a very hot girl sat next to me. Sadly, the entire flight all she wanted to talk about was her church, God, and religion. She was very conservative and was not shy about making sure everyone knew her opinion. The only good thing was that it was a red eye flight so I fell asleep after the second hour.
Wouldn't it have been great if the plane had crashed (not for you but still) all the while the stupid slut was praying to save her useless conservative life!
Personally I would have gotten stinking drunk and told her all about Satanism.
Wouldn't it have been great if the plane had crashed (not for you but still) all the while the stupid slut was praying to save her useless conservative life!
Personally I would have gotten stinking drunk and told her all about Satanism.
There was part of me that thought I should tell her I'm a pot smoking, gay marriage supporting, social liberal from Portland. It might have made the flight a lot more interesting, but I had this feeling she is one of those people who would freak out and cause a scene which would have been kind of funny if she freaked out and ended up being held by security.
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