I telll them I am a drug dealer and professional hit man. I would not want them to think I was involved with anything as seedy as pornography

Unless I really want you to know what I'm doing, I'm a college sophomore majoring in web design.

For everyone else, I write erotica and maintain a couple of groovy smut sites. :)

My set of grandparents in Ca know what I do.. Grandma give me a big grin and Gramp goes " isn't that against the law ".


LOL

I tell them that I am the inventor of the question mark...

Actually, I just say Intenret Services if non tech crew there, if there are techies, then Sales if the need to be on the Downlow is there.

My friends and family know, when the questions start, I tell them that its the same as any job, if you made donuts, you'd be tired of seeing them sometimes. Other days, you dont mind seeing a few donuts.

Thats all

Herb K

I am a professional Pimp :thumbsup

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This is one of those posts that comes up every 2 or 3 months. It's the "I'm ashamed of what I do so I lie about it...What is YOUR lie?" post.

My family knows what I do, as do my friends. I don't lie about it. If someone finds out I'm a photographer and asks what kind of photography I do, I tell them "I do girlie photography," which is what it is and should be to anyone who's comfortable with it.

I don't call it "pornography," because that is a pejorative description literally meaning "pictures/writings of whores." It's a term that belongs to people who don't like it. It shouldn't be used self-descriptively by people in the industry. We are in the "adult entertainment industry" not the "porn industry" if you really want the industry to prosper.

Simple. I manage an office of nerds.

the truth.....it will set me free right?

When I was being interviewed for a position as a sr. engineer at jpmorgan, the interviewer asked me what i meant by webdesign in my resume and the statement "up to 80k hits a day." I told him the truth, that porn is the biggest industry on the net and that's how I learned to design/code. (Not that i was actually successful in it) He laughed at first but then respected me ever since

I tell people I work for BP4L