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Old 01-15-2017, 02:37 PM   #1
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Guys' rules (need to know for all women)

Seems like something that might have been posted as it is not new, but still great

GUYS' RULES

Most of them are actual reality, not a joke (in case women wondering)
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Old 01-15-2017, 02:45 PM   #2
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I liked number 1...
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Old 01-15-2017, 02:54 PM   #3
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Number 1 was especially true.
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Old 01-15-2017, 02:58 PM   #4
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Number 1 was especially true.
I also thought it was the best one
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Old 01-15-2017, 03:01 PM   #5
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rules can get you cut where im from
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Old 01-15-2017, 03:02 PM   #6
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rules can get you cut where im from
Where is that?
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Old 01-15-2017, 05:06 PM   #7
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The women still wont follow them
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Old 01-15-2017, 05:25 PM   #8
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my rules that I think apply to both genders:

1) don't fight about stupid shit

2) once an issue is past, it is past. aka no longer relevant

3) don't stop laughing or fucking

4) treat each other with care and kindness and generosity every moment, or at least try to

5) keep yourself strong and well so that #4 is possible

6) earn your own money

7) see #3
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Old 01-15-2017, 05:31 PM   #9
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8) Aside from your greeting, 20 minutes of complete silence from you after I get home so I can adjust.
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Old 01-15-2017, 05:37 PM   #10
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8) Aside from your greeting, 20 minutes of complete silence from you after I get home so I can adjust.
Interesting, sounds like not very strong character or very emotional (explains your constant super illogical statements) if you need 20 minutes to adjust when back home.
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Old 01-15-2017, 05:48 PM   #11
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Interesting, sounds like not very strong character or very emotional (explains your constant super illogical statements) if you need 20 minutes to adjust when back home.
Interesting you're so tuned into my coming home rituals. I'll give you my thick D just STFU for a few minutes.
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Old 01-15-2017, 06:57 PM   #12
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da streetz
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Old 01-15-2017, 07:41 PM   #13
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Interesting you're so tuned into my coming home rituals. I'll give you my thick D just STFU for a few minutes.
Not sure how me reacting to your post in my thread makes me "so tuned into your home coming rituals".
Fascinating how your mind works managing to post one ridiculous statement after another
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Old 01-15-2017, 07:43 PM   #14
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Where rules, law and order and other quality society norms gets you cut

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Not being entraped in a relationship is my only rule ...
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Old 01-16-2017, 01:44 PM   #18
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Also #1
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I didn't get past the first rule 1...

a toilet is designed with a seat & a seat cover, they both go down to cover the shit that you guys leave in the toilet...

put the lid down.

Not going no further, already your boys rule book's burned, need some vagisil for your ass
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Old 01-16-2017, 03:24 PM   #20
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I didn't get past the first rule 1...

a toilet is designed with a seat & a seat cover, they both go down to cover the shit that you guys leave in the toilet...

put the lid down.

Not going no further, already your boys rule book's burned, need some vagisil for your ass
we flush the toilet so no shit is left...

No point of covering, just pointless waste of your time and energy.
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