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  • blackmonsters
    Making PHP work
    • Nov 2002
    • 20971

    #1

    FUCKKKKKK! I hate when that happens.

    So I take a burger patty out of the freezer and place it on a plate to let it thaw out completely.

    Meanwhile I cut an onion in slices and push out the rings.

    Put flour in a plastic grocery bad and throw in some garlic powder, paprika and black pepper,
    shake that to make it mix.

    Rinse the onion rings in water then thrown them in the bag of flour and shake.

    So I let that sit until the burger is thawed.

    Then I fire up the stove with a skillet and a pot of oil to heat up while
    slicing some cheddar cheese,
    onion and lettuce (forgot to buy a tomato, but no biggy).

    So then I cook it all and make the burger with mayo, ketchup etc... with the onion rings on the side.

    I eat all of it, it goes by so fast and I'm through with it.

    But after doing that, all I want is another burger and onion rings just like I just made.

    FUCKKKKKK! I hate when that happens.

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  • Smack dat
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2016
    • 4613

    #2
    Next time do two.

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    • EddyTheDog
      Just Doing My Own Thing
      • Jan 2011
      • 25433

      #3
      Edit: Ooops - I Fucked up...

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      • Colmike9
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        • Dec 2011
        • 7230

        #4
        I do that, too. Either make it bigger next time or don't make it taste so good.
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        • blackmonsters
          Making PHP work
          • Nov 2002
          • 20971

          #5
          Originally posted by Colmike7
          I do that, too. Either make it bigger next time or don't make it taste so good.
          It's like it can't be big enough!
          The burger was bigger than 1/4 pounder already.

          Fuck it; I'm just going to stop eating anything so I can be happy.

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          • Colmike9
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            • Dec 2011
            • 7230

            #6
            Originally posted by blackmonsters
            It's like it can't be big enough!
            The burger was bigger than 1/4 pounder already.

            Fuck it; I'm just going to stop eating anything so I can be happy.

            Gotta make it a Luther Burger when you're hungry.
            (1/2-1lb patty, 1/2lb bacon, cheddar, all of the toppings you like, then take a Krispy Kreme doughnut, cut it in half and brown the inside, then use that as the bun with the gooey ends on the inside)
            Heart attack, but worth it when you're hungry.
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            • blackmonsters
              Making PHP work
              • Nov 2002
              • 20971

              #7
              Originally posted by Colmike7
              Gotta make it a Luther Burger when you're hungry.
              (1/2-1lb patty, 1/2lb bacon, cheddar, all of the toppings you like, then take a Krispy Kreme doughnut, cut it in half and brown the inside, then use that as the bun with the gooey ends on the inside)
              Heart attack, but worth it when you're hungry.
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              • EddyTheDog
                Just Doing My Own Thing
                • Jan 2011
                • 25433

                #8
                Originally posted by Colmike7
                Gotta make it a Luther Burger when you're hungry.
                (1/2-1lb patty, 1/2lb bacon, cheddar, all of the toppings you like, then take a Krispy Kreme doughnut, cut it in half and brown the inside, then use that as the bun with the gooey ends on the inside)
                Heart attack, but worth it when you're hungry.
                Do you call the ambulance before after you eat it?..

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                • Colmike9
                  (>^_^)b
                  • Dec 2011
                  • 7230

                  #9
                  Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                  Do you call the ambulance before after you eat it?..
                  No, you call your weed guy beforehand..
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                    • JesseQuinn
                      feeding the wolves
                      • Aug 2012
                      • 6627

                      #11
                      Originally posted by blackmonsters
                      So I take a burger patty out of the freezer and place it on a plate to let it thaw out completely.

                      Meanwhile I cut an onion in slices and push out the rings.

                      Put flour in a plastic grocery bad and throw in some garlic powder, paprika and black pepper,
                      shake that to make it mix.

                      Rinse the onion rings in water then thrown them in the bag of flour and shake.

                      So I let that sit until the burger is thawed.

                      Then I fire up the stove with a skillet and a pot of oil to heat up while
                      slicing some cheddar cheese,
                      onion and lettuce (forgot to buy a tomato, but no biggy).

                      So then I cook it all and make the burger with mayo, ketchup etc... with the onion rings on the side.

                      I eat all of it, it goes by so fast and I'm through with it.

                      But after doing that, all I want is another burger and onion rings just like I just made.

                      FUCKKKKKK! I hate when that happens.

                      I'm exhausted just reading that and impressed by the culinary skills. sitting here eating beets out of a can with a fork for lunch
                      throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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                      • blackmonsters
                        Making PHP work
                        • Nov 2002
                        • 20971

                        #12
                        Originally posted by JesseQuinn
                        I'm exhausted just reading that and impressed by the culinary skills. sitting here eating beets out of a can with a fork for lunch
                        Fuck that shit!
                        So what if you can't cook; just try it again and you'll get it right.
                        If you can use a computer then you can cook what you like; because you had to learn the
                        computer so you can learn cooking.
                        Simple as that.

                        It's worth it to ruin some food trying to cook because you will get it right the next time and
                        then you will enjoy it forever.

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                        • Colmike9
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                          • Dec 2011
                          • 7230

                          #13
                          Originally posted by blackmonsters
                          Fuck that shit!
                          So what if you can't cook; just try it again and you'll get it right.
                          If you can use a computer then you can cook what you like; because you had to learn the
                          computer so you can learn cooking.
                          Simple as that.

                          It's worth it to ruin some food trying to cook because you will get it right the next time and
                          then you will enjoy it forever.

                          I was high at my old job once and made this, cooking is chemistry that you can eat

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                          • blackmonsters
                            Making PHP work
                            • Nov 2002
                            • 20971

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Colmike7
                            I was high at my old job once and made this, cooking is chemistry that you can eat

                            Yummy looking.

                            What is it?

                            I will guess : Shrimp roll with garlic/mayo sauce on the side?

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                            • EddyTheDog
                              Just Doing My Own Thing
                              • Jan 2011
                              • 25433

                              #15
                              Originally posted by blackmonsters
                              Yummy looking.

                              What is it?

                              I will guess : Shrimp roll with garlic/mayo sauce on the side?

                              I was thinking it was sweet...

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                              • blackmonsters
                                Making PHP work
                                • Nov 2002
                                • 20971

                                #16
                                Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                I was thinking it was sweet...
                                He was high at work, so I'm thinking creativity.
                                Sweet shit ain't all that creative.

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                                • mikesouth
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Jun 2003
                                  • 6334

                                  #17
                                  here is a long lost tip for anything you want crispy when you fry it...

                                  CORN STARCH

                                  mix it with your all purpose flour (NEVER self rising)
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                                  • JesseQuinn
                                    feeding the wolves
                                    • Aug 2012
                                    • 6627

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                    Fuck that shit!
                                    So what if you can't cook; just try it again and you'll get it right.
                                    If you can use a computer then you can cook what you like; because you had to learn the
                                    computer so you can learn cooking.
                                    Simple as that.

                                    It's worth it to ruin some food trying to cook because you will get it right the next time and
                                    then you will enjoy it forever.

                                    I'm sure I could probably be a great cook if I put effort into it, I just hate the whole process and food isn't all that fun for me. like the idea of rinsing onions and then putting flour on them etc and the grilling of the meat and the this and the that. I see that a lot of people genuinely enjoy cooking and the food and I think it's cool. for real, I'm impressed and I like watching them enjoy it.

                                    I just don't. I refuse to spend more time preparing food than I do eating it. and my beets are tasty =)

                                    next time make two and remember the tomato
                                    throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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                                    • NatalieK
                                      Natalie K
                                      • Apr 2010
                                      • 20118

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                      I take a burger patty out of the freezer
                                      this is where you went wrong...



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                                      • Colmike9
                                        (>^_^)b
                                        • Dec 2011
                                        • 7230

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                        Yummy looking.

                                        What is it?

                                        I will guess : Shrimp roll with garlic/mayo sauce on the side?

                                        Pepperoni stromboli
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                                        • blackmonsters
                                          Making PHP work
                                          • Nov 2002
                                          • 20971

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Colmike7
                                          Pepperoni stromboli
                                          Yeah, I approve that combo.

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                                          • 2MuchMark
                                            Mark of 2Much.net
                                            • Aug 2004
                                            • 50982

                                            #22
                                            fuck. now I'm hungry.

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                                            • RSD
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Sep 2005
                                              • 425

                                              #23
                                              Eat some cock the next time!

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