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Spunky · 04-06-2003, 01:58 PM

Chalk It up as another notch in my belt.Picked up this attractive married chick last night.She has been married for about 7 years and I guess her husband doesnt do it for her.I was the sympathetic ear and listened to her whoas of unhappiness.Well a few drinks later I go in for the kill and she was all over me.

I suggest to go back to my place and she agreed.Man she was a bitch in heat and we fucked like rabbits.I kinda felt bad as I called her a cab a few hours later...

.For some reason I guess some married women are just human and their partners that dont give them enough attention will eventually stray.I for one will take advantage of the situation although I dont feel real proud of myself. I guess I should have just walked away from it?This has been about the sixth married woman I have porked so I'm going to start hitting on married women more often now

foreverjason · 04-06-2003, 02:03 PM

Fuck dude thats wrong.

Dude your a fuck. You have to draw the fucking line somewhere dick head.

x-vision · 04-06-2003, 02:03 PM

I was wondering where my wife was last night.

p00p · 04-06-2003, 02:04 PM

You played that woman perfect. Good job!

Sarah_Jayne · 04-06-2003, 02:12 PM

what makes you think she didn't play you?

TheJimmy · 04-06-2003, 02:12 PM

maybe she's into the cuckold lifestyle and went home to have her hubbie munch her recently used box...

there are some trippy fetish/lifestyles out there...don't be shocked...

Seb From Holland · 04-06-2003, 02:15 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
what makes you think she didn't play you?

gimme a break

Sarah_Jayne · 04-06-2003, 02:17 PM

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Originally posted by Seb From Holland

gimme a break

if you don't think women can't play that game you don't know women very well.

Machete_ · 04-06-2003, 02:21 PM

Guess who is on the next "trannytrick"

Spunky · 04-06-2003, 02:24 PM

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Originally posted by foreverjason
Fuck dude thats wrong.

Dude your a fuck. You have to draw the fucking line somewhere dick head.

True..I feel bad

.....NOT! If it wasnt me it would have been someone else.Yea its wrong but? If she played me ..I feel so used

,she just wanted something her husband wasnt giving her.Its too bad people do this because of kids and eventually they wind up leaving or continue having affairs.

Saddam Hussein · 04-06-2003, 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by ebus_dk
Guess who is on the next "trannytrick"

hahahaha

spunky got tricked

rooster · 04-06-2003, 02:25 PM

all girls are attractive at night after a few drinks.

Lane · 04-06-2003, 02:26 PM

maybe it was her trick to not to call you again?

Spunky · 04-06-2003, 02:27 PM

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Originally posted by ebus_dk
Guess who is on the next "trannytrick"

Shit ..I wondered why she only wanted it up the ass

KRL · 04-06-2003, 02:42 PM

Just be careful dude if you're pokin that many married women. You're pushing the odds. Ond of 'em might give you up in an argument with their husbands. Lots of husbands will kill a guy if they find out they fucked their wife, especially in a sleazy way if you do anything kinky with them.

DirtyDanza · 04-06-2003, 02:44 PM

all women are that fucking easy....

GTS Mark · 04-06-2003, 02:45 PM

Mom?!

DH

Libertine · 04-06-2003, 02:47 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Just be careful dude if you're pokin that many married women. You're pushing the odds. Ond of 'em might give you up in an argument with their husbands. Lots of husbands will kill a guy if they find out they fucked their wife, especially in a sleazy way if you do anything kinky with them.

Yeah. Any guy that porks my gf will find his cock cut off and stuffed into his sliced throat the next morning

Fletch XXX · 04-06-2003, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
what makes you think she didn't play you?

i was thinking the exact thing.

he even called her cab, shit, looks like she got what she needed now shes going back to daddy.

homie was a one night stand, not the other way around.

hahah

PeekHoles · 04-06-2003, 02:52 PM

Well was it good...

iroc409 · 04-06-2003, 02:55 PM

heheh... watch your back, you might get snuffed.

Spunky · 04-06-2003, 02:58 PM

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Originally posted by punkworld

Yeah. Any guy that porks my gf will find his cock cut off and stuffed into his sliced throat the next morning

thats alittle extreme

Naughty · 04-06-2003, 03:00 PM

You fucked up big time!

Rule #1:
Never, NEVER take them to your house. Rent a room or use the car or whatever, next thing you know she is either a.) on your doorstep with a suitcase, or b.) her hubby is with a baseball bat.

Eve · 04-06-2003, 03:02 PM

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Originally posted by TheJimmy
maybe she's into the cuckold lifestyle and went home to have her hubbie munch her recently used box...

there are some trippy fetish/lifestyles out there...don't be shocked...

that's fucking filthy...ah well...

Isn't that how we get all the good MILF content anyway?

Spunky · 04-06-2003, 03:06 PM

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Originally posted by Naughty
You fucked up big time!

Rule #1:
Never, NEVER take them to your house. Rent a room or use the car or whatever, next thing you know she is either a.) on your doorstep with a suitcase, or b.) her hubby is with a baseball bat.

Good advice.I didnt think of that..dam beers why am I such a slut*Shakes Fist In Air*

Libertine · 04-06-2003, 03:07 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

thats alittle extreme

The line between love and violent murder is very thin

CrazyNakedChick · 04-06-2003, 03:16 PM

for crying out loud renegade, tell me you at least wear condoms when you do drunken bar chicks.......married or not. hahaha.

Spunky · 04-06-2003, 03:22 PM

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Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick
for crying out loud renegade, tell me you at least wear condoms when you do drunken bar chicks.......married or not. hahaha.

Yup

I may do stupid things when I'm pissed but I learned that valuable lesson a long time ago.

CrazyNakedChick · 04-06-2003, 03:24 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1

Yup I may do stupid things when I'm pissed but I learned that valuable lesson a long time ago.

hahaha, dare i ask?

Kanoealoha · 04-06-2003, 03:27 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

i was thinking the exact thing.

he even called her cab, shit, looks like she got what she needed now shes going back to daddy.

homie was a one night stand, not the other way around.

hahah

haha, I'd be smiling to myself in that cab on the way home...
a guy bought me drinks, we fucked like rabbits and I don't have to do his laundry or listen to him fart in the morning...shit...

yeah, she got what she wanted...well at least for that night

Spunky · 04-06-2003, 03:30 PM

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Originally posted by CrazyNakedChick

hahaha, dare i ask?

1 miscarriage and 2 abortions...It just doesnt feel right with rubbers,but thank god I'm not someones daddy

Spunky · 04-06-2003, 03:32 PM

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Originally posted by Kanoealoha

haha, I'd be smiling to myself in that cab on the way home...
a guy bought me drinks, we fucked like rabbits and I don't have to do his laundry or listen to him fart in the morning...shit...

yeah, she got what she wanted...well at least for that night

Are you married?

Kanoealoha · 04-06-2003, 03:34 PM

Nope...sorry
wouldn't do that if I were married anyway

only when single

TheJimmy · 04-06-2003, 04:01 PM

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Originally posted by Eve

that's fucking filthy...ah well...

Isn't that how we get all the good MILF content anyway?

yup! the world is a filthy place...

Luc Duboi · 04-06-2003, 04:05 PM

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Originally posted by spunky1
Chalk It up as another notch in my belt.Picked up this attractive married chick last night.She has been married for about 7 years and I guess her husband doesnt do it for her.I was the sympathetic ear and listened to her whoas of unhappiness.Well a few drinks later I go in for the kill and she was all over me. I suggest to go back to my place and she agreed.Man she was a bitch in heat and we fucked like rabbits.I kinda felt bad as I called her a cab a few hours later....For some reason I guess some married women are just human and their partners that dont give them enough attention will eventually stray.I for one will take advantage of the situation although I dont feel real proud of myself. I guess I should have just walked away from it?This has been about the sixth married woman I have porked so I'm going to start hitting on married women more often now

not true.
the lady im after only let me touch her boobs. ass, legs, etc. but have not a chance to touch her pussy. How can I take her paint off ? help me

Luc Duboi · 04-06-2003, 04:06 PM

IT's like the movie THE GOOD Girl and UNFAILTHFUL

funkmaster · 04-06-2003, 04:09 PM

"The line between love and violent murder is very thin"

... and my smelly feet are often mistaken for tasty swiss cheese !!

spunky1, you´ve done the right thing.

Mr Pheer · 04-06-2003, 04:15 PM

I dunno where you live... but in alot of places, down south mostly, fucking another mans wife will get you killed or seriously hurt, if the other man finds out. Maybe he will be nice and just fuck up your vehicle.

Kat - Fast · 04-06-2003, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

i was thinking the exact thing.

he even called her cab, shit, looks like she got what she needed now shes going back to daddy.

homie was a one night stand, not the other way around.

hahah

Yup

seems that way to me

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Originally posted by MrPheer
I dunno where you live... but in alot of places, down south mostly, fucking another mans wife will get you killed or seriously hurt, if the other man finds out. Maybe he will be nice and just fuck up your vehicle.

So - the dude's wife can't keep her legs closed and it's the other guy's fault? That is fucked up. Or do they get in a rage becauase they can't keep their own wife 'entertained' and take it out on the man who can?

Spunky · 04-06-2003, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by Fletch XXX

homie was a one night stand, not the other way around.

hahah

Thats OK with me..I wish more women would treat me like a whore

Icy · 04-06-2003, 04:48 PM

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Originally posted by Kat

So - the dude's wife can't keep her legs closed and it's the other guy's fault? That is fucked up. Or do they get in a rage becauase they can't keep their own wife 'entertained' and take it out on the man who can?

You're right, it's the woman fault, not spunky1, she knew what was she doing, if she can't keep her legs closed it's her problem....thats the theory.... now explain that to his husband when he knows your door with the baseball bat....

If our women go out with another man we shouldn't kill the man but her unless the man carryied a gun to force her. There is not excuse like "ohh dear i was drunk, he was so nice and comprensive, i didnt know what was i doing" thats just bullshit. Again thats the theory but i bet that if i catch my girl with another guy i will hit him twice than her, i know i shouldn't following my theory...but fuck the theory if i'm the cheated man

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Pipecrew · 04-06-2003, 04:51 PM

spunky1 are you the same guy who couldnt get chicks for the longest time and now you are fucking everyone? I dont remember if that was you or not

Pipecrew · 04-06-2003, 04:52 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
Just be careful dude if you're pokin that many married women. You're pushing the odds. Ond of 'em might give you up in an argument with their husbands. Lots of husbands will kill a guy if they find out they fucked their wife, especially in a sleazy way if you do anything kinky with them.

exactly, this is proof enough

http://www.arminm.com/biker_chick.htm

dig420 · 04-06-2003, 04:57 PM

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Originally posted by Kat

So - the dude's wife can't keep her legs closed and it's the other guy's fault? That is fucked up. Or do they get in a rage becauase they can't keep their own wife 'entertained' and take it out on the man who can?

that's what I'm saying. If you can't do the job don't get mad at the man who can. He's just doing what comes natural, it's your girl that's fucking up.

Don't hate the player homie, hate the game!

foreverjason · 04-06-2003, 05:11 PM

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True..I feel bad .....NOT! If it wasnt me it would have been someone else.Yea its wrong but? If she played me ..I feel so used ,she just wanted something her husband wasnt giving her.Its too bad people do this because of kids and eventually they wind up leaving or continue having affairs.

Ya it is to bad people like you and this bitch do this. I dont know about you but in the 90's I seriously saw some major degradation of society, I wonder what these next 10 years bring.

Music like rap and shit. Grade 8's are starting to have sex now. Multi-partners, mult-girlfriends. lol.

Maybe porn or more so the temptation of sex, its everywhere I guess. Rant over.

But unlike you, I draw the sand at porn and indirectly fuck people over.

foreverjason · 04-06-2003, 05:12 PM

Oh ya and dude she probably played you. Married chick looking for an easy no strings attached fuck.

foreverjason · 04-06-2003, 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by MrPheer
I dunno where you live... but in alot of places, down south mostly, fucking another mans wife will get you killed or seriously hurt, if the other man finds out. Maybe he will be nice and just fuck up your vehicle.
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So - the dude's wife can't keep her legs closed and it's the other guy's fault? That is fucked up. Or do they get in a rage becauase they can't keep their own wife 'entertained' and take it out on the man who can?

I havent been married yet, but i'm sure if you were married and your wife did this, you would moreso blame it on the other guy, then your wife or yourself for neglecting your wife.

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You're right, it's the woman fault, not spunky1, she knew what was she doing, if she can't keep her legs closed it's her problem....thats the theory.... now explain that to his husband when he knows your door with the baseball bat....

If our women go out with another man we shouldn't kill the man but her unless the man carryied a gun to force her. There is not excuse like "ohh dear i was drunk, he was so nice and comprensive, i didnt know what was i doing" thats just bullshit. Again thats the theory but i bet that if i catch my girl with another guy i will hit him twice than her, i know i shouldn't following my theory...but fuck the theory if i'm the cheated man :

shut the hell up, look where spanky1 said "...and then I went in for the kill."

Seems like he instigated the shit.

Watch out spanky1, shit has a way of coming back.

Sarah_Jayne · 04-06-2003, 05:19 PM

just have an open marriage...problem solved.

foe · 04-06-2003, 05:24 PM

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Originally posted by ebus_dk
Guess who is on the next "trannytrick"

DrewKole · 04-06-2003, 05:34 PM

They aren't easy, they just have lower standards.

Hence her fucking your stupid ass.

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Spunky I need a beer Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: ♠ Toiletville ♠ Posts: 133,970	Why Are Married Women Easy? Chalk It up as another notch in my belt.Picked up this attractive married chick last night.She has been married for about 7 years and I guess her husband doesnt do it for her.I was the sympathetic ear and listened to her whoas of unhappiness.Well a few drinks later I go in for the kill and she was all over me. I suggest to go back to my place and she agreed.Man she was a bitch in heat and we fucked like rabbits.I kinda felt bad as I called her a cab a few hours later....For some reason I guess some married women are just human and their partners that dont give them enough attention will eventually stray.I for one will take advantage of the situation although I dont feel real proud of myself. I guess I should have just walked away from it?This has been about the sixth married woman I have porked so I'm going to start hitting on married women more often now __________________ *YOUR INFORMATION HERE*

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KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Just be careful dude if you're pokin that many married women. You're pushing the odds. Ond of 'em might give you up in an argument with their husbands. Lots of husbands will kill a guy if they find out they fucked their wife, especially in a sleazy way if you do anything kinky with them.

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Mr Pheer Top Rated CEO Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Las Vegas Posts: 21,831	I dunno where you live... but in alot of places, down south mostly, fucking another mans wife will get you killed or seriously hurt, if the other man finds out. Maybe he will be nice and just fuck up your vehicle. __________________

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