It's December. It's the weekend! What the fucks going on ??

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  • Scott McD
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 67798

    #1

    It's December. It's the weekend! What the fucks going on ??

    For me, I have zero plans this weekend other than drinking, watching the game and catching up on some sleep.

    Boring but it's cold as shit so I can't be bothered doing much else.


    Whatever you arenjoy doing have a good one. Unless it involves some criminal activities....


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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 38938

    #2
    I'm glad you have made your "What yah doing at the Weekend?" thread, cause for once, I actually have some plans over and above my usual 'I'm having a chinese meal' response !

    I have actually booked and reserved a full on traditional Santa Clause outfit, for rental over Sat and Sun Its the real plush 'Coca Cola' Santa design, with real fur trim and deep plush velvet. Small round specs and a quality beard - Not just a cheap cotton wool abomination. Given my stature, I wont need the padding that goes with it, but hopefully it will fit me a treat.

    Saturday night I have a professional photographer / videographer coming round to take photos and video of me taking a shit in it! There will be a 4K video made of the event, including close ups from a go-pro camera (Or a go-poo camera as I like to call it) hidden inside my pants. Then once edited, it will be uploaded to my Shits4Sale store, available to poochase as an inexpensive Xmas treat.

    The Stills that he takes will be turned into Xmas cards for sending to friends and family, and as the climax of my evenings festivities, I intend to wipe the contents of the soiled britches all over my walls and call it my shitmas decorations!

    A busy weekend indeed, and fun for all I'm sure ! So, Have a GREAT weekend everyone... I fucking well will

    PS: Don't forget to vote for me as 'Most Poopular' member in the GFY awards


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    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986

      #3
      Just the normal. Pub, Beer, sports

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      • RuthB
        Let's Get Paxumized!
        • May 2005
        • 7248

        #4
        Originally posted by CurrentlySober
        I'm glad you have made your "What yah doing at the Weekend?" thread, cause for once, I actually have some plans over and above my usual 'I'm having a chinese meal' response !

        I have actually booked and reserved a full on traditional Santa Clause outfit, for rental over Sat and Sun Its the real plush 'Coca Cola' Santa design, with real fur trim and deep plush velvet. Small round specs and a quality beard - Not just a cheap cotton wool abomination. Given my stature, I wont need the padding that goes with it, but hopefully it will fit me a treat.

        Saturday night I have a professional photographer / videographer coming round to take photos and video of me taking a shit in it! There will be a 4K video made of the event, including close ups from a go-pro camera (Or a go-poo camera as I like to call it) hidden inside my pants. Then once edited, it will be uploaded to my Shits4Sale store, available to poochase as an inexpensive Xmas treat.

        The Stills that he takes will be turned into Xmas cards for sending to friends and family, and as the climax of my evenings festivities, I intend to wipe the contents of the soiled britches all over my walls and call it my shitmas decorations!

        A busy weekend indeed, and fun for all I'm sure ! So, Have a GREAT weekend everyone... I fucking well will

        PS: Don't forget to vote for me as 'Most Poopular' member in the GFY awards
        I reached the third paragraph and cracked up

        Have a fun time this weekend CS!
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        • nico-t
          emperor of my world
          • Aug 2004
          • 29903

          #5
          Originally posted by CurrentlySober
          I'm glad you have made your "What yah doing at the Weekend?" thread, cause for once, I actually have some plans over and above my usual 'I'm having a chinese meal' response !

          I have actually booked and reserved a full on traditional Santa Clause outfit, for rental over Sat and Sun Its the real plush 'Coca Cola' Santa design, with real fur trim and deep plush velvet. Small round specs and a quality beard - Not just a cheap cotton wool abomination. Given my stature, I wont need the padding that goes with it, but hopefully it will fit me a treat.

          Saturday night I have a professional photographer / videographer coming round to take photos and video of me taking a shit in it! There will be a 4K video made of the event, including close ups from a go-pro camera (Or a go-poo camera as I like to call it) hidden inside my pants. Then once edited, it will be uploaded to my Shits4Sale store, available to poochase as an inexpensive Xmas treat.

          The Stills that he takes will be turned into Xmas cards for sending to friends and family, and as the climax of my evenings festivities, I intend to wipe the contents of the soiled britches all over my walls and call it my shitmas decorations!

          A busy weekend indeed, and fun for all I'm sure ! So, Have a GREAT weekend everyone... I fucking well will

          PS: Don't forget to vote for me as 'Most Poopular' member in the GFY awards

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          • TheDynasty
            See Signature
            • Apr 2016
            • 5882

            #6
            Originally posted by CurrentlySober
            I'm glad you have made your "What yah doing at the Weekend?" thread, cause for once, I actually have some plans over and above my usual 'I'm having a chinese meal' response !

            I have actually booked and reserved a full on traditional Santa Clause outfit, for rental over Sat and Sun Its the real plush 'Coca Cola' Santa design, with real fur trim and deep plush velvet. Small round specs and a quality beard - Not just a cheap cotton wool abomination. Given my stature, I wont need the padding that goes with it, but hopefully it will fit me a treat.

            Saturday night I have a professional photographer / videographer coming round to take photos and video of me taking a shit in it! There will be a 4K video made of the event, including close ups from a go-pro camera (Or a go-poo camera as I like to call it) hidden inside my pants. Then once edited, it will be uploaded to my Shits4Sale store, available to poochase as an inexpensive Xmas treat.

            The Stills that he takes will be turned into Xmas cards for sending to friends and family, and as the climax of my evenings festivities, I intend to wipe the contents of the soiled britches all over my walls and call it my shitmas decorations!

            A busy weekend indeed, and fun for all I'm sure ! So, Have a GREAT weekend everyone... I fucking well will

            PS: Don't forget to vote for me as 'Most Poopular' member in the GFY awards
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            • j3rkules
              VIP
              • Jul 2013
              • 22111

              #7
              Originally posted by CurrentlySober
              I'm glad you have made your "What yah doing at the Weekend?" thread, cause for once, I actually have some plans over and above my usual 'I'm having a chinese meal' response !

              I have actually booked and reserved a full on traditional Santa Clause outfit, for rental over Sat and Sun Its the real plush 'Coca Cola' Santa design, with real fur trim and deep plush velvet. Small round specs and a quality beard - Not just a cheap cotton wool abomination. Given my stature, I wont need the padding that goes with it, but hopefully it will fit me a treat.

              Saturday night I have a professional photographer / videographer coming round to take photos and video of me taking a shit in it! There will be a 4K video made of the event, including close ups from a go-pro camera (Or a go-poo camera as I like to call it) hidden inside my pants. Then once edited, it will be uploaded to my Shits4Sale store, available to poochase as an inexpensive Xmas treat.

              The Stills that he takes will be turned into Xmas cards for sending to friends and family, and as the climax of my evenings festivities, I intend to wipe the contents of the soiled britches all over my walls and call it my shitmas decorations!

              A busy weekend indeed, and fun for all I'm sure ! So, Have a GREAT weekend everyone... I fucking well will

              PS: Don't forget to vote for me as 'Most Poopular' member in the GFY awards

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              • dillfly2000
                hey
                • Mar 2012
                • 2209

                #8
                Stare at the wall and twiddle my thumbs. The usual.
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                • pimpmaster9000
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Dec 2011
                  • 26732

                  #9
                  Crysys 3 sneak up on people and shoot them in the asshole weekend marathon
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                  • Goethe
                    So Fuckin' Bored
                    • Nov 2014
                    • 1101

                    #10
                    Hitting 40 degrees here. Drinking cider in my underpants.
                    yes

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                    • MiamiBoyz
                      fgfdftre6
                      • Oct 2012
                      • 6690

                      #11

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                      • Coup
                        🚨 PBBC International 🚨
                        • Apr 2010
                        • 9931

                        #12
                        Originally posted by CurrentlySober
                        I'm glad you have made your "What yah doing at the Weekend?" thread, cause for once, I actually have some plans over and above my usual 'I'm having a chinese meal' response !

                        I have actually booked and reserved a full on traditional Santa Clause outfit, for rental over Sat and Sun Its the real plush 'Coca Cola' Santa design, with real fur trim and deep plush velvet. Small round specs and a quality beard - Not just a cheap cotton wool abomination. Given my stature, I wont need the padding that goes with it, but hopefully it will fit me a treat.

                        Saturday night I have a professional photographer / videographer coming round to take photos and video of me taking a shit in it! There will be a 4K video made of the event, including close ups from a go-pro camera (Or a go-poo camera as I like to call it) hidden inside my pants. Then once edited, it will be uploaded to my Shits4Sale store, available to poochase as an inexpensive Xmas treat.

                        The Stills that he takes will be turned into Xmas cards for sending to friends and family, and as the climax of my evenings festivities, I intend to wipe the contents of the soiled britches all over my walls and call it my shitmas decorations!

                        A busy weekend indeed, and fun for all I'm sure ! So, Have a GREAT weekend everyone... I fucking well will

                        PS: Don't forget to vote for me as 'Most Poopular' member in the GFY awards
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