Fidel Castro survived 638 assassination attempts...

[MaDalton]

... but not even he could survive 2016.

I now fear for Chuck Norris.

[Bladewire]

[brassmonkey]

final score: grimm reaper 1 castro 0

[rowan]

New evidence suggests that the USA has been trialling a new assassination technique colloquially called Death By Natural Causes.

Guess they finally got it right.

[MiamiBoyz]

He probably saw this and fucking died

[SekobA]

He is gone

[seeandsee]

this thread delivers

[CaptainHowdy]

...

[Sarn]

Steel Comandante!

[DownThePoole]

yap, he was also 638 years old I think.

[nikki99]

[pimpmaster9000]

fidel castro was a fucking hero who stood up to americans exploiting his country with their puppet regime and tried to introduce a fairer system but americans stood in his way every way they could...he is an inspiration to little nations to resist and live free instead of bending over and living in poverty anyway...it was a good fight that the cubans put up and I hope they keep resisting US politics for their own good...

[elmy]

Now, what was the revolution?