When your wife/gf asks you what you want for Xmas

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  • Scott McD
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 67798
    #1

    When your wife/gf asks you what you want for Xmas

    What the fuck you meant to ask for these days ?

    If I wanted something that was available now i'd have probably bought it before now. She keeps asking me because she wants "her Xmas shopping done early" apparently.

    I don'the need anything. Other than a vacation maybe because it's cold as shit here and depressing as hell...



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    Tags: apparently, donthe, shopping, vacation, xmas
    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94727
      #2
      I try not to have a girlfriend around Xmas time ...

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        • JesseQuinn
          feeding the wolves
          • Aug 2012
          • 6620
          #3
          ^smart thinking son

          Originally posted by Scott McD
          What the fuck you meant to ask for these days ?

          If I wanted something that was available now i'd have probably bought it before now. She keeps asking me because she wants "her Xmas shopping done early" apparently.

          I don'the need anything. Other than a vacation maybe because it's cold as shit here and depressing as hell...

          I feel you on not being into stuff for the sake of stuff

          why not ask for her to go out and buy herself some awesome lingerie/gear/whatever you two are into?

          it will be a surprise for you and a gift for you both that keeps on giving
          throwing molotav cocktails at the precinct

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            • Rochard
              Jägermeister Test Pilot
              • Dec 2001
              • 75733
              #4
              This is the problem I have every Christmas. If I want it, I buy it. What I do is I throw things on to an Amazon wish list - things I want but don't want or need bad enough to by myself. It has to be inexpensive stuff too because everyone in my family is broke.
              Herschel Savage
              Brooklyn, NY

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                • BlackCrayon
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Jun 2003
                  • 19634
                  #5
                  she doesn't ask, she just buys and normally does a pretty good job.
                  you don't know you're wearing a leash if you sit by the peg all day..

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                    • Spunky
                      I need a beer
                      • Jun 2002
                      • 133986
                      #6
                      I ask for more sex but she still refuses

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                        • SekobA
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Oct 2008
                          • 12173
                          #7
                          but something expensive That always works

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                            • lagwagon
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jul 2001
                              • 8464
                              #8
                              Go out to eat somewhere, get a steak and some drinks. Thats it for me these days.

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                                • Major (Tom)
                                  So Fucking Banned
                                  • Nov 2003
                                  • 32492
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by Scott McD
                                  What the fuck you meant to ask for these days ?

                                  If I wanted something that was available now i'd have probably bought it before now. She keeps asking me because she wants "her Xmas shopping done early" apparently.

                                  I don'the need anything. Other than a vacation maybe because it's cold as shit here and depressing as hell...

                                  Nothing- because i pay for it anyway

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                                    • slapass
                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                      • Nov 2002
                                      • 14625
                                      #10
                                      A threesome. Seems to have worked out so far in that she knows the answer and I enjoy the gift.

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                                        • Dead
                                          They left the door open
                                          • Apr 2003
                                          • 4755
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by DukeSkywalker
                                          Nothing- because i pay for it anyway

                                          Makes me smile every time I unwrap my freshly wasted money

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                                            • CurrentlySober
                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 38940
                                              #12
                                              Last time my wife asked me that in 05, I replied 'A Divorce'...

                                              Got my xmas wish as well


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                                                • Hannes
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • May 2016
                                                  • 1594
                                                  #13
                                                  maybe she can book a trip to Cuba? its always a good place to get away
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                                                    • yuu.design
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                                                      • Mar 2006
                                                      • 25924
                                                      #14
                                                      i don't care about xmas
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                                                        • Scott McD
                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                          • 67798
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by SekobA
                                                          but something expensive That always works
                                                          I might buy her a sybian so i can get peace to play video games...


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                                                            • romeo22
                                                              你自己去他媽的
                                                              • Mar 2008
                                                              • 23350
                                                              #16
                                                              Give her 2-3time sex in a row

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                                                                • sebs.rar
                                                                  Registered User
                                                                  • Dec 2014
                                                                  • 34
                                                                  #17
                                                                  I like to spent my holiday alone

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