how does one become an american

**MiamiBoyz** · 11-19-2016, 01:36 AM

First you have to go fuck yourself.

**Relic** · 11-19-2016, 01:38 AM

Originally posted by MiamiBoyz

First you have to go fuck yourself.

now what happens

**itx** · 11-19-2016, 01:44 AM

:321gfy:321gfy:321gfy

**MiamiBoyz** · 11-19-2016, 01:45 AM

Originally posted by Relic

now what happens

That's it...baby

Once you can fuck yourself you are fit to be the average American.

Welcome!

**RandyRandy** · 11-19-2016, 01:52 AM

There are many ways, but the first step is to become a permanent resident (what is referred to as having your green card). That's the bridge between having a visa (working, refugee, family, etc.) and becoming a citizen.

Once you've been a permanent resident for 5 years you can apply to become a citizen. That takes another 2-3 years, then you take a citizenship test and get sworn in.

**Relic** · 11-19-2016, 01:53 AM

Originally posted by RandyRandy

There are many ways, but the first step is to become a permanent resident (what is referred to as having your green card). That's the bridge between having a visa (working, refugee, family, etc.) and becoming a citizen.

Once you've been a permanent resident for 5 years you can apply to become a citizen. That takes another 2-3 years, then you take a citizenship test and get sworn in.

My sister is an American. What does this do for my cause? She's naturalized, not born there. I'm moving for the guns and free speech. Should I avoid mentioning this?

**MiamiBoyz** · 11-19-2016, 01:54 AM

Originally posted by Relic

My sister is an American. What does this do for my cause? She's naturalized, not born there.

Probably just knew the right cocks to suck.

**Relic** · 11-19-2016, 01:54 AM

Originally posted by MiamiBoyz

That's it...baby

Once you can fuck yourself you are fit to be the average American.

Welcome!

Are you the Spaniard I have to bribe?

**Relic** · 11-19-2016, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by MiamiBoyz

Probably just knew the right cocks to suck.

She just had pricey jewish immigration lawyers.

**Relic** · 11-19-2016, 01:55 AM

Originally posted by MiamiBoyz

Probably just knew the right cocks to suck.

that too though I'm sure.

**ilnjscb** · 11-19-2016, 05:11 AM

If you're serious, PM me. Where are you from again?

**Barry-xlovecam** · 11-19-2016, 06:24 AM

Bring $2 million in cash.
Promise to create jobs.
Green Card:APPROVED

**poncabare** · 11-19-2016, 06:51 AM

dept of naturalization

**slapass** · 11-19-2016, 06:53 AM

There isn't a way. That is the issue. And just a heads up. Hillary wanted to create one and Donald doesn't. ooops.

**Joshua G** · 11-19-2016, 07:02 AM

simple. send a donation to the clinton foundation. only 5 weeks left on close-out special price for american citizens documents.

**onwebcam** · 11-19-2016, 07:10 AM

You can marry Rosie O'donnell. Probably the easiest route.

**Relic** · 11-19-2016, 06:51 PM

Originally posted by Joshua G

simple. send a donation to the clinton foundation. only 5 weeks left on close-out special price for american citizens documents.

okay this I will seriously look into because it sounds the most promising thus far.

Originally posted by Barry-xlovecam

Bring $2 million in cash.
Promise to create jobs.
Green Card:APPROVED

this can be plan B for Barry.

Originally posted by slapass

There isn't a way. That is the issue. And just a heads up. Hillary wanted to create one and Donald doesn't. ooops.

oh well

Originally posted by onwebcam

You can marry Rosie O'donnell. Probably the easiest route.

this I'm not doing

**Daniel BongaCash** · 11-22-2016, 04:22 AM

Make a fictional marriage for some cash

**Sid70** · 11-22-2016, 06:05 AM

Originally posted by Relic

bump for answers

Put an eagle feather up your ass first.

**Paul Markham** · 11-22-2016, 06:08 AM

Gain 60 to 100 pounds have a lobotomy and you're there. LOL

**bronco67** · 11-22-2016, 06:10 AM

Grab the nearest shovel and smash it into your face. Citizenship will be forthcoming.

**CaptainHowdy** · 11-22-2016, 11:58 AM

Originally posted by bronco67

Grab the nearest shovel and smash it into your face. Citizenship will be forthcoming.

I think that's how you get your british citizenship ...

**Steve Rupe** · 11-22-2016, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by Paul Markham

Gain 60 to 100 pounds have a lobotomy and you're there. LOL

I think you are speaking to becoming a British citizen other than leaving off the bad, yellowed teeth of the British and the Cockney accent that virtually cannot be understood.

You know the teeth like yours and the Cockney accent like yours.

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