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eroswebmaster · 04-05-2003, 01:36 AM

I love the movie Office Space...it speaks to me on so many levels:

Damn it feels good to be a gangster
A real gangster ass ****** plays his cards right
A real gangster ass ****** never runs his fucking mouth
Cause real gangster ass ******s dont start fights
And ******s always got a high kep
Showing all his boys how we shot him
But real gangster ass ******s dont flex nuts
Cause real gangster ass ******s know they got them
And everything's cool in the mind of a gangster
Cause gangster ass ******s think deep
Up 3-65 a yo 24-7
Cause real gangster ass ******s dont sleep
And all I gotta say to you
Wanna be, gonna be, cock-sucking, pussy-eating, pranksters
Is when the fire dies down
what the fuck you going to do?
Damn it feels good to be a gangster

Damn it feels good to be a gangster
Feeding the poor and helping out with their bills
Although I was born in Jamaica
Now I'm in the us making deals
Damn it feels good to be a gangster
I mean one that you dont really know
Riding around town in a drop-top benz
Hitting switches in my black 6-4
Now gangster ass ******s come in all shapes and colors
Some got killed in the past
But this gangster here was a smart one
Started living for the Lord and I last
Now all I gotta say to you
Wanna be, gonna be, pussy-eating , cock-sucking pranksters
When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangster

Damn it feels good to be a gangster
A real gangster ass ****** knows the play
The real gangster ass ******s get the fliest of the bitches
Ask that gangster ass ******, Little Shea
Bitches look at gangster ass ******s like a stop-sign
And play the role of little Ms. Sweet
But catch the bitch all alone, get the digits, take her out
And end up hitting her ass with the meat
Casue gangster ass ******s be the game players
And everything's quiet in the clique
A gangster ass ****** pulls the trigger
And his partners in the posse aint telling off shit
Real gangster ass ******s dont talk much
All you hear is the black from the gun blast
And real gangster ass ******s dont run for shit
Because real gangster ass ******s cant run fast
Now when you and the foo are talking shit, you the shit
Hit the panel and let the mother fucker shank ya
But ******s like myself cant kick back and keep game
Damn it feels good to be a gangster

Now a word from the president:

Damn it feels good to be a gangster
Getting voted into the White House
Everything looking good to the people of the world
But the mafia family is my boss
So every now and then I owe a favor getting there
Like letting a big drug shipment through
And send them to the poor community
So we can bust you know who
So voters of the world keep supporting me
And I promise to take you fair and fua
Other ******s better not upset me
Or I'll send them in troops to die at war
So all you republicans that helped me to win
I'd sincerely like to thank you
Cause now I got the world swinging from my nuts
Damn it feels good to be a gangster

SpaceAce · 04-05-2003, 01:42 AM

You've been watching Office Space, haven't you?

SpaceAce

Sappy · 04-05-2003, 01:43 AM

PC load letter? What the fuck does that mean?

eroswebmaster · 04-05-2003, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce
You've been watching Office Space, haven't you?

SpaceAce

Yeah...it's one of my "guilty pleasures."

Warden · 04-05-2003, 01:50 AM

"I really wouldn't say I've been missing work, Bob"

SpaceAce · 04-05-2003, 01:51 AM

I said no salt. NO salt!"

SpaceAce

twistyneck · 04-05-2003, 02:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Warden
"I really wouldn't say I've been missing work, Bob"

Watch the movie and then come back when you can get the quote right. This film is a classic, please don't butcher it.

andi_germany · 04-05-2003, 02:15 AM

'He took my stapler'

That movie really gets me going again after a long boring day.

'I told him, if they move my desk again I don't know what I'll do'

StacyCat · 04-05-2003, 07:00 AM

I really cant watch that movie too much. Makes me want to quit my day job, and I cant afford that yet! :-)

kevinale · 04-05-2003, 09:39 AM

Does anyone know of the movice script online? I can't seem to find it anywhere.

corvette · 04-05-2003, 09:46 AM

corporate accounts payable nina speaking

corvette · 04-05-2003, 09:47 AM

just a moment

kad · 04-05-2003, 09:47 AM

Whats the name and artist of the track you quoted the lyrics from?

andi_germany · 04-05-2003, 09:49 AM

Corvett I am shocked. I can't have anyone at my billing company watch that movie on a regular basis

quiet · 04-05-2003, 09:50 AM

classic movie

TDF · 04-05-2003, 10:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
classic movie

i watch it at least once a week..

Rose Crans · 04-05-2003, 10:11 AM

The song is Geto Boys "Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta"

I can't find the script online either but it's for sale here: http://scriptcity.com/

kevinale · 04-05-2003, 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kad
Whats the name and artist of the track you quoted the lyrics from?

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/offic...beagangsta.htm

corvette · 04-05-2003, 10:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by andi_germany
Corvett I am shocked. I can't have anyone at my billing company watch that movie on a regular basis

it came out before i started...sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays

Funbrunette · 04-05-2003, 11:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
I love the movie Office Space...it speaks to me on so many levels:

Damn it feels good to be a gangster
A real gangster ass ****** plays his cards right
A real gangster ass ****** never runs his fucking mouth
Cause real gangster ass ******s dont start fights
And ******s always got a high kep
Showing all his boys how we shot him
But real gangster ass ******s dont flex nuts
Cause real gangster ass ******s know they got them
And everything's cool in the mind of a gangster
Cause gangster ass ******s think deep
Up 3-65 a yo 24-7
Cause real gangster ass ******s dont sleep
And all I gotta say to you
Wanna be, gonna be, cock-sucking, pussy-eating, pranksters
Is when the fire dies down
what the fuck you going to do?
Damn it feels good to be a gangster

Damn it feels good to be a gangster
Feeding the poor and helping out with their bills
Although I was born in Jamaica
Now I'm in the us making deals
Damn it feels good to be a gangster
I mean one that you dont really know
Riding around town in a drop-top benz
Hitting switches in my black 6-4
Now gangster ass ******s come in all shapes and colors
Some got killed in the past
But this gangster here was a smart one
Started living for the Lord and I last
Now all I gotta say to you
Wanna be, gonna be, pussy-eating , cock-sucking pranksters
When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do
Damn it feels good to be a gangster

Damn it feels good to be a gangster
A real gangster ass ****** knows the play
The real gangster ass ******s get the fliest of the bitches
Ask that gangster ass ******, Little Shea
Bitches look at gangster ass ******s like a stop-sign
And play the role of little Ms. Sweet
But catch the bitch all alone, get the digits, take her out
And end up hitting her ass with the meat
Casue gangster ass ******s be the game players
And everything's quiet in the clique
A gangster ass ****** pulls the trigger
And his partners in the posse aint telling off shit
Real gangster ass ******s dont talk much
All you hear is the black from the gun blast
And real gangster ass ******s dont run for shit
Because real gangster ass ******s cant run fast
Now when you and the foo are talking shit, you the shit
Hit the panel and let the mother fucker shank ya
But ******s like myself cant kick back and keep game
Damn it feels good to be a gangster

Now a word from the president:

Damn it feels good to be a gangster
Getting voted into the White House
Everything looking good to the people of the world
But the mafia family is my boss
So every now and then I owe a favor getting there
Like letting a big drug shipment through
And send them to the poor community
So we can bust you know who
So voters of the world keep supporting me
And I promise to take you fair and fua
Other ******s better not upset me
Or I'll send them in troops to die at war
So all you republicans that helped me to win
I'd sincerely like to thank you
Cause now I got the world swinging from my nuts
Damn it feels good to be a gangster

That's my all time favorite movie!

Funbrunette · 04-05-2003, 12:02 PM

Hey! Does anyone know the name of the song in the beginning of the movie when "Michael Bolton" is stuck in traffic? He's rapping to this cool song!

Kaz · 04-05-2003, 12:33 PM

it wasn't Michael Bolton, wtf...... it was that middle eastern guy, Naid Nanashad or whatever.....that's what makes it so funny

senseidru · 04-05-2003, 01:36 PM

that movie has to be one of if not the funiest movies I've ever seen, I love the bit when they take the photocopier into the field and beat the shit out of it.

SpaceAce · 04-05-2003, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaz
it wasn't Michael Bolton, wtf...... it was that middle eastern guy, Naid Nanashad or whatever.....that's what makes it so funny

Uh, no, it was Michael Bolton.

SpaceAce

fnet · 04-05-2003, 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kaz
it wasn't Michael Bolton, wtf...... it was that middle eastern guy, Naid Nanashad or whatever.....that's what makes it so funny

It was Michael Bolton... the Pakistani guy did breakdance at one point though

SpaceAce · 04-05-2003, 01:40 PM

"And I could see the squirrels and they were married."

SpaceAce

SpaceAce · 04-05-2003, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by fnet

It was Michael Bolton... the Pakistani guy did breakdance at one point though

He also did (sort of) quote a little bit of lyric: "Back up in your ass with the ressurection."

SpaceAce

quiet · 04-05-2003, 03:50 PM

just decided to put it on. you've got to love the virus scan shit at the beginning of the dvd.

quiet · 04-05-2003, 03:54 PM

JUST a-moment.

Sassyass · 04-05-2003, 03:58 PM

04-05-2003, 01:36 AM	#1
eroswebmaster March 1st, 2003 Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room Posts: 20,295	Damn it feels good to be a gangster I love the movie Office Space...it speaks to me on so many levels: Damn it feels good to be a gangster A real gangster ass **** plays his cards right A real gangster ass ** never runs his fucking mouth Cause real gangster ass **s dont start fights And **s always got a high kep Showing all his boys how we shot him But real gangster ass **s dont flex nuts Cause real gangster ass **s know they got them And everything's cool in the mind of a gangster Cause gangster ass **s think deep Up 3-65 a yo 24-7 Cause real gangster ass **s dont sleep And all I gotta say to you Wanna be, gonna be, cock-sucking, pussy-eating, pranksters Is when the fire dies down what the fuck you going to do? Damn it feels good to be a gangster Damn it feels good to be a gangster Feeding the poor and helping out with their bills Although I was born in Jamaica Now I'm in the us making deals Damn it feels good to be a gangster I mean one that you dont really know Riding around town in a drop-top benz Hitting switches in my black 6-4 Now gangster ass **s come in all shapes and colors Some got killed in the past But this gangster here was a smart one Started living for the Lord and I last Now all I gotta say to you Wanna be, gonna be, pussy-eating , cock-sucking pranksters When the shit jumps off what the fuck you gonna do Damn it feels good to be a gangster Damn it feels good to be a gangster A real gangster ass ** knows the play The real gangster ass **s get the fliest of the bitches Ask that gangster ass **, Little Shea Bitches look at gangster ass **s like a stop-sign And play the role of little Ms. Sweet But catch the bitch all alone, get the digits, take her out And end up hitting her ass with the meat Casue gangster ass **s be the game players And everything's quiet in the clique A gangster ass ** pulls the trigger And his partners in the posse aint telling off shit Real gangster ass **s dont talk much All you hear is the black from the gun blast And real gangster ass **s dont run for shit Because real gangster ass **s cant run fast Now when you and the foo are talking shit, you the shit Hit the panel and let the mother fucker shank ya But **s like myself cant kick back and keep game Damn it feels good to be a gangster Now a word from the president: Damn it feels good to be a gangster Getting voted into the White House Everything looking good to the people of the world But the mafia family is my boss So every now and then I owe a favor getting there Like letting a big drug shipment through And send them to the poor community So we can bust you know who So voters of the world keep supporting me And I promise to take you fair and fua Other **s better not upset me Or I'll send them in troops to die at war So all you republicans that helped me to win I'd sincerely like to thank you Cause now I got the world swinging from my nuts Damn it feels good to be a gangster __________________ For rent - ICQ 127-027-910 Click here for more details**

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quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	classic movie

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Rose Crans Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 334	The song is Geto Boys "Damn It Feels Good to Be a Gangsta" I can't find the script online either but it's for sale here: http://scriptcity.com/

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Kaz Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 199	it wasn't Michael Bolton, wtf...... it was that middle eastern guy, Naid Nanashad or whatever.....that's what makes it so funny __________________

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senseidru Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: UKStyle.UKFlow Posts: 1,767	that movie has to be one of if not the funiest movies I've ever seen, I love the bit when they take the photocopier into the field and beat the shit out of it. __________________

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quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	just decided to put it on. you've got to love the virus scan shit at the beginning of the dvd.

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quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	JUST a-moment.

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