Late one night, a burglar prowled the streets & see a home with all the lights off & the owners out, an easy target. Breaking in, the burglar made his way around the dark house.
As he was unplugging the stereo he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching you".
Startled, he turned and looked around to see a parrot in a cage. Relieved, the burglar continued to pick up the stereo & the same voice said once again, "Jesus is watching you".
He quickly turned again & looked at the parrot. The burglar said to the parrot "did you say that?"
The parrot replied "yes, Jesus is watching you". The burglar laughed & said, "so who are you". The parrot replied "I am Moses". The Burglar chuckled & asked, "who would call a parrot Moses". The parrot replied "The same people that called that rottweiler Jesus".
Enjoy your weekend
As he was unplugging the stereo he heard a voice say "Jesus is watching you".
Startled, he turned and looked around to see a parrot in a cage. Relieved, the burglar continued to pick up the stereo & the same voice said once again, "Jesus is watching you".
He quickly turned again & looked at the parrot. The burglar said to the parrot "did you say that?"
The parrot replied "yes, Jesus is watching you". The burglar laughed & said, "so who are you". The parrot replied "I am Moses". The Burglar chuckled & asked, "who would call a parrot Moses". The parrot replied "The same people that called that rottweiler Jesus".
Enjoy your weekend
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