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kmanrox · 04-04-2003, 01:18 PM

if you don't believe me, dont bitch, just disregard this, but i took the time on one bored day to write about my experience in Pattaya 1 hour away from Bangkok and figured i'd cut and paste it here for you pervs to see: (we call these field reports)

So we're staying at this dump called the Prince Hotel... I'm told most non 5 star hotels are dumps in Pattaya, so I pay no mind. Hell the price for a 'membership' is 1900 baht for 2 years, then every day you stay there you have to incure a minimum of 850baht of food/drink/extra charges, then you basically stay there free.... It's right off of soi 8, near a slew of beer bars.... Anyhow... As we walk out of the lounge in Prince Hotel (actually, i am told the owner, whom i met, is a descendant of Rama 4 and is veru influential guy in Pattaya, shrug, take it for what its worth)... I'm a bit drunk, feeling a little adventurous, and on the prowl for my signature 18yo petite cuties... No sooner do I set foot onto Soi 8 when I see a gorgeous girl who fits my criteria, complete with a small node piercing (mini diamond stud)... So I point the 'perv posse' into the direction of the bar, we sit down, order some drinks for ourselves, mamasan, and the girl i liked... she immediately came over to sit down and talk... she was absolutely adorable... Being drunk and adventurous, I then asked my friend (Thai-American) to communicate politely to Mamasan that I'd like to take 2 of them home... After some discussion, she asked me to pick which... I selected a very petite, 20ish, VERY short haired bull-dyke looking girl who was dancing around quite energetically... She came over, I bought her a drink, and started our broken-engish, broken thai respectively chat with her as well.... No sooner did this happen than did my drunken friend say Mamasan wants to know if I want anymore... Well well... Why not? So I choose another one... But when she got close I realized her face wasnt quite up to par, and she was about 28, too old for my taste... So my friend communicates, gives her 100baht and says maybe next time, sorry.... So then, (I dont know what I was thinking) I choose this thick, short haired, dyke looking girl, who wasnt even cute (but she was 19!? shrug) God was I drunk, I DONT LIKE shore haired girls!! Anyhow, I BF the giggling trio, and make the short walk to the Prince....

After picking up some more beer and water (aka anti-hangover solution), we head off to the room... I asked the manager for 3 more towels in my room and he asked why (he's a cool guy, I bough him a couple shots of cognac earlier) and I said I had 3 bisexual bargirls comin up with me, he didnt believe me, so I pointed in their direction, got a low (high) five, and continued the journey to the room....

I'm a bit timid with women in general, so 3 at one time was a bit much for my nerves to handle. We get up to the room, and I go take a shower while they start popping some brews... 1 by one, all the girls took their showers (yes i know i should have tried to get them all in the shower, but as I said, I'm quite timid with chicks and didnt have the balls to insist upon this)... It turns out this is all of their first times MFFF, so they say they dont know what to do? So, like any red blooded american, I tell them to all get on their hands and knees and line up leg to leg on the bed and commence tossing salads, fingering asses, fingering snatches and the like... So, I decice its time for a little oral action. I go to the other side of the bed with their heads, and get triple BBBJ action, and the small lesbo took on the task of devouring my ballsack while the others fought over the shaft, she even took on the 'finger in the bum' as my english counterparts would say... this is gettin good!

I then move them out of their current militarily aligned positions, and then lay myself centrally on the bed, and open my arms... The cute one I had been originally lured in by took on the 'french kiss' station, while the lesbos played with the nips, BBBJ's, and all that other stuff.....

.. time lapse ..

So now I decide it's time to get down to the nitty gritty... I must decide the order they get fucked in.... I decide that the ugly lesbo needs to get it first.... So I partake... she was ok.... but i was basiclaly doing it just to say i did her, and after about 15 minutes, moved on to the hot one with the nose piercing... I chose her for the second fuck, vice the 'finisher' because I was truly attracted to her and wanted to have some good, long sex with her... Which I did... (Hey, I am only a one-popper, so pls dont ask why i didnt 'finish' with them all, haha).... After some very passionate sex with her, I send her to the couch and bring on the little petite, short haired lesbian girl for the finish... I knew she'd be the best because of her VERY small frame, and I LOVE knowing I am inflicting great sexual pain on small framed girls (in a good way!), and also the fact that I knew she'd toss my salad and do that finger thing at climax which I must ashamedly admit feels great haha.... She did all this... Finally I pulled out, ripped the condom off, and expected to finish with my cock in my hand aiming it at her chest, but instead she grabbed me by the base and did the final stroking and pointed the glory soup to her neck for me.... Awesome!
Anyhow, they asked if I wanted ST or LT, St being only 500baht, LT being 1000 for each... I decided that although Im only a 1 popper, I simply HAd to go to sleep with 3 naked women sandwiched on me in the bed... So I did... I spooned the cute one, even slipped a finger in her a couple of times, silently in order not to make the others jealous.... What's that old song? "Oh What a Night!" ;-)

For the record, I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!!!!

Cheshire · 04-04-2003, 01:25 PM

Why do you put so much importance on young pussy and financial impress?

pr0 · 04-04-2003, 01:26 PM

ok thats it, i'm moving

Kohun · 04-04-2003, 01:42 PM

Sounds as a good erotic story.

Mark

mrbling · 04-04-2003, 01:48 PM

HOT KMAN :>
damn

cheshire sits there all jealous hahahah

TazBo · 04-04-2003, 01:55 PM

Damn K-Man, thats is one hell of a night!!! I myself have never been with three women at one time. 2 yes but three no. wow!

TheJimmy · 04-04-2003, 01:56 PM

Sounds like the old days down in the Phillipines ;)

kmanrox · 04-04-2003, 02:07 PM

i mean no disrespect to cheshire or the ladies on this board, this is for the guys, should have put that in the thread....

i've got like 2 more journal entries, but i'll save those for another time...

dantheman · 04-04-2003, 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy
Sounds like the old days down in the Phillipines ;)

YES it does, sincity

Jamdin · 04-04-2003, 02:14 PM

Special Report: Trouble In Thialand later on GFY with raunchy reporter, kmanrox...

T - Bone · 04-04-2003, 02:18 PM

Nice work bro... Sounds like one hell of a night.

Definetly going to have to seriously consider Thailand on my travels coming up.

TheJimmy · 04-04-2003, 02:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dantheman

YES it does, sincity

It's a shame they had to go and close Clark AB....

Cope Thunder 89-7 was a blast...

ahh, the Maharaja, the clubs, the wimins...roomservice became a whole new concept over there...

GTS Mark · 04-04-2003, 02:43 PM

You should write for Hustler or Penthouse K-man, I got a chub!

DH

Dopy · 04-04-2003, 02:52 PM

Pattaya - paradise for the fat old and ugly.

Thailand is a beautiful country if you avoid the shit holes.

chupacabra · 04-04-2003, 02:56 PM

Kman, i'm not too fond of Pattaya really, but Bangkok and Phuket are wonderful every year... i've got a place down in Patong, next time i'm in the country (november-december) you'll have to come down and let me buy you a beer friend... Sawsdee-cr'op, ta hei nallei-oo, khapkhung-cr'op..!

ry0t · 04-04-2003, 02:59 PM

Kman you're the man bro!
-Jarrod

<IMX> · 04-04-2003, 03:05 PM

You're not afraid of your dick falling off?

prostock · 04-04-2003, 03:06 PM

all i can say is i still owe KMAN A great nite out as he gave me there when i came to see him and took me to a killer barr only to meet a real hot chick there and damn she knew what the hell she was doing in that bed

ROCK ON KMAN

chupacabra · 04-04-2003, 03:10 PM

prostock, we'll see if i cant match and/or beat Kman's hospitality later this year, as per our earlier conversation..!

Wilbo · 04-04-2003, 03:24 PM

Don't you just hate it when you're in bed with 3 women and the plain one whispers " save it for me" in your ear ?

angelsofporn · 04-04-2003, 03:31 PM

1,000.00 THB = 23.3372 USD

damn ..what a deal...75 bucks for 3 chicks? wow

how do you ever get any work done

Cheshire · 04-04-2003, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by mrbling
cheshire sits there all jealous hahahah

Actually, I'm not a jealous person ~ I got over that a while ago.

I'm just stating an observation at this point.

kmanrox · 04-04-2003, 10:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angelsofporn
1,000.00 THB = 23.3372 USD

damn ..what a deal...75 bucks for 3 chicks? wow

how do you ever get any work done

bro, i haven't gotten any real work done for 8 months now =-( time to apply myself on my mystery projects you will all know about soon =)

TheJimmy · 04-04-2003, 10:29 PM

Hey Kman,

Couple questions for ya if you got a sec...

I've been kinda shopping around for other countries lately...
I'm not very familiar with Thailand, but was wondering:

1) What's the average 4-5 bedroom house run there?

2) Is there somewhere with clean air that's a safe place to raise a family, etc?

3) Are they cool with the adult internet biz people? Or is it legally a no-no, but in the unwritten laws 'ok' ?

...thanks in advance...

cherrylula · 04-04-2003, 10:30 PM

no trannies?

chupacabra · 04-04-2003, 10:32 PM

Quote:

no trannies?

haha! ta nai katoey mishai tetea patong..!

Mr.Fiction · 04-04-2003, 10:33 PM

Interesting story.

kmanrox · 04-04-2003, 10:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheJimmy
Hey Kman,

Couple questions for ya if you got a sec...

I've been kinda shopping around for other countries lately...
I'm not very familiar with Thailand, but was wondering:

1) What's the average 4-5 bedroom house run there?

2) Is there somewhere with clean air that's a safe place to raise a family, etc?

3) Are they cool with the adult internet biz people? Or is it legally a no-no, but in the unwritten laws 'ok' ?
...thanks in advance...

my 4 bedroom swanky furnished apartment only cost 1100, in the beverly hills of bkk, maid 75$ a month, cook 75$ a month...

clean air, not in bangkok, but check phuket and pattaya for clean air, pattaya is about 1 hour a way or so from bangkok and i retreat there every weekend, have a pad i keep there...

softcore porn is ok here, they sell penthouse and similar mags everywhere, producing tangible por is a bad idea, managing porn on servers in the USA is no problem.... same as someone surfing porn as far as they are concerned....

EscortBiz · 04-04-2003, 10:58 PM

I know the owner of that hotel very well

Civic3D · 04-04-2003, 11:34 PM

Thailand Land of Smile

Groove · 04-05-2003, 07:21 AM

kmanrox is broadband available? And if so, do you know what areas of Thailand are covered and what the charges are?

Pornwolf · 04-05-2003, 07:36 AM

I got a feeling Thailand is about to be the home of quite a few webmasters soon.

kmanrox · 04-05-2003, 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by EscortBiz
I know the owner of that hotel very well

oh yeah, so do i, what's his name? =)

04-04-2003, 01:18 PM	#1
kmanrox aka K-Man Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: The Gutter Posts: 29,292	Thailand Field Report if you don't believe me, dont bitch, just disregard this, but i took the time on one bored day to write about my experience in Pattaya 1 hour away from Bangkok and figured i'd cut and paste it here for you pervs to see: (we call these field reports) So we're staying at this dump called the Prince Hotel... I'm told most non 5 star hotels are dumps in Pattaya, so I pay no mind. Hell the price for a 'membership' is 1900 baht for 2 years, then every day you stay there you have to incure a minimum of 850baht of food/drink/extra charges, then you basically stay there free.... It's right off of soi 8, near a slew of beer bars.... Anyhow... As we walk out of the lounge in Prince Hotel (actually, i am told the owner, whom i met, is a descendant of Rama 4 and is veru influential guy in Pattaya, shrug, take it for what its worth)... I'm a bit drunk, feeling a little adventurous, and on the prowl for my signature 18yo petite cuties... No sooner do I set foot onto Soi 8 when I see a gorgeous girl who fits my criteria, complete with a small node piercing (mini diamond stud)... So I point the 'perv posse' into the direction of the bar, we sit down, order some drinks for ourselves, mamasan, and the girl i liked... she immediately came over to sit down and talk... she was absolutely adorable... Being drunk and adventurous, I then asked my friend (Thai-American) to communicate politely to Mamasan that I'd like to take 2 of them home... After some discussion, she asked me to pick which... I selected a very petite, 20ish, VERY short haired bull-dyke looking girl who was dancing around quite energetically... She came over, I bought her a drink, and started our broken-engish, broken thai respectively chat with her as well.... No sooner did this happen than did my drunken friend say Mamasan wants to know if I want anymore... Well well... Why not? So I choose another one... But when she got close I realized her face wasnt quite up to par, and she was about 28, too old for my taste... So my friend communicates, gives her 100baht and says maybe next time, sorry.... So then, (I dont know what I was thinking) I choose this thick, short haired, dyke looking girl, who wasnt even cute (but she was 19!? shrug) God was I drunk, I DONT LIKE shore haired girls!! Anyhow, I BF the giggling trio, and make the short walk to the Prince.... After picking up some more beer and water (aka anti-hangover solution), we head off to the room... I asked the manager for 3 more towels in my room and he asked why (he's a cool guy, I bough him a couple shots of cognac earlier) and I said I had 3 bisexual bargirls comin up with me, he didnt believe me, so I pointed in their direction, got a low (high) five, and continued the journey to the room.... I'm a bit timid with women in general, so 3 at one time was a bit much for my nerves to handle. We get up to the room, and I go take a shower while they start popping some brews... 1 by one, all the girls took their showers (yes i know i should have tried to get them all in the shower, but as I said, I'm quite timid with chicks and didnt have the balls to insist upon this)... It turns out this is all of their first times MFFF, so they say they dont know what to do? So, like any red blooded american, I tell them to all get on their hands and knees and line up leg to leg on the bed and commence tossing salads, fingering asses, fingering snatches and the like... So, I decice its time for a little oral action. I go to the other side of the bed with their heads, and get triple BBBJ action, and the small lesbo took on the task of devouring my ballsack while the others fought over the shaft, she even took on the 'finger in the bum' as my english counterparts would say... this is gettin good! I then move them out of their current militarily aligned positions, and then lay myself centrally on the bed, and open my arms... The cute one I had been originally lured in by took on the 'french kiss' station, while the lesbos played with the nips, BBBJ's, and all that other stuff..... .. time lapse .. So now I decide it's time to get down to the nitty gritty... I must decide the order they get fucked in.... I decide that the ugly lesbo needs to get it first.... So I partake... she was ok.... but i was basiclaly doing it just to say i did her, and after about 15 minutes, moved on to the hot one with the nose piercing... I chose her for the second fuck, vice the 'finisher' because I was truly attracted to her and wanted to have some good, long sex with her... Which I did... (Hey, I am only a one-popper, so pls dont ask why i didnt 'finish' with them all, haha).... After some very passionate sex with her, I send her to the couch and bring on the little petite, short haired lesbian girl for the finish... I knew she'd be the best because of her VERY small frame, and I LOVE knowing I am inflicting great sexual pain on small framed girls (in a good way!), and also the fact that I knew she'd toss my salad and do that finger thing at climax which I must ashamedly admit feels great haha.... She did all this... Finally I pulled out, ripped the condom off, and expected to finish with my cock in my hand aiming it at her chest, but instead she grabbed me by the base and did the final stroking and pointed the glory soup to her neck for me.... Awesome! Anyhow, they asked if I wanted ST or LT, St being only 500baht, LT being 1000 for each... I decided that although Im only a 1 popper, I simply HAd to go to sleep with 3 naked women sandwiched on me in the bed... So I did... I spooned the cute one, even slipped a finger in her a couple of times, silently in order not to make the others jealous.... What's that old song? "Oh What a Night!" ;-) For the record, I LOVE THIS COUNTRY!!!!

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04-04-2003, 01:48 PM	#5
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04-04-2003, 02:18 PM	#11
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04-04-2003, 02:43 PM	#13
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04-04-2003, 02:52 PM	#14
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04-04-2003, 02:56 PM	#15
chupacabra Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,626	Kman, i'm not too fond of Pattaya really, but Bangkok and Phuket are wonderful every year... i've got a place down in Patong, next time i'm in the country (november-december) you'll have to come down and let me buy you a beer friend... Sawsdee-cr'op, ta hei nallei-oo, khapkhung-cr'op..!

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04-04-2003, 03:10 PM	#19
chupacabra Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 3,626	prostock, we'll see if i cant match and/or beat Kman's hospitality later this year, as per our earlier conversation..!

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04-04-2003, 03:31 PM	#21
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04-04-2003, 10:29 PM	#24
TheJimmy ICQ- five seven 0 2 5 5 0 Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 10,747	Hey Kman, Couple questions for ya if you got a sec... I've been kinda shopping around for other countries lately... I'm not very familiar with Thailand, but was wondering: 1) What's the average 4-5 bedroom house run there? 2) Is there somewhere with clean air that's a safe place to raise a family, etc? 3) Are they cool with the adult internet biz people? Or is it legally a no-no, but in the unwritten laws 'ok' ? ...thanks in advance... __________________ Investor with 5m - 15m USD to invest. Do you have a site or network of sites earning 50k - 200k a month income? Email your contact and preliminary data to: domain.cashventures (at) gmail.com....Please...no tire kickers...serious offers and inquiries only.

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