Have you ever fucked a celebrity?

**wankawonk** · 10-24-2016, 07:25 PM

Originally posted by Smack dat

I haven't but I have always wondered what it would be like.

Many people fantasise about fucking Taylor Swift, Katy Perry or Miley Cyrus.

I have always wondered what it would be like to fuck Kim Kardashian.

I fucked justin bieber but I can't tell you about it cuz his lawyers (who were present in the next room) had me sign an NDA

**VikingMan** · 10-24-2016, 08:09 PM

can the celebrity be an inanimate object or an animal?

**Double trouble** · 10-24-2016, 08:13 PM

Originally posted by wankawonk

I fucked justin bieber but I can't tell you about it cuz his lawyers (who were present in the next room) had me sign an NDA

**freecartoonporn** · 10-24-2016, 09:41 PM

nope......
i do sometimes fantasize about some celebs , but i dont get it whats the fuss. they are just human just like every other human. nothing special about them.,
except they are super clean and hygienic . imho.

**blonda80** · 10-24-2016, 11:08 PM

I have dreamed about few while I was a teen, but never undressed one in my dreams haha :D

**Socks** · 10-25-2016, 12:16 AM

Michael Jackson once offered me a ride in his limo, does that count?

**Sid70** · 10-25-2016, 12:29 AM

Does cuming all over ones monitor watching celebrity photos count?

**Adraco** · 10-25-2016, 12:52 AM

I have met and fucked one of the top cam girls, on her initiative!

**Paul Markham** · 10-25-2016, 01:17 AM

I've made love to a few pornstars off camera. Does that count?

**nico-t** · 10-25-2016, 01:25 AM

Originally posted by Smack dat

I have always wondered what it would be like to fuck Kim Kardashian.

A fucking nightmare. Unless you like disgusting disproportionate teletubbie slobs.

**Getfifi Robert** · 10-25-2016, 02:33 AM

Blue power ranger!

**Andreweb** · 10-25-2016, 03:46 AM

I fucked few cam girls ! Does that count ?

**j3rkules** · 10-25-2016, 04:03 AM

Of course, I have many celebrity friends

**PR_Glen** · 10-25-2016, 05:40 AM

Originally posted by nico-t

A fucking nightmare. Unless you like disgusting disproportionate teletubbie slobs.

yeah.. not an over exaggeration at all..

**EddyTheDog** · 10-25-2016, 06:15 AM

Yeah - Back in the 80's - He is a famous UK pop star - Not naming names though...

**yuu.design** · 10-25-2016, 06:24 AM

mmm, i fucked a girl that was porn actress in a porn dvd, but the dvd was not so popular

.. that counts?

**bronco67** · 10-25-2016, 06:28 AM

Does fucking someone who fucked a celebrity count?

**VikingMan** · 10-25-2016, 07:11 AM

Originally posted by bronco67

Does fucking someone who fucked a celebrity count?

wow that is a great question. If yes then I fucked the guy from Bad Boys, La Bamba, NYPD Blue, Jericho etc. In fact I am fairly certain it was within a 24 hour timeframe.

**TrafficRush** · 10-25-2016, 08:40 AM

kissed one once that was it

**VikingMan** · 10-25-2016, 08:43 AM

Originally posted by nico-t

A fucking nightmare. Unless you like disgusting disproportionate teletubbie slobs.

GFY post of the day right there muther fuckers!

**Grapesoda** · 10-25-2016, 08:50 AM

Originally posted by Smack dat

I haven't but I have always wondered what it would be like.

Many people fantasise about fucking Taylor Swift, Katy Perry or Miley Cyrus.

I have always wondered what it would be like to fuck Kim Kardashian.

does harmon count

**TimS** · 10-25-2016, 09:49 AM

You wouldn't believe me if I told you!
So I am not telling you ;-)

**NatalieK** · 10-25-2016, 10:08 AM

Originally posted by wankawonk

I fucked justin bieber but I can't tell you about it cuz his lawyers (who were present in the next room) had me sign an NDA

Originally posted by Socks

Michael Jackson once offered me a ride in his limo, does that count?

That's so cool

Originally posted by Sid70

Does cuming all over ones monitor watching celebrity photos count?

**mineistaken** · 10-25-2016, 01:12 PM

Neither of the 4 mentioned are particularly pleasing in comparison to a random good looking woman (and Miley is even boyish ugly).

**Scott McD** · 10-25-2016, 01:35 PM

Always wanted a bash at Britney! Even when she turned into a nutcase.

Or Jennifer Aniston. Those nipples. Mmmmmm....

**marcop** · 10-25-2016, 01:40 PM

I had Katie Morgan live with me (like husband and wife

) for about three weeks before she reported to a half way house to do time for trying to smuggle weed across the border at San Ysidro. She wasn't a celebrity then, but she is now after being on HBO for so many years, and being in the Zack & Miri Make a Porno movie... we hang out when I go to Vegas, and she always has people coming up to her asking for photos, etc., so on that measure alone, she's a celebrity.

Here's what she looked like when she was staying with me back in 2001:

**CaptainHowdy** · 10-25-2016, 01:44 PM

I always fuck with celerity ...

**TheDynasty** · 10-25-2016, 02:00 PM

Yes Indeed!

**Smack dat** · 10-25-2016, 02:27 PM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

Yeah - Back in the 80's - He is a famous UK pop star - Not naming names though...

Was he in take that? Bros? Come on..

**Smack dat** · 10-25-2016, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by mineistaken

Neither of the 4 mentioned are particularly pleasing in comparison to a random good looking woman (and Miley is even boyish ugly).

Random 4 I could think of. Thread took 1.12 seconds of thought. About 1 second longer than my similar thread.

**escorpio** · 10-25-2016, 02:29 PM

The Olsen twins, before they were famous.

**EddyTheDog** · 10-25-2016, 02:41 PM

Originally posted by escorpio

The Olsen twins, before they were famous.

...

**CourtneyR** · 10-25-2016, 02:42 PM

Originally posted by escorpio

The Olsen twins, before they were famous.

Not funny.

**nico-t** · 10-25-2016, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by CourtneyR_FFN

Not funny.

Wrong, it was funny.

**MiamiBoyz** · 10-25-2016, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

Yeah - Back in the 80's - He is a famous UK pop star - Not naming names though...

You are a little too old for Gary Glitter to want to fuck so no idea.

**SilentKnight** · 10-25-2016, 03:14 PM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

Yeah - Back in the 80's - He is a famous UK pop star - Not naming names though...

**Spunky** · 10-25-2016, 03:17 PM

I put lipstick on my hand and call it Betty White

**EddyTheDog** · 10-25-2016, 03:20 PM

Originally posted by SilentKnight

Close actually

...

**AaronM** · 10-25-2016, 03:22 PM

Originally posted by CourtneyR_FFN

Not funny.

Maybe not to you but I think it's the funniest thing posted so far in this thread.

**ContentPimp** · 10-25-2016, 10:43 PM

Originally posted by Spunky

I put lipstick on my hand and call it Betty White

LOL

Posts on this thread made me crack up

**Sunny Day** · 10-26-2016, 05:01 AM

Candye Kane

1st time I saw porn star Candye Kane, in concert her girlfriend asked me to dance when she wasn't playing her harmonica. But I had competition from a group of young lezzies who also wanted Candye. They were fun to dance with, but I think Candye took them all back to the hotel that night. Think her girlfriend got outvoted for me.
2nd time I saw her, we spent about 10 minutes after the show talking, as she autographed her CDs. If I wasn't so terminally shy I'm sure I could have.
3rd time she was so sick, she was lucky to weigh 100# and my girlfriend probably would have objected.

**dave90210** · 10-26-2016, 05:08 AM

Yes I fucked a few. I used to be rich and worked with allot of celebrities!

**ianmoone332000** · 10-26-2016, 06:38 AM

Ric Flair fucked Halle Berry. Just thought id throw that in. Maybe he really is "The Man"

**Paul Markham** · 10-26-2016, 06:44 AM

Back in the 70s we went to a few swingers parties that some celebrities attended.

Brits would be amazed who we met.

**rogueteens** · 10-26-2016, 07:12 AM

Originally posted by EddyTheDog

Close actually

...

Either Marilyn or that bloke who was Boy George's boyfriend in Culture Club.

**rogueteens** · 10-26-2016, 07:19 AM

Originally posted by Paul Markham

Back in the 70s we went to a few swingers parties that some celebrities attended.

Brits would be amazed who we met.

amaze us. Larry Grayson? John Inman?

**Daniel BongaCash** · 10-26-2016, 07:26 AM

Nice post man! Kim is hot

**EddyTheDog** · 10-26-2016, 07:26 AM

Originally posted by rogueteens

Either Marilyn or that bloke who was Boy George's boyfriend in Culture Club.

OMG - You are good - I will just say it wasn't BG's boy friend - lol - He gave me bloody crabs as well

...

**MakeMeGrrrrowl** · 10-26-2016, 08:35 AM

Originally posted by AaronM

Maybe not to you but I think it's the funniest thing posted so far in this thread.

If fucking 6 month old babies make you laugh you got issues.

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