BP4L, PG4L, PC4L, and now.......WT4L - GoFuckYourself.com

hybrid · 04-04-2003, 12:08 AM

Yes, you heard it right, GFY !

I'm starting a new mafia family, and I am the Don.

Bigger than La Cosa Nostra, bigger than BP4L, bigger than PG4L and bigger than GFY; it's White Trash 4 Life !!!

Anyone is welcome to join, but there are a few simple rules.

1) You do not talk about White Trash 4 Life

2) You must own at least one (1) Corvette from the 80's.
(Set on cinderblocks while you've procrastinated working on it is optional).

3) You must reside in a trailer at least 9 months out of the year. You are allowed to rent out your uncle's van for 3 months out of the year to save up for tires for that Corvette.

4) You must not possess, nor want to possess a bedframe for your mattress.

5) You must own one (1) basset hound.

6) No matter how much money you make, you must recieve at least one (1) check from the government per month.

7) You have to be content living off of foodstamps for an extended period of time.

8) If your propane tank should fail, you must be willing to eat beenieweenies out of the can, cold.

9) You must be willing to sleep with your sister.

10) People who have gone beyond junior high are not qualified for White Trash 4 Life.

Now, who wants to be the first applicant ?

And new rules are welcome...

mrthumbs · 04-04-2003, 12:10 AM

i guess people will know you as 'the lonely Don' from now on!

Gimmy · 04-04-2003, 12:10 AM

hybrid · 04-04-2003, 12:11 AM

In thick redneck accent:

Gawd I showre hope not. We need more of them jeans in this here family.

Spunky · 04-04-2003, 12:11 AM

Roald · 04-04-2003, 12:12 AM

I can live with the first rule, is it ok to follow this rule only?

Gutterboy · 04-04-2003, 12:14 AM

Would living here get me in?

mrthumbs · 04-04-2003, 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by QuaShe
I can live with the first rule, is it ok to follow this rule only?

KrazieSweets · 04-04-2003, 12:24 AM

KRL · 04-04-2003, 12:51 AM

Ready for the White Trash Annual Christmas Bash at the Trailer Park.

pr0 · 04-04-2003, 12:55 AM

outstanding

but the order (by size) goes

PG4L, BP4L, PC4L

good luck with the new family!

goBigtime · 04-04-2003, 01:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

Would living here get me in?

Damn... nice two story

hybrid · 04-04-2003, 01:10 AM

Hehe

Bow to the doublewide.

Through all the Bar-B-Q flows the stench of propane.

04-04-2003, 12:08 AM	#1
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	BP4L, PG4L, PC4L, and now.......WT4L Yes, you heard it right, GFY ! I'm starting a new mafia family, and I am the Don. Bigger than La Cosa Nostra, bigger than BP4L, bigger than PG4L and bigger than GFY; it's White Trash 4 Life !!! Anyone is welcome to join, but there are a few simple rules. 1) You do not talk about White Trash 4 Life 2) You must own at least one (1) Corvette from the 80's. (Set on cinderblocks while you've procrastinated working on it is optional). 3) You must reside in a trailer at least 9 months out of the year. You are allowed to rent out your uncle's van for 3 months out of the year to save up for tires for that Corvette. 4) You must not possess, nor want to possess a bedframe for your mattress. 5) You must own one (1) basset hound. 6) No matter how much money you make, you must recieve at least one (1) check from the government per month. 7) You have to be content living off of foodstamps for an extended period of time. 8) If your propane tank should fail, you must be willing to eat beenieweenies out of the can, cold. 9) You must be willing to sleep with your sister. 10) People who have gone beyond junior high are not qualified for White Trash 4 Life. Now, who wants to be the first applicant ? And new rules are welcome...

04-04-2003, 12:11 AM	#5
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04-04-2003, 12:55 AM	#11
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04-04-2003, 12:10 AM	#2
mrthumbs salad tossing sig guy Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: mrthumbs*gmail.com Posts: 11,702	i guess people will know you as 'the lonely Don' from now on!

04-04-2003, 12:10 AM	#3
Gimmy Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: My ass Posts: 1,069

04-04-2003, 12:14 AM	#7
Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Would living here get me in?

04-04-2003, 12:24 AM	#9
KrazieSweets So Fucking Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Southern California Posts: 1,060

04-04-2003, 12:51 AM	#10
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Ready for the White Trash Annual Christmas Bash at the Trailer Park.

04-04-2003, 01:10 AM	#13
hybrid So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Backseat of a Ford Escort Hatchback Posts: 3,253	Hehe Bow to the doublewide. Through all the Bar-B-Q flows the stench of propane.