I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought "what would Jesus do?"

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  • wehateporn
    Promoting Debate on GFY
    • Apr 2007
    • 27176
    #1

    I found a wallet today and as a good Christian I thought "what would Jesus do?"

    ... so I turned it into wine.
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    • Rochard
      Jägermeister Test Pilot
      • Dec 2001
      • 75733
      #2
      Twice in the past few years my wife has found large sums of cash.

      Once was the doctor's office where a landscaper left behind his bank deposit bag. The other time was when she dropped her car off at the local auto repair shop and again found a deposit bag. Both times involved thousands dollars. She returned the money both times.
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      Brooklyn, NY

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        • pornguy
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Mar 2003
          • 62912
          #3
          That depends.

          Are you asking about the Jesus that lives on the left of me or the one on the right?
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            • yuu.design
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              • Mar 2006
              • 25924
              #4
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                • MiamiBoyz
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                  • Oct 2012
                  • 6690
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Rochard
                  Twice in the past few years my wife has found large sums of cash.

                  Once was the doctor's office where a landscaper left behind his bank deposit bag. The other time was when she dropped her car off at the local auto repair shop and again found a deposit bag. Both times involved thousands dollars. She returned the money both times.
                  What a stupid bitch...I hope you kicked the shit out of her for letting those opportunities slip through your fingers!

                  God clearly had her find that money for a reason and that reason was not to return it!

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                    • EddyTheDog
                      Just Doing My Own Thing
                      • Jan 2011
                      • 25433
                      #6
                      Originally posted by wehateporn
                      ... so I turned it into wine.
                      Jesus would have given to the poor - ie. me...

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                        • mineistaken
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                          • Apr 2007
                          • 29656
                          #7
                          big time jokester

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                            • JFK
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                              • Jan 2002
                              • 67373
                              #8
                              Originally posted by EddyTheDog
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                                • ContentPimp
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                                  • Nov 2008
                                  • 3184
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by EddyTheDog
                                  Jesus would have given to the poor - ie. me...
                                  and just like a good samaritan,
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                                    • Paul Markham
                                      Too old to care
                                      • Jun 2001
                                      • 52942
                                      #10
                                      Very charitable, did you share the wine with the wedding guests?



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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133986
                                          #11
                                          Jesus would give it back

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                                            • LetterTwenty7
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                                              • Feb 2015
                                              • 1825
                                              #12
                                              hehe good one. I guess I would return it, but again, if God wanted me to find it, then...
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                                                • NatalieK
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                                                  • Apr 2010
                                                  • 20110
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by wehateporn
                                                  ... so I turned it into wine.
                                                  did you share?
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                                                    • czarina
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                                                      • Jul 2002
                                                      • 10752
                                                      #14
                                                      Good one! I would've done the same!

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                                                        • ContentBay
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                                                          • Jun 2015
                                                          • 398
                                                          #15
                                                          ...would have spent it on hookers and booze - the Christian way
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                                                            • Grapesoda
                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                              • Jul 2003
                                                              • 46238
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by wehateporn
                                                              ... so I turned it into wine.
                                                              thought maybe you would pick up some neem oil and wash some whores feet? jc had a foot fetish right?

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