Can you think of a better slogan to help me win a years worth of free lube?

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  • CurrentlySober
    Too lazy to wipe my ass
    • Aug 2002
    • 39051
    #1

    Can you think of a better slogan to help me win a years worth of free lube?

    I've ended up with an entry form for a contest in the UK from a lube company. Complete the following slogan in 10 words or less: I like EZ lube because... (EZ Lube is not the real name)

    I've come up with: I like EZ lube because... "Gayness in the Anus, without lube may cause you painus" Exactly 10 words... + it also rhymes...

    Its a physical competition (Not Online) so I have to fill out a piece of paper and send it off. So I only get one go... Before I do... Can you think of a better one?

    My second choice of: I like EZ lube because... "I'm a fucking pervert' doesn't seem to have a winning ring to it...

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    • Bladewire
      StraightBro
      • Aug 2003
      • 56220
      #2
      I like EZ lube because... when it's dry & stiff EZlube gets it in quick.

      Slight variation

      I like EZ lube because... when it's dry & stiff it gets it in quick.

      Slight variation

      I like EZ lube because... when it's stiff EZ lube gets it in quick.


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        • Manfap
          Confirmed User
          • Jan 2013
          • 2626
          #3
          Glide like a mother fucker with EZ lube

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            • Dead
              They left the door open
              • Apr 2003
              • 4753
              #4
              Don't be a dick, lube your stick, with EZ Lube

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                • Busty2
                  Member since 1999
                  • Dec 2007
                  • 7200
                  #5
                  EZ Lube the lubricant for DICK's

                  KY jelly, the Slip & Slide for dicks

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