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Old 04-03-2003, 05:13 AM   #1
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Interesting...

Got this in an email, thought it was pretty interesting...


Question 1:
If you knew a woman who was pregnant, who had 8
kids already, three who were deaf, two who were blind, one
mentally retarded, and she had syphilis, would you recommend that
she have an abortion?



Question 2:
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote
counts. Here are the facts about the three leading candidates.

Candidate A -
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologists.
He's had two Mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B -
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used
opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated
on his wife.


Which of these candidates would be your choice?
Decide first, no peeking, then scroll down for the answer.


ANSWERS
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.
And, by the way, the answer to the abortion question:
If you said yes, you just killed Beethoven.


Question 3


Can you imagine working for a company that has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following
statistics:

*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

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Old 04-03-2003, 05:22 AM   #2
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Wow.. those are surprising
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Old 04-03-2003, 05:25 AM   #3
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All three, but especially the second, are prime examples of what happens when you call a chosen selection of information "the facts" and ignore everything else.
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Old 04-03-2003, 05:26 AM   #4
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yeah this makes you think..
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Old 04-03-2003, 05:29 AM   #5
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All three, but especially the second, are prime examples of what happens when you call a chosen selection of information "the facts" and ignore everything else.
I agree, if my history is correct, hitler was only married for about a week before he died, so it really didn't give him much chance to cheat if he was confined to a bunker :P
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Old 04-03-2003, 09:12 AM   #6
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Originally posted by BlueDesignStudios
Question 3

Can you imagine working for a company that has a
little more than 500 employees and has the following
statistics:

*29 have been accused of spousal abuse
* 7 have been arrested for fraud
* 19 have been accused of writing bad checks
* 117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
* 3 have done time for assault
* 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
* 14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
* 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
* 21 are currently defendants in lawsuits
* 84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year

Can you guess which organization this is?

Give up yet?

It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.

http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/outrage/congress.htm
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Old 04-03-2003, 09:32 AM   #7
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OK so we are all a little fucked up......
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Old 04-03-2003, 09:39 AM   #8
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I agree, if my history is correct, hitler was only married for about a week before he died, so it really didn't give him much chance to cheat if he was confined to a bunker :P
may I let you know that your designs KICKASS damn man
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