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  • Rochard
    Jägermeister Test Pilot
    • Dec 2001
    • 75764
    #1

    Sex

    So here is some things I've learned about sex....

    1) Always have the video camera battery charged up.
    2) Never cover your bodies with bottles of chocolate syrup. It looks like fun but your house will reek like chocolate for the next week.

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    Herschel Savage
    Brooklyn, NY
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    • bronco67
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2006
      • 29026
      #2
      Sex...

      Part of your body gets hard. You put it the wet hole of another person's body. You ram it back and forth like you're trying to stab her to death until clam chowder shoots out. Then you sleep, unless you have something important to do.

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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 39006
          #3
          Originally posted by Rochard
          Never cover your bodies with bottles of chocolate syrup. It looks like fun but your house will reek like chocolate for the next week.
          Agreed - Much better to use the real thing...
          ️ ️

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            • Bosa
              Confirmed User
              • Aug 2016
              • 4317
              #4

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                • Bladewire
                  StraightBro
                  • Aug 2003
                  • 56220
                  #5
                  Originally posted by Bosa
                  That's so wrong but looks so yummy


                  Skype: CallTomNow

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                    • CaptainHowdy
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Dec 2004
                      • 94151
                      #6
                      Sex is a mad, mad master . . .

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                        • GAMEFINEST
                          Make STACK$
                          • Nov 2006
                          • 14472
                          #7
                          as long as its someone elses house
                          Compound interest.

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                            • Bladewire
                              StraightBro
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 56220
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Rochard
                              So here is some things I've learned about sex....
                              Please give us just one url where we can see you fucking like a champ back in the day & a timestamp to see where you are in the video


                              Skype: CallTomNow

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                                • Bosa
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • Aug 2016
                                  • 4317
                                  #9

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