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Fletch XXX 04-01-2003 09:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SilverTab


Did you ever listened to some Burzum?? That's one crazy bastard.. :ticking

every day.

read this.

<img src=http://www.metal-underground.net/images/lordsofchaos.jpg border="1">

Lords Of Chaos: The Bloody Rise Of Satanic Metal Underground.

:glugglug

Fletch XXX 04-01-2003 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
Fletch is the devil!
man is the pentagram.

even michaelangelo drew it the right man in the anatomy of man.

we are the star. the morning star, lucifer.

realization is the only heaven there is.

:glugglug

X37375787 04-01-2003 09:33 PM

The only bible verse I know:

Ezechiel 25,17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


:glugglug

Fletch XXX 04-01-2003 09:36 PM

i was this close.

these are all my pictures from close u[p on chruches in perfect times for arson.

the clergy was lucky.

lemme dig up the pics....

i take pics of churches to flaunt the fact i could burn them down.

again because your 'control' is make believe whe you control the night.

lemme dig the pics.

:glugglug

quiet 04-01-2003 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


man is the pentagram.

even michaelangelo drew it the right man in the anatomy of man.

we are the star. the morning star, lucifer.

realization is the only heaven there is.

:glugglug

funny that you mention the pentagram. i'm reading a book on the origin of the idea of 'zero'. the Pythagoreans were the first to use pentagrams in a mathematical way. it relates to infinity (and further to zero), in that you can keep building pentagrams within each pentagram, ad infinitium.

'zero - the biography of a dangerous idea'

X37375787 04-01-2003 09:37 PM

post some pics of your tats, Fletch.

Gman.357 04-01-2003 09:39 PM

Fletch, satanism is bullshit too. It's very teachings tell you NOT to be a follower to any organized entity, and that your mind is your own (which it can never be). To do what pleases thee.

Meanwhile, it's own existance is that of an organization of 'religeous' beliefs, opposite christianity, but still in itself as contradictory.

Wouldn't you agree?

SilverTab 04-01-2003 09:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


every day.

read this.

<img src=http://www.metal-underground.net/images/lordsofchaos.jpg border="1">

Lords Of Chaos: The Bloody Rise Of Satanic Metal Underground.

:glugglug

Will do!

BTW I don't know Burzum that much...only read his stories about burning church and killing Mayhem founder....etc...
I tought the music itself was kinda weird LOL...Sames goes for most of the black metal band...(Satyricon etc...) some good bands out there, but after a while of listening to it, I just can't take it anymore ;)

Fletch XXX 04-01-2003 09:40 PM

<img src=http://www.fletchxxx.com/images/church1.jpg border="1">

<img src=http://www.fletchxxx.com/images/church2.jpg border="1">

<img src=http://www.fletchxxx.com/images/church3.jpg border="1">

gman, im not satnists, its the easuiest way to get a rise out of the ignorant.

anyone who knows anything about Satanism knows its nothing more than Selfism.

im beyond that.

Fletch XXX 04-01-2003 09:42 PM

what a creepy guy dressed in black doing in gated church areas after midnight?

thats how close i am.

:glugglug

cherrylula 04-01-2003 09:43 PM

<img src=http://www.christmasplace.com/images/300/300299_l.jpg>

Fletch XXX 04-01-2003 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
post some pics of your tats, Fletch.
admittedly, ive hid my tats on my arms in every pic ive taken for the board.

nothing to prove.

:glugglug

AWW - Kevin 04-01-2003 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

ive read the bible more than any of you christians.

PISS ON YOUR GOD.

maye you should have started with something you
can understand.....or better yet...some picture book,
go to amazon they have lots of them there :321GFY

X37375787 04-01-2003 09:44 PM

hmm, talking about churches, let me find and upload something interesting.

quiet 04-01-2003 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWW - Kevin


maye you should have started with something you
can understand.....or better yet...some picture book,
go to amazon they have lots of them there :321GFY

serious question: do you consider yourself a Christian?

JeremySF 04-01-2003 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by jake2000xp
I am sorry Jeremy. Surely you did not expect much more from a largly secular forum.I would reccomend if you wish a serious response, organize your bible study outside of GFY, Also, if you are going to be serious about getting in touch with your maker, you should be prepared to give up your current occupation. I will stop here as the forest is thick for me personally at this point of my life, but is a lame april fools.......:2 cents:

Top 10 Things To Do In Church

* Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this seat SAVED?"
* Wear an ankh or a new-age crystal pendant.
* If there is a crying baby, go over and tell the mother: "IF YOU DON'T SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING UP SO HELP ME GOD I'LL KILL IT!!!"
* Dress all in black, or in camo.
* Hide near the baptismal pool with a block of sodium. At the first mention of "fire and brimstone", throw it in.
*Make the sun reflect off your watch into the preacher's face.
* During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone asks what you're doing, tell them: "These are dinosaurs. They ruled the earth over 65 million years ago."
* Snicker every time the preacher talks about someone being stoned, especially Stephen.
* Ask someone what they think about the Book of Peleponnesians. After they tell you, inform them that there is no Book of Peleponnesians.
* Write on the bathroom wall: "The eyes of the LORD are upon you!!!"

SilverTab 04-01-2003 09:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JeremySF



Top 10 Things To Do In Church

* Find an empty seat, and ask the person next to it: "Is this seat SAVED?"
* Wear an ankh or a new-age crystal pendant.
* If there is a crying baby, go over and tell the mother: "IF YOU DON'T SHUT THAT GODDAMN THING UP SO HELP ME GOD I'LL KILL IT!!!"
* Dress all in black, or in camo.
* Hide near the baptismal pool with a block of sodium. At the first mention of "fire and brimstone", throw it in.
*Make the sun reflect off your watch into the preacher's face.
* During the service, play with plastic dinosaurs. If someone asks what you're doing, tell them: "These are dinosaurs. They ruled the earth over 65 million years ago."
* Snicker every time the preacher talks about someone being stoned, especially Stephen.
* Ask someone what they think about the Book of Peleponnesians. After they tell you, inform them that there is no Book of Peleponnesians.
* Write on the bathroom wall: "The eyes of the LORD are upon you!!!"

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Thrawn$ 04-01-2003 09:47 PM

Ok christians is bullshit and the Bible was writen by some drunk English fag!

But who created us??

JeremySF 04-01-2003 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
The only bible verse I know:

Ezechiel 25,17

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.


:glugglug

Pulp fiction fan?

OsirisID 04-01-2003 09:49 PM

I was born alright the first time...




HAIL, TO THE ANCIENT GOAT!!

AWW - Kevin 04-01-2003 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


serious question: do you consider yourself a Christian?

I do !

wonder what the next question is.....?
:glugglug

X37375787 04-01-2003 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JeremySF


Pulp fiction fan?


a true fan, indeed. my absolute favorite.

JeremySF 04-01-2003 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


...

:glugglug


3 Reasons Why I Love Being Christian

I love God. Here are three reasons why being Christian is great:
1) I don't have to worry about thinking for myself, because my priest thinks FOR me. You poor fools have to spend your days thinking about different perspectives, in order to make informed decisions. You fools with your rational thinking, ethics, logic and reason! If God wanted me to think for myself, he would have written it in the Bible.

2) The Bible promises that I'll be rewarded, for curtailing my enjoyment of THIS life, in my after-life. I don't really know what this after-life is going to be like, but my priest says, "You'll like it. Trust me. Please keep the donation-tray moving, my son." You guys, on the other hand, think that life should be lived to its fullest. Dorks.

3) I don't have to worry about being responsible for my actions, because my religion says that regardless of what atrocities I inflict on mankind, I'll be forgiven if I accept the Lord as my personal savior. HAAA-HAAA!!! You poor atheists would rather take responsibility for your own actions. Suckers! I love being Christian. It's so liberating not having to think for myself. I can't wait to see what happens when I die. Oh boy, I can't wait!
From: "Joe Christian"

Gman.357 04-01-2003 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX

gman, im not satnists, its the easuiest way to get a rise out of the ignorant.

anyone who knows anything about Satanism knows its nothing more than Selfism.

im beyond that.

I agree. I've also taken 4 years of Catholic Theology, and went to catholic school a good portion of my youth. The only thing I've learned is to never trust an organization whose main ideology is based on a "mystery".

:winkwink:

X37375787 04-01-2003 09:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWW - Kevin


I do !

wonder what the next question is.....?
:glugglug


then wtf are you doing in this business...? :)

X37375787 04-01-2003 09:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JeremySF



3 Reasons Why I Love Being Christian

I love God. Here are three reasons why being Christian is great:
1) I don't have to worry about thinking for myself, because my priest thinks FOR me. You poor fools have to spend your days thinking about different perspectives, in order to make informed decisions. You fools with your rational thinking, ethics, logic and reason! If God wanted me to think for myself, he would have written it in the Bible.

2) The Bible promises that I'll be rewarded, for curtailing my enjoyment of THIS life, in my after-life. I don't really know what this after-life is going to be like, but my priest says, "You'll like it. Trust me. Please keep the donation-tray moving, my son." You guys, on the other hand, think that life should be lived to its fullest. Dorks.

3) I don't have to worry about being responsible for my actions, because my religion says that regardless of what atrocities I inflict on mankind, I'll be forgiven if I accept the Lord as my personal savior. HAAA-HAAA!!! You poor atheists would rather take responsibility for your own actions. Suckers! I love being Christian. It's so liberating not having to think for myself. I can't wait to see what happens when I die. Oh boy, I can't wait!
From: "Joe Christian"


I am converting now. Where do I sign up?

X37375787 04-01-2003 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fletch XXX


admittedly, ive hid my tats on my arms in every pic ive taken for the board.

nothing to prove.

:glugglug


ok, I was jsut curious.

X37375787 04-01-2003 09:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox



I am converting now. Where do I sign up?


And give me your ref link so you get credit for my signup.

Fletch XXX 04-01-2003 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWW - Kevin


maye you should have started with something you
can understand.....or better yet...some picture book,
go to amazon they have lots of them there :321GFY

Notice how instead of creating a Theologian argument, the christian dog simply barks.

Thats the problem with christians nowadays, they have lost the vitality of the once potent faith they once possessed. Christianity has withered into a sorrowing tale of burnings, rapes, beheadings, and distractions, while the people that headed your clergy, were fucking your altar boys.

i had friends in catholic school, who were fucked by priests.

i will never, let that get in the way of focus.

you are all bad people, with a bad message, from a bad tongue, and you will one day meet the fate you so genrously shown, those who oppose your view.

every christmas your family weakens.

every xmas we grow stronger.

dont you understand youre nothing mroe than a fucking hypocrit? Some assjob who professes his adoration for a bleeding christ, while accepting his money from whore money.

You should really look at yourself clown.

youre the reason christianity, will fail.

pathetic. hopeless. and without a doubt no educatuion to back up your stance.

i seriously, wish we could burn you motherfuckers, like you did the pagans. sick bastards.

hope your children revolt against the very regime the christians donate to, and are willing to die for.

youll never win.

quiet 04-01-2003 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AWW - Kevin


I do !

wonder what the next question is.....?
:glugglug

i guess i'd wonder what mutation of Christianity you are apart of, in order to have those beliefs... yet at the same time (for example) sell teenagers getting fucked in the ass, girls swallowing cum, unprotected sex, sex before marriage, etc, etc, etc.

denial?

AWW - Kevin 04-01-2003 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox


then wtf are you doing in this business...? :)

i never said i was a perfect christian, or that i go to
church....i used to go. . . . the last time was a few years ago.

anyway i hardly believe anyone here on GFY has the right to
judge me :glugglug

SilverTab 04-01-2003 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Thrawn$
Ok christians is bullshit and the Bible was writen by some drunk English fag!

But who created us??

Read this book instead of the bible

http://images.amazon.com/images/P/15...1.LZZZZZZZ.gif

One of the best book i've read...

X37375787 04-01-2003 09:56 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


i guess i'd wonder what mutation of Christianity you are apart of, in order to have those beliefs... yet at the same time (for example) sell teenagers getting fucked in the ass, girls swallowing cum, unprotected sex, sex before marriage, etc, etc, etc.

denial?


Just a fancy way of putting my question. :thefinger

JeremySF 04-01-2003 09:56 PM

What's your favorite bible passage?

Gutterboy's fav is:

Psalm 23:1 "The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want any other sheep."

Fletch's fav:

Psalm 23:4 "Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy shaft they comfort me.

My favorite:

Matthew 5:2 "And she opened her mouth, and taught them, saying, chug a lug, chug a lug, slurp, slurp...."

jake2000xp 04-01-2003 09:59 PM

JeremySF, what can I say man, was a lame thread, I would expect nothing less of you..

OsirisID 04-01-2003 09:59 PM

Hahah, there is NO such thing as a perfect christian.

Gman.357 04-01-2003 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet


i guess i'd wonder what mutation of Christianity you are apart of, in order to have those beliefs... yet at the same time (for example) sell teenagers getting fucked in the ass, girls swallowing cum, unprotected sex, sex before marriage, etc, etc, etc.

denial?

Catholicism. Can be rife with contradiction, and based on the notion that there is no reason behind it's reasoning. Some followers don't know why they follow.

Fletch XXX 04-01-2003 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by OsirisID
Hahah, there is NO such thing as a perfect christian.
yeah there is.

a dead one.

OsirisID 04-01-2003 10:02 PM

They follow because they're afraid that if they don't, their ever so loving god will throw them into a lake of fire for eternity.

Stupid bastards..

OsirisID 04-01-2003 10:03 PM

You have a point..:thumbsup


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