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  • Bladewire
    StraightBro
    • Aug 2003
    • 56220
    #1

    Bezos Says Amazon Drones Ready to Deliver Mueller Report to Every American Household



    Bezos Says Amazon Drones Ready to Deliver Mueller Report to Every American Household

    SEATTLE (The Borowitz Report)—Amazon drones stand “ready and waiting” to deliver copies of Robert Mueller’s official report, free of charge, to every American household as early as next week, the Amazon founder, Jeff Bezos, confirmed on Wednesday.

    According to Bezos, Amazon has been planning the Mueller delivery mission for months, quietly building its drone fleet from a meagre two hundred to well over three million.

    “Amazon will be doing same-day delivery of Mueller’s report the day it is released, free of charge, to both Prime and non-Prime households,” Bezos said. “This is our way of giving something back.”

    News of the offer sent the Mueller report zooming to No. 1 on Amazon’s best-seller list within minutes.

    According to the Amazon site, customers who shopped for the Mueller report also shopped for “Crime and Punishment,” by Fyodor Dostoyevsky.


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    • pimpmaster9000
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2011
      • 26730
      #2
      Lex luthor now has 3 million drones...
      Report a suspicious cracker: Click Here

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        • wehateporn
          Promoting Debate on GFY
          • Apr 2007
          • 27176
          #3
          Originally posted by crucifissio
          Lex luthor now has 3 million drones...

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            • Bladewire
              StraightBro
              • Aug 2003
              • 56220
              #4



              Skype: CallTomNow

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                • OneHungLo
                  So Fucking Banned
                  • May 2001
                  • 40902
                  #5
                  Have you loons thought about your new outrage once the Mueller report shows no collusion?

                  What will post-Muller-report gfy look like?

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                    • sarettah
                      see you later, I'm gone
                      • Oct 2002
                      • 14364
                      #6
                      Originally posted by OneHungLo
                      Have you loons thought about your new outrage once the Mueller report shows no collusion?

                      What will post-Muller-report gfy look like?
                      It can't look much worse than it does now

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                        • Robbie
                          Leaner, Meaner, Faster
                          • Aug 2002
                          • 20960
                          #7
                          "Satire from The Borowitz Report"
                          -Robbie
                          ClaudiaMarie.Com

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                            • Robbie
                              Leaner, Meaner, Faster
                              • Aug 2002
                              • 20960
                              #8
                              Originally posted by OneHungLo
                              Have you loons thought about your new outrage once the Mueller report shows no collusion?

                              What will post-Muller-report gfy look like?
                              It will look exactly the same except you can switch the name "Adam Schiff" for "Robert Mueller"

                              The Trump Derangement Syndrome will continue on as people just keep doubling down instead of just admitting they were wrong about the President.

                              It's already obvious in how well the country is doing VS. what the insane TDS people see through their shit-colored glasses.
                              Facts? Unemployment Figures? Economic numbers? NONE of that matters to them.
                              -Robbie
                              ClaudiaMarie.Com

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                                • BaldBastard
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Jan 2001
                                  • 16894
                                  #9
                                  If it’s damning then Alex Jones will try to start Civil War 2.0 and if it exonerates trump then trump will go the full banana republican kleptocrat and turn what’s left of your democracy into North Korea.

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                                    • tfto
                                      Retired and loving life.
                                      • Sep 2001
                                      • 2118
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by OneHungLo
                                      Have you loons thought about your new outrage once the Mueller report shows no collusion?

                                      What will post-Muller-report gfy look like?
                                      Bladelier Media and his cronies will go bat shit crazy. The likes we have not seen in years.

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                                        • Bladewire
                                          StraightBro
                                          • Aug 2003
                                          • 56220
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Robbie
                                          "Satire from The Borowitz Report"



                                          Skype: CallTomNow

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                                            • bronco67
                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                              • Dec 2006
                                              • 29026
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Bladewire

                                              Cut him a break. He just learned what satire is last week.

                                              It's a tough concept for Republicans to grasp.

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                                                • bronco67
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2006
                                                  • 29026
                                                  #13
                                                  Here's a Republican's idea of comedy.



                                                  My idea of comedy is Vic Berger ridiculing it.

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