Life Lesson #1 Never take a pit bull camping!

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  • VikingMan
    Exploiting human weakness
    • Jan 2008
    • 6858

    #1

    Life Lesson #1 Never take a pit bull camping!

    So I took the red nosed pit camping. I knew he would get cold so I brought him two heavy blankets. What I forgot for some unknown reason is that pit bulls are notorious bed hogs. If you try to sleep in the same room with them they will end up in your bed in the middle of the night if your bed is even 1% more comfortable than theirs. So at around 3 am I wake up and I am half on my mattress and my back is hurting from sleeping uneven. Of course the pit was sleeping well on the bottom half of my mattress. I could not get back to sleep so it fucked me up for a few days. And my back still hurts. Pit bulls and camping do not mix. VERY important life lesson.
  • loreen
    myadultdesign.com
    • May 2004
    • 12558

    #2
    I love sleeping with my dog. But she's small
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    • CurrentlySober
      Too lazy to wipe my ass
      • Aug 2002
      • 38940

      #3
      Use your dog as a pillow. Problem solved


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      • _Richard_
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Oct 2006
        • 30991

        #4
        seems like the dog was just fine lol

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        • MiamiBoyz
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          • Oct 2012
          • 6690

          #5
          You think that is bad try sleeping with 2 chihuahuas!

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          • nakeddutch
            Too lazy to set a custom title
            • Oct 2009
            • 11509

            #6
            next time, bring a bitch and fuck her in her ass!



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            • ContentPimp
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              • Nov 2008
              • 3184

              #7
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