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  • onwebcam
    Fake Nick 1.0
    • Oct 2005
    • 27689
    #1

    Yesterday was my birthday.

    My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids.
    I went to work and my colleagues didn't even wish me a happy birthday.
    As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special.
    She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
    We went there and I asked if I could use the restroom to freshen up..
    I came out 5 minutes later and there she is holding a birthday cake.
    Next to her is my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!"
    And here I am standing there in my birthday suit..
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    • The Porn Nerd
      Living The Dream
      • Jun 2009
      • 19784
      #2
      So...did you fuck your secretary or not?
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        • Relic
          So Fucking Banned
          • Aug 2002
          • 10300
          #3
          Originally posted by onwebcam
          My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids.
          I went to work and my colleagues didn't even wish me a happy birthday.
          As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special.
          She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
          We went there and I asked if I could use the restroom to freshen up..
          I came out 5 minutes later and there she is holding a birthday cake.
          Next to her is my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!"
          And here I am standing there in my birthday suit..
          Complicated but cool story bro

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            • Struggle4Bucks
              Sieg Hi!
              • May 2011
              • 3615
              #4
              Originally posted by onwebcam
              My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids.
              I went to work and my colleagues didn't even wish me a happy birthday.
              As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special.
              She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment.
              We went there and I asked if I could use the restroom to freshen up..
              I came out 5 minutes later and there she is holding a birthday cake.
              Next to her is my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!"
              And here I am standing there in my birthday suit..
              You freshed up your penis... right? and then... well... what happend next was also nice Unexpected... but... nice... right?
              Half troll half amazing!

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                • TheDynasty
                  See Signature
                  • Apr 2016
                  • 5882
                  #5
                  Crazy Weekend!
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                    • romeo22
                      你自己去他媽的
                      • Mar 2008
                      • 23350
                      #6
                      Happy late bday. Glad they made your bday special

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                        • Mediamix
                          Dutch Webmaster!
                          • Sep 2013
                          • 3228
                          #7
                          This joke is so fucking old..
                          Sig too big

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                            • SilentKnight
                              Megan Fox's fluffer
                              • Oct 2005
                              • 24818
                              #8
                              3...2...1 before gspotprod comes in asking for an explanation to the joke.

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                                • mineistaken
                                  See signature :)
                                  • Apr 2007
                                  • 29656
                                  #9
                                  I thought it was wehateporn who told jokes in such a manner

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                                    • jscott
                                      jscizzle
                                      • Feb 2001
                                      • 25411
                                      #10
                                      hbd man, that'd be super awesome
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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133986
                                          #11
                                          So you wound up pulling your own Pud?

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                                            • plaster
                                              So Fucking Banned
                                              • Apr 2015
                                              • 2295
                                              #12
                                              Happy bday Mr webcam one! It's also paul Markham's bday today/yesterday if you didn't know already.

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                                                • scarlettcontent
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                                                  • Mar 2006
                                                  • 6031
                                                  #13


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                                                    • NatalieK
                                                      Natalie K
                                                      • Apr 2010
                                                      • 20106
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by Mediamix
                                                      This joke is so fucking old..
                                                      old but hilarious, had me giggling


                                                      I was reading through & thinking, ahhh poor bastard, I'll wish him a fantastic belated birthday, then goes to the naughty bit & it's like, oh, he got his end away before reading the line before last & then the last line, well, pml. Thanks onwebcam, just be sure, not to let this happen in reality
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                                                        • NatalieK
                                                          Natalie K
                                                          • Apr 2010
                                                          • 20106
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by SilentKnight
                                                          3...2...1 before gspotprod comes in asking for an explanation to the joke.
                                                          you must dream about me...

                                                          before reading this joke & while, even after, I didn't think about you once. Until I read your comment, wow, thanks for your interested in me... obsessed?

                                                          I feel sorry for you SK
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