I was watching porn with the missus and she complained, "This is so unrealistic."

[wehateporn]

I said, "Just because you're unwilling to try new things, doesn't mean everyone's that frigid."
"Not that," she explained, "It's just the plumbers that come to our house have tiny dicks."

[Barry-xlovecam]

Voice of experience ...

[J. Falcon]

Very funny

[yuu.design]

hahahah :P good one :P

[woj]

[Spunky]

That made me chuckle

[CaptainHowdy]

Ahahahahahahahaha!!

[flashfire]

funny and true

[SBJ]

now that's funny!

[sandman!]

[ErectMedia]

Pizza delivery guys too.

[dillfly2000]

I do my own plumbing

[SBJ]

Pizza delivery guys too.

Haha I still remember the night I had a pornstar (Gwen Diamond) staying over at my place in AZ and we ordered Papa Johns. We were going to record her flashing the delivery guy. I told her that from time to time it's a girl and she thought I was joking. Sure enough a girl showed up with the pizza and her robe stayed closed

[NiftyStats Jenna]