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Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: Deep With In Your Mind
Posts: 1,834
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A large group of Iraqi soldiers are moving down a
road when they hear a voice call from behind a sand dune: "One Texas soldier is better than ten Iraqi". The Iraqi commander quickly orders 10 of his best men over the dune whereupon a gun-battle breaks out and continues for a few minutes, then silence. The voice once again calls out: "One Texan is better than one hundred Iraqi." Furious, the Iraqi commander sends his next best 100 troops over the dune and instantly a huge gun fight commences. After 10 minutes of battle, again silence. The Texan voice calls out again: "One Texan is better than one thousand Iraqi." The enraged Iraqi commander musters 1000 fighters and sends them to the other side of the dune. Rifle fire, machine guns, grenades, rockets and cannon fire ring out as a terrible battle is fought....Then silence. Eventually one badly wounded Iraqi fighter crawls back over the dune and with his dying words tells his commander, Don't send any more men......it's a trap. There's two of them." Don't Mess With Texas Oz |
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Too old to care
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Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws.
Posts: 52,943
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And one UK soldier is worth ten Texas soldiers.
At least in BS ![]() |
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Nice Kitty
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Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The good old USA!!!
Posts: 21,053
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The fighting spirit of Americans cannot be denied. The commanding General of the 101st Airborne, when surrounded by German forces at the battle of Bastone (spelling) gave a one word answer when asked by the Germans to surrender or be destroyed, "Nuts". The word among the troopers of the 101st was "They have us surrounded. Yeah, I feel sorry for the poor bastards."
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