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alcorp · 03-31-2003, 02:49 AM

Think he sent me this by mistake, very scary!!! ;

From: Osama B Laden [[email protected]]
Sent: 18 March 2003 17:17
To: All the groupies
Subject: Re: CAVE POLITICS

Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns.

First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning rota ....have you? I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the Halaal toaster).

Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the sh*t out of most of the world's population, okay? This means while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks.

Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote "Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying.

Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. Please do not chant "Ossy Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks.

Five: Graffiti. To whoever wrote "OSAMA F**KS DONKEYS" on the group toilet wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain.
Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse
that the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there is gray area.)

Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave.

Love you lots, Group Hug. Os.

PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag. Cut it out, it's not funny anymore.

nocostporn · 03-31-2003, 02:52 AM

HA thats good

Tala · 03-31-2003, 03:00 AM

KCJ · 03-31-2003, 04:00 AM

lol pretty scary n impressive

assistant27 · 03-31-2003, 04:08 AM

yes osama is speaking in english with his arab friends.

Damian_Maxcash · 03-31-2003, 04:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by assistant27
yes osama is speaking in english with his arab friends.

Oh dear.....

Jonny · 03-31-2003, 04:14 AM

LOL ... good stuff

alcorp · 03-31-2003, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by assistant27
yes osama is speaking in english with his arab friends.

WTF ??

Jakke PNG · 03-31-2003, 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by alcorp

Love you lots, Group Hug. Os.

B40 · 03-31-2003, 05:02 AM

hahah

rossiya2 · 03-31-2003, 05:04 AM

Osama is an Oxford University graduate.

Praguer · 03-31-2003, 08:40 AM

03-31-2003, 02:49 AM	#1
alcorp Registered User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Bolton UK Posts: 65	Email received in error , lol Think he sent me this by mistake, very scary!!! ; From: Osama B Laden [[email protected]] Sent: 18 March 2003 17:17 To: All the groupies Subject: Re: CAVE POLITICS Hi guys. We've all been putting in long hours recently but we've really come together as a group and I love that! However, while we are fighting a jihad, we can't forget to take care of the cave, and frankly I have a few concerns. First of all, while it's good to be concerned about cruise missiles, we should be even more concerned about the dust in our cave. We want to avoid excessive dust inhalation, (a health and safety issue) - so we need to sweep the cave daily. I've done my bit on the cleaning rota ....have you? I've posted a sign-up sheet near the cave reception area (next to the Halaal toaster). Second, it's not often I make a video address but when I do, I'm trying to scare the sht out of most of the world's population, okay? This means while we're taping, please do not ride your scooter in the background or keep doing the 'Wassup' thing. Thanks. Third: Food. I bought a box of Dairylea recently, clearly wrote "Ossy" on the front, and put it on the top shelf. Today, two of my Dairylea slices were gone. Consideration. That's all I'm saying. Fourth: I'm not against team spirit and all that, but we must distance ourselves from the Infidel's bat and ball games. Please do not chant "Ossy Ossy Ossy, Oy Oy Oy" when I ride past on the donkey. Thanks. Five: Graffiti. To whoever wrote "OSAMA F*KS DONKEYS" on the group toilet wall, it's a lie. The donkey backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain. Six: The use of chickens is strictly for food. Assam, the old excuse that the 'chicken backed into me, whilst I was relieving myself at the edge of the mountain' will not be accepted in future. (With donkeys, there is gray area.) Finally, we've heard that there may be Western soldiers in disguise trying to infiltrate our ranks. I want to set up patrols to look for them. First patrol will be Omar, Muhammad, Abdul, Akbar and Dave. Love you lots, Group Hug. Os. PS - I'm sick of having "Osama's Bed Linen" scribbled on my laundry bag. Cut it out, it's not funny anymore.

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