Have you ever bleached your balls??

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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94021

    #1

    Tech Have you ever bleached your balls??

    My latest partenaire (female, just in case) wouldn't go down on (or play with) my testicles because they're "too dark" (they are, in contrast of my pale punk skin).

    Is there any ball beauty treatment/products available??

    Thanks in advance,

    Howdy
  • Relic
    So Fucking Banned
    • Aug 2002
    • 10294

    #2
    what? no................................................

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    • AdultKing
      Raise Your Weapon
      • Jun 2003
      • 15601

      #3

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      • Smack dat
        So Fucking Banned
        • Jul 2016
        • 4613

        #4
        There is a product on the market that will give you white testes in 15 seconds.
        Check the video

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        • OneHungLo
          So Fucking Banned
          • May 2001
          • 40902

          #5
          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
          My latest partenaire (female, just in case) wouldn't go down on (or play with) my testicles because they're "too dark" (they are, in contrast of my pale punk skin).

          Is there any ball beauty treatment/products available??

          Thanks in advance,

          Howdy

          Maybe try tanning nude that way your balls will be the same color. Or just keep the lights off and tell her you're shy

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          • Bladewire
            StraightBro
            • Aug 2003
            • 56220

            #6


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            • shake
              frc
              • Jul 2003
              • 4663

              #7
              Women like to give excuses, get them lighter and she'll find another reason.
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              • ErectMedia
                Confirmed Chicago Pimp
                • Aug 2004
                • 7100

                #8
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                • k0nr4d
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 9231

                  #9
                  On a similar topic, can anyone recommend a good electric razer for balls? or some other good way to shave them?

                  I tried using some hair removal cream and...I won't be doing that again.
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                  • Look Chang
                    Voyeur
                    • Sep 2010
                    • 3681

                    #10
                    Originally posted by shake
                    Women like to give excuses, get them lighter and she'll find another reason.
                    Probably

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                    • CurrentlySober
                      Too lazy to wipe my ass
                      • Aug 2002
                      • 38944

                      #11
                      Rub poo over both cock and balls so they are the same colour. Then, if she STILL wont perform oral, you know she is just looking for excuses.


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                      • Mickey_
                        • Nov 2005
                        • 4238

                        #12
                        Replace %PARTNER% in your script then run it again. Should solve the problem. You're the Captain, act like it!


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                        • CaptainHowdy
                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                          • Dec 2004
                          • 94021

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Mickey_
                          Replace %PARTNER% in your script then run it again. Should solve the problem. You're the Captain, act like it!
                          Guess that I'm feeble when it comes to blowjobs. I appreciate it .

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                          • CaptainHowdy
                            Too lazy to set a custom title
                            • Dec 2004
                            • 94021

                            #14
                            Originally posted by k0nr4d
                            On a similar topic, can anyone recommend a good electric razer for balls? or some other good way to shave them?

                            I tried using some hair removal cream and...I won't be doing that again.
                            I use a professional electric razor at the risk of becoming an eunuch ...

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                            • teg0
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2006
                              • 4204

                              #15
                              they are already super white, no need. plus ouch

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                              • CaptainHowdy
                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                • Dec 2004
                                • 94021

                                #16
                                Originally posted by teg0
                                they are already super white, no need. plus ouch
                                Lucky you ...

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