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lil2rich4u2 · 03-30-2003, 08:38 PM

What would you do with all that traffic?

I mean, to be capable of throwing a "measly" 4 mil uniques at a sponsor to "test" conversions, lol

Or to guarentee like 600k a day to top listings, im surprised thehun doesnt get more for it!

If choker had all his hits a one TGP, and he sold top spots, what would he be able to charge? What would the predicted amount traffic be?

I mean even if a sponsor is converting 1:10000, your sending them 5 million hits!!! LOL!!

These are some SICK numbers, and i only wish i had the problem of not knowing wtf to do with all this traffic, lol

What would you do with it all?

Dildozer · 03-30-2003, 08:40 PM

i would hotlink goatse.cx and gross out everyone
why?

eroswebmaster · 03-30-2003, 08:40 PM

Send it to FreeTicketCash

Juicy D. Links · 03-30-2003, 08:41 PM

Rich have you ever had your friend get you drunk and then they tried to slip their pinky in your ass?

candyflip · 03-30-2003, 08:41 PM

I'll let you know when I get there

LadyMischief · 03-30-2003, 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
What would you do with all that traffic?

I mean, to be capable of throwing a "measly" 4 mil uniques at a sponsor to "test" conversions, lol

Or to guarentee like 600k a day to top listings, im surprised thehun doesnt get more for it!

If choker had all his hits a one TGP, and he sold top spots, what would he be able to charge? What would the predicted amount traffic be?

I mean even if a sponsor is converting 1:10000, your sending them 5 million hits!!! LOL!!

These are some SICK numbers, and i only wish i had the problem of not knowing wtf to do with all this traffic, lol

What would you do with it all?

Probably make money with it, like I'm quite sure they are already.

lil2rich4u2 · 03-30-2003, 08:42 PM

hmmm

maybe id run a few of my sponsors on top links, then raise enough cash to build a SICK empire of paysites.

Then reserve the top 10 spots for my own site promotions.

selling spots 11-200 for like $500-$750 each or so.

damn what a dream! lol

lil2rich4u2 · 03-30-2003, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
Rich have you ever had your friend get you drunk and then they tried to slip their pinky in your ass?

that was you?

lil2rich4u2 · 03-30-2003, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
Send it to FreeTicketCash

shiiittt

imagine?

4 mil hits

5% CTR = 200k

1:9 = 22,220 signups

$22,000 per day!!

JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Juicy D. Links · 03-30-2003, 08:46 PM

Can a guido get a lap dance?

Thrawn$ · 03-30-2003, 08:47 PM

22 000$ for emails

impossible

LadyMischief · 03-30-2003, 08:48 PM

I guess my blatant statement of the obvious was too much for the masses :P

Juicy D. Links · 03-30-2003, 08:49 PM

I wonder how thick and meaty the hun's ding dong is?

LadyMischief · 03-30-2003, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks
I wonder how thick and meaty the hun's ding dong is?

I wonder how many of those couple thousand posts you've made are about your or someone else's cock? :P

nocostporn · 03-30-2003, 08:51 PM

I'm getting fuckin tired of this guy

LadyMischief · 03-30-2003, 08:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
I'm getting fuckin tired of this guy

There are several "guys" in this thread.. Which one would you be referring to, sir? :P

Juicy D. Links · 03-30-2003, 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
I'm getting fuckin tired of this guy

me ?

nocostporn · 03-30-2003, 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LadyMischief

There are several "guys" in this thread.. Which one would you be referring to, sir? :P

this goon thats starting all these dumbass threads...He had to "retire" 2 weeks ago because he couldn't pay his bills..We all gave him advice,well some people did,and he acted like a dick...But this is FAR worse,you're being too nice dude..Nobody is going to throw you a bone because you dangle from their nutsack ... If you question my theory,go look up the last ehhh 10 threads you've started and I'm sure the topics have some "big wig's" name in them...thread-"hey shemp"... "shemp is the man!" lol

I liked him better when he was a dickhead...that I can at least respect

nocostporn · 03-30-2003, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

me ?

nooo I love your thick guido wang

LadyMischief · 03-30-2003, 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn

this goon thats starting all these dumbass threads...He had to "retire" 2 weeks ago because he couldn't pay his bills..We all gave him advice,well some people did,and he acted like a dick...But this is FAR worse,you're being too nice dude..Nobody is going to throw you a bone because you dangle from their nutsack ... If you question my theory,go look up the last ehhh 10 threads you've started and I'm sure the topics have some "big wig's" name in them...thread-"hey shemp"... "shemp is the man!" lol

I liked him better when he was a dickhead...that I can at least respect

Hahahha yeah asskissing never made anyone popular. Thanks for clarifying though.. here I thought you were gonna say juicy...and if anything, he's just phallus-obsessed :P

Interlude · 03-30-2003, 09:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
I'm getting fuckin tired of this guy

More interesting than the fucking war posts.

nocostporn · 03-30-2003, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Interlude
More interesting than the fucking war posts.

yeah I'm fuckin sick of those guys too... BAN EVERYBODY!

slapass · 03-30-2003, 09:34 PM

I hope those 2 aren't the biggest as it is a little depressing to think the top dog, The Hun is only making 8 mil a year. I would think the paysites can blow that number away.

picindex · 03-30-2003, 09:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slapass
I hope those 2 aren't the biggest as it is a little depressing to think the top dog, The Hun is only making 8 mil a year. I would think the paysites can blow that number away.

Where did you get 8 mil a year?

lil2rich4u2 · 03-30-2003, 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn

this goon thats starting all these dumbass threads...He had to "retire" 2 weeks ago because he couldn't pay his bills..We all gave him advice,well some people did,and he acted like a dick...But this is FAR worse,you're being too nice dude..Nobody is going to throw you a bone because you dangle from their nutsack ... If you question my theory,go look up the last ehhh 10 threads you've started and I'm sure the topics have some "big wig's" name in them...thread-"hey shemp"... "shemp is the man!" lol

I liked him better when he was a dickhead...that I can at least respect

you fuckin nutsack ...

first off, i dont give two shits if you like me.

secondly, wtf are you talking about? I made a post asking shemp to get in touch with me, wtf is wrong with that? I see it done daily on here.

Yea alot of people gave me advice, I dont seem to recall any advice coming from you though? And BTW my financial situation has made a complete turnaround thanks to adivce i picked up from some of the people here, thats exactly why i chose not to leave this board.

nocostporn · 03-30-2003, 11:48 PM

fuck off kid...how much will it cost to make you my board whore? seriously

SR · 03-30-2003, 11:48 PM

What a rediculous question.

SR · 03-30-2003, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by slapass
I hope those 2 aren't the biggest as it is a little depressing to think the top dog, The Hun is only making 8 mil a year. I would think the paysites can blow that number away.

Maybe I'm not really awake yet and it was a joke.

lil2rich4u2 · 03-30-2003, 11:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by nocostporn
fuck off kid...how much will it cost to make you my board whore? seriously

KID???

you dont know me you slut!!

What, just because you fucking lurk around reading my threads gives you the right to throw insults like you got a pair?

And to think you got the fuckin NERVE to throw it in my face how others have helped me??

I dont remember seeing your name with any "advice" following it!

Kiss my white ass you fucking shizit and suck on my fuckin nugets.

Go back to lurking where you had more respect

DavePlays · 03-30-2003, 11:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

you fuckin nutsack ...

first off, i dont give two shits if you like me.

secondly, wtf are you talking about? I made a post asking shemp to get in touch with me, wtf is wrong with that? I see it done daily on here.

Yea alot of people gave me advice, I dont seem to recall any advice coming from you though? And BTW my financial situation has made a complete turnaround thanks to adivce i picked up from some of the people here, thats exactly why i chose not to leave this board.

I love the way you make friends.....

03-30-2003, 11:54 PM

I sense Spacedog behavior. Same desperate & repulsive traits, same lack of clue ... and .... there is something else I can't define in words.

Anyone with me on this one?

FlyingIguana · 03-30-2003, 11:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2
What would you do with all that traffic?

I mean, to be capable of throwing a "measly" 4 mil uniques at a sponsor to "test" conversions, lol

Or to guarentee like 600k a day to top listings, im surprised thehun doesnt get more for it!

If choker had all his hits a one TGP, and he sold top spots, what would he be able to charge? What would the predicted amount traffic be?

I mean even if a sponsor is converting 1:10000, your sending them 5 million hits!!! LOL!!

These are some SICK numbers, and i only wish i had the problem of not knowing wtf to do with all this traffic, lol

What would you do with it all?

i would give the traffic away to the poor

DavePlays · 03-30-2003, 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

KID???

you dont know me you slut!!

What, just because you fucking lurk around reading my threads gives you the right to throw insults like you got a pair?

And to think you got the fuckin NERVE to throw it in my face how others have helped me??

I dont remember seeing your name with any "advice" following it!

Kiss my white ass you fucking shizit and suck on my fuckin nugets.

Go back to lurking where you had more respect

I love the way you make friends.....

Lane · 03-30-2003, 11:55 PM

i would be doing almost exactly what they are right now.. thats how they got the traffic in the first place, and thats whats keeping it up there.

quiet · 03-30-2003, 11:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
I sense Spacedog behavior. Same desperate & repulsive traits, same lack of clue ... and .... there is something else I can't define in words.

Anyone with me on this one?

i've been saying this all along. very entertaining.

lil2rich4u2 · 03-30-2003, 11:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SR

Maybe I'm not really awake yet and it was a joke.

Not sure, doing some basic math im inclined to beleive it may actually be possible on a site like those.

Lets say your selling 30 spots at $500 per day a peice. Thats $5.4 mil a year just on sold spots.

to make up the remainder of the 8 mil, we need 74,000 signups at $35 each.

202 signups a day is needed.

Is that possible? Probably not. But it lets say we get a measly 50 signups a day, thats still $638k a year.

Total based on these figures would bring us to a whopping $6 mil a year.

If your capable of making $6 mil a year, im sure $8 mil a year is very possible, lol

lil2rich4u2 · 03-31-2003, 12:01 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DavePlays

I love the way you make friends.....

ahh damn your right.

Sorry man, thanks for pointing out my faliures and bringing out the worst in me in a somewhat entertaining thread.

I owe you one man, BTW maybe we can hang sometime? Id love to thank you in person.

Hit me up holmes!

ICQ - 175998FUCKYOU

lil2rich4u2 · 03-31-2003, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet

i've been saying this all along. very entertaining.

-edited-

ahh fuck it

03-31-2003, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

-edited-

ahh fuck it

w00f, here comes the w00f, ready or not...

SR · 03-31-2003, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

Not sure, doing some basic math im inclined to beleive it may actually be possible on a site like those.

Lets say your selling 30 spots at $500 per day a peice. Thats $5.4 mil a year just on sold spots.

to make up the remainder of the 8 mil, we need 74,000 signups at $35 each.

202 signups a day is needed.

Is that possible? Probably not. But it lets say we get a measly 50 signups a day, thats still $638k a year.

Total based on these figures would bring us to a whopping $6 mil a year.

If your capable of making $6 mil a year, im sure $8 mil a year is very possible, lol

he doesn't sell 30 spots
15 spots are for sale as far as I know.
top spot is 500/day so that's 15000 a month for spot one
2 to 5 spot is 300 a day $36000 a month
6 to 15 is 200/day 60000/month
110,000 a month. Than another 30K in bannerspots I guess
But he doesn't get that.... that's what cybercat gets. No idea what he gets.
It makes alot but no 8mil. Not even close.

DavePlays · 03-31-2003, 12:07 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

Not sure, doing some basic math im inclined to beleive it may actually be possible on a site like those.

It always cracks me up when you start off with "doing some basic math..."

It always gets funnier from there.....

Voodoo · 03-31-2003, 12:08 AM

Someone should register:
CHOKINGTHEHUN.COM

03-31-2003, 12:08 AM

-4-Lyfe

lil2rich4u2 · 03-31-2003, 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by SR

he doesn't sell 30 spots
15 spots are for sale as far as I know.
top spot is 500/day so that's 15000 a month for spot one
2 to 5 spot is 300 a day $36000 a month
6 to 15 is 200/day 60000/month
110,000 a month. Than another 30K in bannerspots I guess
But he doesn't get that.... that's what cybercat gets. No idea what he gets.
It makes alot but no 8mil. Not even close.

shit sorry man, i didnt realize the prices vary that much.

I always thought all the spots were $500, and didnt realize it was only 15 a day.

Thanks and i stand corrected.

SR · 03-31-2003, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Equinox
-4-Lyfe

nocostporn · 03-31-2003, 12:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lil2rich4u2

KID???

you dont know me you slut!!

What, just because you fucking lurk around reading my threads gives you the right to throw insults like you got a pair?

And to think you got the fuckin NERVE to throw it in my face how others have helped me??

I dont remember seeing your name with any "advice" following it!

Kiss my white ass you fucking shizit and suck on my fuckin nugets.

Go back to lurking where you had more respect

you should go see who stood up for your lame jewbie ass in your "retirement" thread... Then come back and suck my dick

I swear to fuckin god I'll buy you right now...How much for you to just be my yes man on this board?

NickB. · 03-31-2003, 01:16 AM

Thehun respects his traffic, with only offering them good paysites, why would he send massive to one sponsor? his banner spots are being sold easily, same with the top listed galleries!

thehun is just working very smart, long term business! And as far as I can tell his sponsors are very happy!

We sure are!

andi_germany · 03-31-2003, 02:53 AM

I would probaly img src the whitehouse.gov and other official websites from the US and Iraq to show where the real power is.

MetaMan · 03-31-2003, 02:55 AM

i would just be so dam happy id buy myself some pretty underwear silly!

Tuga · 03-31-2003, 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DavePlays

It always cracks me up when you start off with "doing some basic math..."

It always gets funnier from there.....

03-30-2003, 08:38 PM	#1
lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	If You Were Thehun or Choker ......... What would you do with all that traffic? I mean, to be capable of throwing a "measly" 4 mil uniques at a sponsor to "test" conversions, lol Or to guarentee like 600k a day to top listings, im surprised thehun doesnt get more for it! If choker had all his hits a one TGP, and he sold top spots, what would he be able to charge? What would the predicted amount traffic be? I mean even if a sponsor is converting 1:10000, your sending them 5 million hits!!! LOL!! These are some SICK numbers, and i only wish i had the problem of not knowing wtf to do with all this traffic, lol What would you do with it all?

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lil2rich4u2 ICQ: 175171926 Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: New York, NY Posts: 11,046	hmmm maybe id run a few of my sponsors on top links, then raise enough cash to build a SICK empire of paysites. Then reserve the top 10 spots for my own site promotions. selling spots 11-200 for like $500-$750 each or so. damn what a dream! lol

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	I wonder how thick and meaty the hun's ding dong is?

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03-30-2003, 11:54 PM	#31
X37375787 Guest Posts: n/a	I sense Spacedog behavior. Same desperate & repulsive traits, same lack of clue ... and .... there is something else I can't define in words. Anyone with me on this one?

03-30-2003, 11:55 PM	#34
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NickB. Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Posts: 8,855	Thehun respects his traffic, with only offering them good paysites, why would he send massive to one sponsor? his banner spots are being sold easily, same with the top listed galleries! thehun is just working very smart, long term business! And as far as I can tell his sponsors are very happy! We sure are!

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