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A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving.
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Old 07-26-2016, 06:16 PM   #1
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A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving.
The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says :

"Holy shit, you're so drunk, you can't even walk!"

The drunk says "No shit, that's why I took my car!"
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Old 07-26-2016, 06:20 PM   #2
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This joke fell on the asphalt.
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Old 07-26-2016, 07:20 PM   #3
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This joke fell on the asphalt.
Don't discourage him. I like these better than 9/11 lizard people threads
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Old 07-26-2016, 07:22 PM   #4
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Don't discourage him. I like these better than 9/11 lizard people threads
Yes, I was trying to change direction
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Old 07-26-2016, 11:33 PM   #5
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moar......
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Old 07-27-2016, 12:23 AM   #6
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this joke must be a conspiracy
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Old 07-27-2016, 02:50 AM   #7
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We need more jokers on GFY.
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Old 07-27-2016, 03:31 AM   #8
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I have better one:
A cop pulls a car and ask for driver license, and man inside says:
"man, i dont know where i am, let alone where is my driver license".
And cop ask then , "do you know who i am? ".
Man inside says , "bro that's crazy, i dont know where i am, you dont know who are you"
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Old 07-27-2016, 07:05 AM   #9
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Lol...keep them coming.
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Old 07-27-2016, 07:26 AM   #10
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not bad
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