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FetishTemptress · 03-30-2003, 10:03 AM

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee .

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out
to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer
than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for
pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

FT**

haggard · 03-30-2003, 10:07 AM

that's some good knowledge right there. thanx for sharing!

fnet · 03-30-2003, 10:09 AM

Some of these statements are misleading interpretations of facts.

AdultNex · 03-30-2003, 10:13 AM

Good facts, and funny comments.

quiet · 03-30-2003, 10:14 AM

i'm left-handed.

stocktrader23 · 03-30-2003, 10:14 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fnet
Some of these statements are misleading interpretations of facts.

Who cares.

<img src="http://www.bodyfuck.com/stfu.jpg">

stocktrader23 · 03-30-2003, 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by quiet
i'm left-handed.

I'm ambidextrous. Hate to live several years less cause of it though.

adamneve · 03-30-2003, 10:16 AM

Hmmmmmmmmm ......

xdcdave · 03-30-2003, 10:17 AM

MikeEP · 03-30-2003, 10:18 AM

I'm left handed myself. Hope the statement isn't true.

benthompson · 03-30-2003, 10:19 AM

Hmmmmmmmmm

Trolleater · 03-30-2003, 10:19 AM

turns out I'm a pig....oink-oink!

quiet · 03-30-2003, 10:21 AM

i just read up on the left-handed thing. seems that the reason life expectancy for lefties is lower, is because many switch to being right-handed before reaching old age - throwing the stats out of wack...

fnet · 03-30-2003, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by stocktrader23

Who cares. (stupid image)

Did I offend your... I dunno, <i>chivalry</i>?

Your primatology is a little off there bubba.

Gemini · 03-30-2003, 10:30 AM

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue...

Pair that with skill and you know why I dumped a 12 year marriage for this old man.

03-30-2003, 11:49 AM

awesome

Thanx!

stanton · 03-30-2003, 11:53 AM

HHHHHmmmmmmmmm............

03-30-2003, 10:03 AM	#1
FetishTemptress Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: New York Posts: 1,239	Something to make you go Hmmmmmmmmm If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee . (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!) The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!) A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.) A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.) Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.) The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes... lucky pig... can you imagine??) The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue. (Hmmmmmm........) Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a good thing....) A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.) Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.) Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.) Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) FT**

03-30-2003, 10:07 AM	#2
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quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	i'm left-handed.

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MikeEP Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 464	I'm left handed myself. Hope the statement isn't true.

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benthompson Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 553	Hmmmmmmmmm __________________ No signature.. I am bored of the signatures aswell..

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Trolleater Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 1,441	turns out I'm a pig....oink-oink!

03-30-2003, 10:21 AM	#13
quiet we'll miss you our friend. RIP Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Fernie, BC Posts: 25,115	i just read up on the left-handed thing. seems that the reason life expectancy for lefties is lower, is because many switch to being right-handed before reaching old age - throwing the stats out of wack...

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