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Krome · 03-30-2003, 09:59 AM

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists ? two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
?We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.? The first man said.?You can?t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,?

The agent replies, ?Then you?re not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. ?I tried, but I can?t kill my wife.? The agent replies, ?You don?t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.?

Finally, it was the woman?s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, ?You guys didn?t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.?

kelly · 03-30-2003, 10:02 AM

An oldie but an absolute classic

Krome · 03-30-2003, 10:04 AM

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Originally posted by kelly
An oldie but an absolute classic

I just read it from www.jokes.com and I am laughing my balls off.....

Loch · 03-30-2003, 10:19 AM

HAHAH

, good one.

benthompson · 03-30-2003, 10:28 AM

hehe..It is an old one but still makes me laugh

03-30-2003, 09:59 AM	#1
Krome Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London - UK Posts: 2,851	Female Violence The CIA had an opening for an assassin. The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists ? two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. ?We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.? The first man said.?You can?t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,? The agent replies, ?Then you?re not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. ?I tried, but I can?t kill my wife.? The agent replies, ?You don?t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.? Finally, it was the woman?s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, ?You guys didn?t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.?

03-30-2003, 10:02 AM	#2
kelly Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: UK Posts: 901	An oldie but an absolute classic __________________ http://www.thehungersite.com

03-30-2003, 10:19 AM	#4
Loch Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 7,674	HAHAH , good one. __________________ Contact us for Beta store access (4000 HD/SD productions) - Editing - Encoding/Post production ICQ - 277 862 930 E-mail casper /@/ cool-content.com

03-30-2003, 10:28 AM	#5
benthompson Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 553	hehe..It is an old one but still makes me laugh __________________ No signature.. I am bored of the signatures aswell..