Good Read: 'New York's 50 MOST LOATHESOME PEOPLE' - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 03-29-2003, 08:41 PM

Read it the full list here

Nobody can carve people up like a New Yawk City writer. Masters of pissing in print. I copy n pasted some highlights about people most people know, others are more New York centric folk.

NY Press' 50 Most Loathsome New Yorkers

3 Michael Moore, Filmmaker/Activist

Slagging on this pandering blowhard is nothing new?especially not in these pages?but he makes it so easy. In the despicable Bowling for Columbine, the lumbering behemoth makes fun of working-class whites in order to make over-educated whites feel better about themselves. His arguments against gun control are simplistic, weak and mired in the cloying stink of self-service, which smells suspiciously like a fat man?s crack.

4 Ann Coulter, Pundit

Yes, she does live here. What a depressing age we live in, when a horse-faced Tri-Delt who spends her days hurling genocidal threats at foreigners and liberals?whose best come-hither look promises jackboots, pepper gas and the switch?can somehow be considered a sex symbol. What?s next? Vlad the Impaler Beanie Babies?

23 Harvey Weinstein, Producer

A boorish film-industry mixture of Al Goldstein, Laurent Kabila and Adolf Hitler, the space-devouring Miramax creature has earned a reputation from Paris to the Punjab as perhaps the worst-behaved party guest in the history of the human race.

32 Brian Williams, NBC Anchorman

At least Tom Brokaw was able to ejaculate up a handsome revisionist coffee table paean like The Greatest Generation. His soon-to-be replacement at NBC Nightly News, however, can?t even draw inside the lines. Brings the nobody-home news anchor to the country?s oldest network and lowers the bar to the ankles for the upcoming Dumbest Generation.

40 Carson Daly, Television Host

It wasn?t funny when a Saturday Night Live sketch began with a cast member saying, "Hello, I?m Carson Daly, and I?m a massive tool"?mainly because it?s easy to imagine Daly gladly stepping in to deliver the same line. It?s one thing to be cagey and self-deprecating; it?s another to embrace your complete vapidity. On his NBC late-nighter, the happy host cringes whenever an interview or musical performance verges on an interesting moment. Daly must be sincere, too, or else he would have learned something from Jenny McCarthy?s career path.

Brujah · 03-29-2003, 09:33 PM

I liked:

Nas and Jay-Z, Rappers
These endlessly feuding rappers should be merged to form one, giant, illiterate organism called Notorious S.U.C.K. Either that, or they should stop pretending and jump into bed together already. In a naked attempt to recapture the marketing magic of the Tupac-Biggie war?only minus the crowd-pleasing deaths of the principals?the two lackluster rappers spent years trading various asinine threats and insults, culminating in Jay-Z?s inspired crack about leaving "condoms in tha baby seat" and Nas? passionate cry, "How could Nas be garbage? Semi-autos at your cartilege" [sic]. It was lame if it was all an act. It was even lamer if they were serious.

Cocaine, Drug
Blow comes in and out of fashion on a cycle that only New York magazine editors seem to understand. We?ve nothing against drugs, but the default powder of stockbrokers and dickwads is a pussy?s opt, a boring drug for recreational badasses. Respectable drugs make you feel good about the good parts of life?or at least help you forget the bad parts for a spell. Coke pumps you with false bravado and fake, short-lived fun. And though there?s nothing more satisfying than beating the shit out of an arrogant cokehead who thought himself invincible, we?d just as soon see New York City realize its destiny as a speed town.

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03-29-2003, 08:41 PM	#1
Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	Good Read: 'New York's 50 MOST LOATHSOME PEOPLE' Read it the full list here Nobody can carve people up like a New Yawk City writer. Masters of pissing in print. I copy n pasted some highlights about people most people know, others are more New York centric folk. NY Press' 50 Most Loathsome New Yorkers 3 Michael Moore, Filmmaker/Activist Slagging on this pandering blowhard is nothing new?especially not in these pages?but he makes it so easy. In the despicable Bowling for Columbine, the lumbering behemoth makes fun of working-class whites in order to make over-educated whites feel better about themselves. His arguments against gun control are simplistic, weak and mired in the cloying stink of self-service, which smells suspiciously like a fat man?s crack. 4 Ann Coulter, Pundit Yes, she does live here. What a depressing age we live in, when a horse-faced Tri-Delt who spends her days hurling genocidal threats at foreigners and liberals?whose best come-hither look promises jackboots, pepper gas and the switch?can somehow be considered a sex symbol. What?s next? Vlad the Impaler Beanie Babies? 23 Harvey Weinstein, Producer A boorish film-industry mixture of Al Goldstein, Laurent Kabila and Adolf Hitler, the space-devouring Miramax creature has earned a reputation from Paris to the Punjab as perhaps the worst-behaved party guest in the history of the human race. 32 Brian Williams, NBC Anchorman At least Tom Brokaw was able to ejaculate up a handsome revisionist coffee table paean like The Greatest Generation. His soon-to-be replacement at NBC Nightly News, however, can?t even draw inside the lines. Brings the nobody-home news anchor to the country?s oldest network and lowers the bar to the ankles for the upcoming Dumbest Generation. 40 Carson Daly, Television Host It wasn?t funny when a Saturday Night Live sketch began with a cast member saying, "Hello, I?m Carson Daly, and I?m a massive tool"?mainly because it?s easy to imagine Daly gladly stepping in to deliver the same line. It?s one thing to be cagey and self-deprecating; it?s another to embrace your complete vapidity. On his NBC late-nighter, the happy host cringes whenever an interview or musical performance verges on an interesting moment. Daly must be sincere, too, or else he would have learned something from Jenny McCarthy?s career path. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

03-29-2003, 09:33 PM	#2
Brujah Beer Money Baron Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: brujah / gmail Posts: 22,157	I liked: Nas and Jay-Z, Rappers These endlessly feuding rappers should be merged to form one, giant, illiterate organism called Notorious S.U.C.K. Either that, or they should stop pretending and jump into bed together already. In a naked attempt to recapture the marketing magic of the Tupac-Biggie war?only minus the crowd-pleasing deaths of the principals?the two lackluster rappers spent years trading various asinine threats and insults, culminating in Jay-Z?s inspired crack about leaving "condoms in tha baby seat" and Nas? passionate cry, "How could Nas be garbage? Semi-autos at your cartilege" [sic]. It was lame if it was all an act. It was even lamer if they were serious. Cocaine, Drug Blow comes in and out of fashion on a cycle that only New York magazine editors seem to understand. We?ve nothing against drugs, but the default powder of stockbrokers and dickwads is a pussy?s opt, a boring drug for recreational badasses. Respectable drugs make you feel good about the good parts of life?or at least help you forget the bad parts for a spell. Coke pumps you with false bravado and fake, short-lived fun. And though there?s nothing more satisfying than beating the shit out of an arrogant cokehead who thought himself invincible, we?d just as soon see New York City realize its destiny as a speed town. And of course http://www.nypress.com/static/class_...=6000&acheck=y __________________ Free Premium Domain Lists and Tools at Clickmojo.com For Sale: Obscenity.com