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Last night I had my first experience with a hooker...
When I got home from work last night I was pretty stressed out from all the overtime I've been putting in and needed a way to relax. Smoking was never my thing, I always hated the smell that became engrained into my skin and clothing. Ick. It suddenly struck me that I had just bought a nice bottle of wine the other night at the market. I was hoping to enjoy it with that special someone, but my girlfriend of 3 years was out of town visiting a friend from college.
While sipping and tasting my wine, I continued to flip through the latest edition of Sports Illustrated while casually glancing up at the TV every now and then. I've learned to ignore the cheesy commercials over the years, but once in a while an ad will grab my attention and pull me away from my magazine. It was getting pretty late, the risque commercials starring sexy women prancing around in their lacy panties and bra had just started to play. I could feel my sex deprived dick rise as the busty blonde leaned towards the TV camera in a way that let you reach out and grab those large and firm breasts. God I missed my girlfriend. I needed to feel her soft yet powerful lips wrapping around my cock while making circular motions with her tongue around the head of my penis. The more I thought about Carla, the more I couldn't handle the pressure. Of all weeks to visit her friends, why did she have to leave at the time I needed her most? The pressure on my dick from the pressure against my pants was almost unbearable. I needed to stand up and walk around, hopefully that would help. I finally started to lose the erection and relax once again. I slid down into the recliner and began flipping through the channels. An interesting commercial came on, it was for a some local dating service called Hot Local Excorts. The commercial showed some cute college girls in skimpy bikinis kissing and hanging on their new found boyfriends. I had absolutely no desire to leave my girlfriend, but this dating service sparked my interest nonetheless. I picked up the phone and punched in the 900 number, only to be greeted by a woman with a very seductive voise. Her smooth tones and purring whispers were very erotic, I could start to feel my dick tingle and become stiff again. I tried to brush off the bulge in my pants and began asking her questions about Hot Local Escorts. She sounded very surprised when I wanted to know if any lasting relationships have been created from the couples they've created. But she did assure me that many interesting and strong relationships had formed. She started talking about dropping by my place after she was off work, just to have a few drinks. I was pretty bored sitting at home alone all night, so I invited her over for a short night cap. After 15 minutes I heard a slight knock on my door, she must have taken off work early. As I opened the door I couldn't believe how incredibly sexy she was. Slender legs that seemed to go on forever in her short black mini skirt and open toed high heels, her toned stomach was sporting a hoop in her belly button, the tits on this girl were absolutely incredible... perfectly round, you could almost see her nipples poking out through her tight white shirt. And her smile... her smile was incredible. Bright white teeth shining from ear to ear. It had already been a long night without my girlfriend around to relieve my sexual tensions, but staring at a sex goddess like this was almost too much. I really couldn't take it anymore, I needed sex and I needed it now. I wasn't quite sure how to propose my dilemma to her, but I somehow found the courage to request a night of passion with the sexy being before my eyes. My cheek wasn't smacked, but licked in a manner that answered my question almost instantly. She whispered very softly into my ear that it would only cost me $200 for the night... I was a little stunned, as I had never paid for sex before. I could only hope it would be as good as my friends had told me. -- Sorry guys I have to run to the store. I'll finish telling you about my midnight romp when I return.
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03-25-2003, 11:16 PM
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03-25-2003, 11:25 PM
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$200 for a night is dirt cheap
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03-25-2003, 11:27 PM
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Don't do it! That's a maaan bay-beeeee!!!!
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03-25-2003, 11:27 PM
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You buying some heavy duty dick hole wash? Do you have hot sauce in your dickhole?
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03-25-2003, 11:28 PM
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I'll promote her site
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03-25-2003, 11:29 PM
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I need a beer
 
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 Great story..can I copy and paste that in my story section and say it was me? j/k
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03-25-2003, 11:30 PM
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$200 for the night!!!!!
was it a toothless midget?
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03-25-2003, 11:30 PM
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....will part II be from jail? Stay tuned!
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03-25-2003, 11:30 PM
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Fucked if I know
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Damn. You do any story content writing?
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03-25-2003, 11:32 PM
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i was pimping that hoe.....$fool$
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03-25-2003, 11:38 PM
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TRANNY!!!!!
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03-25-2003, 11:40 PM
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03-25-2003, 11:41 PM
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we'll miss you our friend. RIP
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tranny trick...
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03-25-2003, 11:42 PM
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Doesnt Penthouse Letters get pissed when people copy and paste their letters lol.
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03-25-2003, 11:43 PM
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Chaffer said it hurt
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Let's do some business.
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03-25-2003, 11:46 PM
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hahahahahahahahaha
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03-25-2003, 11:46 PM
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hahahahahahahahaha
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03-25-2003, 11:47 PM
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03-25-2003, 11:50 PM
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hurry up and get back
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03-26-2003, 12:16 AM
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Sly, I'm gonna be starting a story site soon...I'd love to have your stuff on there! ICQ me or e-mail at liz [at] fetishdyke.net
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03-26-2003, 12:29 AM
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Look at all these new major revenue streams coming out of the woodwork for you
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03-26-2003, 12:32 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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I didnt read past the second paragraph but looks like something copied from penthouse magazine.
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03-26-2003, 12:48 AM
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what's on page 56 of SI this month? that'll get ya!
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03-26-2003, 04:11 AM
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My hands were shaking in excitement, my cheek still wet from her kiss. I offered her a glass of wine. She willfully accepted.As she sipped her wine I was intoxicated by her lips, drunk with desire for her. I knew I must have her,I never felt so aroused in my life. It felt like I was reliving my first sexual experience. I only hoped that I could live with myself if I strayed. My precious Carla, I do love her so.Surely every man was entitled to stray once I told myself. She should't have left me this weekend I justified. I could no longer hide my throbbing desire for my my new found mistress. The sheet's we soaked in a sea of wetness,I explored every inch of her delicious body.She was perfect, her tit's made of silk so firm,nipples so erect..I couldn't take it any longer. I was mad with desire.I plunged deep, deep inside her moist perfect pussy. I could think of nothing else but fulfilling my every fantasy with my new found sex goddess. I screamed a euphoric pleasure. As we laid tangled in desire I heard a faint noise outside. Just a neighbor I thought as I gazed at her her perfectly round ass glistening as the moonlight creept through the window..Then i heard it again, someone was in the house.It can't be, I am just paranoid I said to myself. Wait,someone is calling my name, my GOD, Carla is home! The next morning I woke groggy my eyes struggled to open.It was all just a bad dream I said to myself, thank god. As I focused my eyes something was strangely different however. This wasn't my room at all. My god I was in a hospital!Your ok son the dr said with his authoritive voice. You have been through quite a trauma. We managed to surgically re-attach it after four hours of surgery. Your girlfriend Carla was quite the ginsu.With luck you may be able to regain partial use of it again. Moral of the story.. Don't fuck around! |
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03-26-2003, 04:13 AM
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I still want to hear the real ending though
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03-26-2003, 04:35 AM
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03-26-2003, 04:45 AM
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start a story plugin...
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03-26-2003, 05:09 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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The only decent whore I ever had was in Krakow, Poland in December 2002... some hot Ukranian chick.
US$25/hr I went back three night in a row. Worth every fucking cent. |
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03-26-2003, 07:23 AM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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eastern european girls are very ok usually
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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Sly's the story making bitch.....back off whores!
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03-26-2003, 08:13 AM
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LIVING LA VITA LOCA
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03-26-2003, 09:07 AM
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OK, SCREW IT..I WANTED THE END OF THE STORY. it's late,I waited all night, I'll take a stab the ending(readers digest version)Pardon any type os....
My hands were shaking in excitement, my cheek still wet from her kiss. I offered her a glass of wine. She willfully accepted.As she sipped her wine I was intoxicated by her lips, drunk with desire for her |
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03-26-2003, 09:58 AM
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Haha!
Sorry guys. Ended up watching Fight Club last night instead of finishing. I'll have something up later today... Tala and Liz, I'll contact you later as well.
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03-26-2003, 10:00 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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He's booked to write about his first gay experience at the next internext too, I got some friends who will help him out in that regard
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SLY_RJ finish the dam story..lol..Was my version below even close??, haha..I doubt it.....
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Sly_RJ,
Where is your ending of the story? He is sitting in the hospital after Carla chopped off his good's in my version. We need to see the real outcome! Get to work! |
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03-28-2003, 03:01 PM
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Ive been waiting all week for you to finish this one..
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03-28-2003, 03:10 PM
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200 dollars and some crabs. Not bad!
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