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Old 06-16-2016, 01:25 PM   #1
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This is pretty funny....

Man sends woman an unsolicited d*ck pic, woman has brilliant response | Student Money Saver

After a woman left a positive review for the restaurant The Good Food Place, the most she expected in response was a quick "I agree" or "I disagree with this review".

But this being the internet, it wasn't long before a horrendous person sent her a d*ck pic.

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"Samantha Mawdsley" posted a review which read "amazing food and the staff is so friendly! Definitely recommend!"

First she became aware of the penis picture, she received a notification saying she had a reply to her post. Someone had messaged her about her short review.

"Why would someone want to contact me in private about this?" she wondered. "What could they possibly want to say in private that they can't say publicly?"

When she checked her messages she received the messages "hey" followed by a picture of the man's penis, followed by "you have pretty eyes".

Bombardment

Fortunately, Samantha knew just how to respond to the unsolicited dick-pic. For the next one hour twenty minutes, she sent him a barrage of unsolicited dick-pics to see how he liked it. Which as it turned out, wasn't a whole lot.
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Old 06-16-2016, 09:11 PM   #2
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lol this got me
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Old 06-16-2016, 09:21 PM   #3
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FML that's so 10 years ago. Current gen girls don't give a fuck and aren't "edgy" "martyrs" by overreacting to a free complementary dick
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Old 06-16-2016, 11:43 PM   #4
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^^^not about martyrdom. assuming this is real, funny as fuck
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