fiddy


:glugglug

thought you were gonna outsmart me though huh....


didn't work out that way though did it huh....



:glugglug

stupid newbie crash course:

(1) which digital camera should i buy to shoot my 'friend'?

(2) ready to do photoshoot with girl

(3) failure

(4) time to cry like the little bitch i am

a guy named amputateyourhead sounds like a winner to me. :glugglug

:1orglaugh

BUSTED!

quiet? I know i posted ALL of that, are you trying to embarress me or something? :glugglug

Im so sad my porn career didn't take off. I dont think i'll be accepted now in this world. I hear of all these successful porn peddlers bragging in coffee shops about there success:1orglaugh

Yea i was busted you all seen the posts that I POSTED HERE, wtf?

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yea thanks for telling me i failed when i fuck my friend all the time for free and you pay for your sex. I bought a digital camera for when i go back home in the summer to wildwood nj. Yeah i lost big time:1orglaugh

I never noticed you before today. Call me crazy.

:glugglug

lil50cents, if you were actually making money in the mainstream biz, you'd have money to blow to start your porn biz. Not only are you a failure in both, but you're wasting your time with retarded comeback against people way out of your class.

This is funny

So you ARE in private school. See, I knew your mom was good people.

WAy out of my class is right:1orglaugh Fuckin porn peddlers have no class I do. Obviously porn peddlers are not accepted in the real world thats why they have to live in seclusion. They stay in all day, and go out and spend there dirty money. When people ask what do you do you have to make something up so you dont sound like perverts that you are because people would laugh in your face.

LIL50CENT...The backstreet boys sell lots of albums to 15 year olds too, so they must be good right? "it's your birthday...gonn party like its your birthday" WORST LINE EVER...wasnt Will Smith saying shit like that 10 years ago?

Threads like this make GFY larger than life experience.:1orglaugh

this is my favorite part.

:glugglug

Classic case of trying to rationalize failure....

Wiggers get laughet at, not pornographers. Get your facts straight.

Hello?
Didn't you just TRY AND FAILED to be a smut peddler?
fuckin loser :1orglaugh

I'd rather be a porn peddler than still be nursing off my momma's titties at age 15.

You better stop that shit! Momma can't work the corner if her tits aren't perky.

:glugglug

Preach on brother.

i used to be a cook at Stuckys

WTF...I thought pimpin was cool in hip-hop culture?? Fuck that we are living what those rappers are talkin about but we never get shot or thrown in jail.

:1orglaugh

yea just like Jay-z made 22million in 2002 you making that i think not?

Gman you like that smilie of drinking a bottle you are a fuckin baby drink up

If i was a wigger they are much more accepted then a fuckin porn peddler. At least wiggers are out socializing with the girls. While your posting ads in newspapers waiting at home for the whores to call so you can exploit them.

Oh and to the fucker who said something about the song In Da Club by 50cent do you listen to anything but the radio? Also had to push his album release quicker because of massive bootleggers. Damn i guess i better go listen to some music that 2 people listen to that should be some HOT shit!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh "Go newbie it your birthday" man that line is just embarrassing...I dont care if its one song...hurtin

Holy shit, you're fuckin hilarious!! They should CLONE you and distribute you in every box of Fruity Pebbles.

:thumbsup

Thats why girls go crazy in the club when they hear that and grind all over you. But you wouldnt know because your fake id wouldnt get you in:1orglaugh

ill50cent = Manny The Freak??

It would make sense.

:glugglug

gman still eating fruity pebbles? I was thinking more of you as a luckycharms fag boy:1orglaugh

You listen to whatever crap Eminem feeds you, and yet you blame OTHERS of being underage? Priceless.

grunge:1orglaugh how long did that phase last:ak47:

Thank you. Can you post step two? :glugglug

Jer

Let's see about your nickname in 6 months.

Blah.

MC Hammer. The greatest rapper ever.

If not for the $15 Tiny classified ad I placed I would not be making $80,000 a week from my bedroom right now

good news for you: McDonalds is hiring...

LOL, now THAT"S some funny shit! LOL
It doesn't get much softer/homo than that:thumbsup

Gotta love any thread where somebody makes themself look stupid to start, is too dumb to realise it and continues to dig the hole deeper and deeper.

9/10 for entertainment value. Also gotta love teen newbies who think they have a clue be it in this business or life generally :1orglaugh

damn it - I take a night off and i miss out on a thread like this............

mental note - NEVER TAKE A NIGHT OFF AGAIN........

Return on investment is the measure of financial intelligence. Making 30 cents on $1 invested is just as impressive as making one million on 3 million invested...

i'd just like to point something out. 50cent does well because he's a project of dr. dre and supplemented by eminem.

his music isn't that lovely, he wouldn't do well without that. anyone on dre's list is overnight fame.

Im back:Graucho

Is that all you faggotts have to say is stupid shit like, im a teen, McDonalds is hiring? Man they sound like comments from grade school. Thanks for all your words of wisdom coming from people who push porn:1orglaugh

How fuckin hard is it to sell porn, it fuckin sells itself.

Hot ass girls-Traffic-Money

Try working in the mainstream where you actually have to be a salesman.

You dont see commercials of Playboy saying buy this magazine its hot. Guys just see it and buy it. You dont see somebody on those girls gone wild commercials saying please buy this. Guys see half naked girls on tv so they call up and order. It takes no brains at all to sell porn.

Porn is for people with no ambition,drive, or social skills. You guys think your site layout makes your money,lol, your traffic does not the way your site looks. I dont go to a porn site and say oooohh wow this site has cool buttons let me wip out my credit card now:1orglaugh Ohh what a cool logo let me sign up, all people care about is a professional look with easy layout with hot girls. This isn't a science its for grade schoolers. The only way you fuckers make any money is off of rebills for people who forget to cancel there membership after the trial ends. Nice way to do business, your pretty much cheating the customer and living off of there mistake. The whole business is shady, you make real small footers about how your card will be rebilled every month. You gotta make it soo small so the buyer can barely see it. Definitley shady:321GFY

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh pics?!

this thread blows my mind.

\

and my cock!

http://hisxpress.com/media/byron_longs_gay_lust.jpg

LOL :thumbsup

True story:
I started my site(s) hosting them on an old pentium 133 with a 4 gig drive running bsd on a CABLE modem line......

And shot content using a Hi8 vid camera (including still shots) that costed me $100

And shot my girlfriend to get started ;-)

So yeah, i started with next to nothing.

And now look:
<img src="http://www.nebraskacoeds.com/gfy/stats.jpg">

and yet you still failed?

wow...