Have you ever punched/kicked a midget??

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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94744
    #1

    Have you ever punched/kicked a midget??

    While strolling around I saw a middle-aged midget carrying a of wooden box with some vegetables in it. The weird thing is, that as soon as I laid eyes on him, I felt an atavistic urge to kick him. Of course my rationale stopped me from doing so.

    Is there a long standing feud with little people that I don't know of?
    Tags: atavistic, kick, midget, rationale, stopped
    • Spunky
      I need a beer
      • Jun 2002
      • 133986
      #2
      I've always wanted to bone one. A female one

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        • Rochard
          Jägermeister Test Pilot
          • Dec 2001
          • 75733
          #3
          I have never abused a midget. I have gone swimming with one naked in Mexico, however.
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            • Choopa Phil
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              • Apr 2009
              • 3965
              #4
              I date one, but she's not really a midget...well legally she is...4'8
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                • TheDynasty
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                  • Apr 2016
                  • 5882
                  #5
                  Felt like pushing one over before .... lol
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                    • mchol
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                      • May 2014
                      • 156
                      #6
                      I seen one with the !BIGGEST! ass. She works in Goodwill thrift.

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                        • NatalieK
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                          • Apr 2010
                          • 20123
                          #7
                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                          I felt an atavistic urge to kick him. Of course my rationale stopped me from doing so.
                          you had the urge


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                            • OneHungLo
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • May 2001
                              • 40906
                              #8

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                                • CaptainHowdy
                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                  • Dec 2004
                                  • 94744
                                  #9

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                                    • yuu.design
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                                      • Mar 2006
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                                      #10
                                      not yet, but it's in my to-do list before to die
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                                        • CaptainHowdy
                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                          • Dec 2004
                                          • 94744
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by yuu
                                          not yet, but it's in my to-do list before to die
                                          Vamooooo' yuuu!

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                                            • SekobA
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                                              • Oct 2008
                                              • 12174
                                              #12
                                              Im out of contacts with midget

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                                                • Hannes
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                                                  • May 2016
                                                  • 1594
                                                  #13
                                                  never really felt the urge to kick a midget, but I've always wanted to ave sex with one
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                                                    • SIK
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                                                      • Dec 2006
                                                      • 1497
                                                      #14
                                                      one midget sneezed in my presence and scared the crap out of me (hard to explain how unnaturally loud and resonant that sneeze was)

                                                      wanted to kick him out as soon as I gathered my senses but kinda felt it would be frowned upon
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                                                        • MK Ultra
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                                                          • Jun 2007
                                                          • 879
                                                          #15
                                                          Does tossing a dwarf count?




                                                          Anyway back to the movie

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                                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                              • 94744
                                                              #16
                                                              Originally posted by SIK
                                                              one midget sneezed in my presence and scared the crap out of me (hard to explain how unnaturally loud and resonant that sneeze was)

                                                              wanted to kick him out as soon as I gathered my senses but kinda felt it would be frowned upon
                                                              ...

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                                                                    • clickity click
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                                                                      • Aug 2014
                                                                      • 3682
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                      While strolling around I saw a middle-aged midget carrying a of wooden box with some vegetables in it. The weird thing is, that as soon as I laid eyes on him, I felt an atavistic urge to kick him. Of course my rationale stopped me from doing so.

                                                                      Is there a long standing feud with little people that I don't know of?
                                                                      CH the atavistic urge you speak of is as old as the God's themselves.
                                                                      Legend has it that Leynold de Cruitet was born a little person but prayed to the gods and they granted his wish for height.
                                                                      Unfortunately Leynold wasn't a nice guy and although he was no longer midget he felt an irrisitible urge to kick midgets when he saw them.

                                                                      Legend has it that has now passed onto all the big people.

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