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extortion, theft (digital and actual), running fake charities, conspiracy for kidnapping

How about the good things?! Not so interesting, I guess.

Overstayed my Visa in the US

Today I stared at a girl's ass for like 20 minutes while she was walking in front of me. Not sure if that is illegal or just politically incorrect, but it was definitely worth it.

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20930606)

Overstayed my Visa in the US

Did they send an ICE team after you?

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Originally Posted by crucifissio (Post 20930099)

You can go to china or india right now and do what I did. Find a lab that makes powders, have the powders pressed in to pills and coated...Front to random guys, everybody wants free shit. Send them say 5 tabs for test. You will not hear again from 3/4 of them but the 1/4 will want more...Front them 500-1000 tabs for sale....Half will fuck you over, half wont. Front more to those that pay for the previous batch....Start advertising and taking $$$ from customers in the USA and have your US domestic drop shippers fulfill the orders, pay them in goods if you can....They will have their own local clients and not exchanging money back and forth with you them keeps them safe....Viagra is easier to move than cocaine IMO...Educate them on proper US domestic sending techniques and procedures, expect half to fuck you over eventually....But the profit margin is so steep you literally need 3-4 guys sending for you and you are set. For receiving money you should get idiots to pick up the money by western union, never pick up the money yourself, give them a cut and never put them in temptation by giving them too much to pick up at once. Never have shit in your house ever....Never work or log in from your home computer ever. Getting busted is a choice it is not up to luck at all.

If you are really really baller you can import raw powders to the USA and press in to pills US domestic but this would take me like 3 pages to explain from the proper way to acquire medical equipment under the radar to getting raw materials to press the pill with and coat it to stop oxidation or making it in liquid form and selling in vials. 1kg raw powder is 20.000 x 50mg this is an easy 40K$ US domestic @2$/pill....You sell them as 100mg pills of course nobody will notice the difference between 50 and 100mg :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Its amazing how much pills americans pop...no other country in the world is so medicated and so ready to try random shit sent to them by mail...I would never take a random tab somebody sends me...90% of my sales were to the USA they simply love medication...I remember this one guy who sold a "magic solution" to extract steroids from cow pellets to make an injectable solution for human use....it would dissolve the glue out of the pellets and you would be left with trenbolone acetate :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Well
I stand corrected, then :)

Frankly, I do not know/remember. Nothing big, well maybe the biggest - I tried to steal a bottle of liquer while being drunk. This might be the biggest illegal thing I have done/tried to do.

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Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 20929502)

I do psychedelics here and there [acid, mushrooms, etc]. Only in open air places during the warm seasons. It is a shame this is illegal though.

Yeah, shame that frying your brain is illegal.

I think I sold grinded up oregano as weed kief when I was in high school.

Totally not illegal to sell oregano, but I needed cash and ripped off someone I didn't like... so that's a win. Surprisingly enough, the guy never approached me to get his money back.

Lol, high schoolers are stupid.l

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20931149)

Yeah, shame that frying your brain is illegal.

Since when have mushrooms been illegal?

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Originally Posted by Relic (Post 20930726)

Did they send an ICE team after you?

FIDDY VISA OVERSTAYS !!!

No, I wasn't targeted. I was simply in a premises that was raided for illegal mexican labour. Although I wasn't working there myself and just a customer everyone on the premises had to show ID. One thing lead to another and I was taken away along with several others.

Wrong place at wrong time really :)

Bunch of really bad boys here.

20 years ago, I used to lunch in Miami with a guy born in Medellín, Colombia. After the drive home, sold the 3 or 4 keys.
Only real problem was the 1st time was a bus ride. My suitcase took a different bus route home, so there was a few hours of panic.
Almost took home the last Value Jet to ever fly. Nothing illegal, just a cash run.
At a nearby college town, I was #1 on the city/county joint task force most wanted to bust.

Lately I dropped a friend of 30 years, as I didn't want to be in his house when the inevitable police raid comes. I prefer the quite life now.

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20931149)

Yeah, shame that frying your brain is illegal.

Since when do psychedelics fry your brain, retard? :) :pimp
Actually, your Real Life begins after taking your first serious dosage of LSD :2 cents: :pimp

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Originally Posted by Matyko (Post 20933222)

Since when do psychedelics fry your brain, retard? :) :pimp
Actually, your Real Life begins after taking your first serious dosage of LSD :2 cents: :pimp

Has a way of really helping with perspective and direction. :thumbsup