Why do my plants smell of cum?

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  • clickity click
    So Fecking Bummed
    • Aug 2014
    • 3682

    #1

    Why do my plants smell of cum?

    I have some plants in my yard and they really smell like my cum, it's embarrassing to be honest. I masturbate in public a lot and I often mistake the plants small for my cum and if I am doing that I am sure other people must also.
    Have you even encountered plants that smell like cum?
  • NatalieK
    Natalie K
    • Apr 2010
    • 20114

    #2
    are you high?
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    • clickity click
      So Fecking Bummed
      • Aug 2014
      • 3682

      #3
      Originally posted by GspotProductions
      are you high?
      No, not at all. Sat in the living room.

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      • az365
        Registered User
        • Mar 2016
        • 59

        #4
        the first time I hear it

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        • CurrentlySober
          Too lazy to wipe my ass
          • Aug 2002
          • 38945

          #5
          My pants smell of poo.. Work that one out ???


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          • wehateporn
            Promoting Debate on GFY
            • Apr 2007
            • 27176

            #6
            Sleepwalking?

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            • beerptrol
              Confirmed Asshole
              • Feb 2003
              • 12722

              #7
              Next time you and your boyfriend roleplay Tarzan and Cheeta, keep it in house or tell him to aim for your ass!
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