Is "I shaved my balls in vain"...

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  • CaptainHowdy
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Dec 2004
    • 94744
    #1

    Is "I shaved my balls in vain"...

    ... a proper text message to a girl that stood you up?

    I've been meditating about text message etiquette.
    Tags: etiquette, meditating, message, stood, text
    • Coup
      🚨 PBBC International 🚨
      • Apr 2010
      • 9931
      #2
      It's warranted IMO OP

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        • _Richard_
          Too lazy to set a custom title
          • Oct 2006
          • 30991
          #3

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            • blackmonsters
              Making PHP work
              • Nov 2002
              • 20990
              #4
              Only proves you had no other pussy lined up and you stink unless you think pussy is imminent.
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                • CurrentlySober
                  Too lazy to wipe my ass
                  • Aug 2002
                  • 38957
                  #5
                  Wouldnt even bother to reply myself...


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                    • davidclickpapa
                      Confirmed User
                      • May 2015
                      • 983
                      #6
                      she might change her mind after all, so why not.
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                        • HowlingWulf
                          Confirmed User
                          • Nov 2001
                          • 1662
                          #7
                          Totally acceptable.
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                            • Bladewire
                              StraightBro
                              • Aug 2003
                              • 56228
                              #8
                              Accidently send her a pic of a tongue licking your big shaved smooth clean balls.


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                                • dyna mo
                                  just a fucking jerk
                                  • Dec 2008
                                  • 68184
                                  #9
                                  i've just gone with "ow, my blue balls" but i can see where you're coming from, in a train in vain kinda way

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                                    • OneHungLo
                                      So Fucking Banned
                                      • May 2001
                                      • 40906
                                      #10
                                      Yes it is

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                                        • mineistaken
                                          See signature :)
                                          • Apr 2007
                                          • 29656
                                          #11
                                          Best to not send anything in this situation (worst - to send something angry etc). Sending something "funny" like that may be in the middle

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                                            • MiamiBoyz
                                              fgfdftre6
                                              • Oct 2012
                                              • 6690
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                              ... a proper text message to a girl that stood you up?

                                              I've been meditating about text message etiquette.
                                              I think a more effective reply in this situation is this: "I know where you live and I am watching you right now..."

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                                                • CaptainHowdy
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • Dec 2004
                                                  • 94744
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                  Only proves you had no other pussy lined up and you stink unless you think pussy is imminent.

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                                                    • NatalieK
                                                      Natalie K
                                                      • Apr 2010
                                                      • 20123
                                                      #14
                                                      I love shaven balls. Clean & tasty, not sweaty & no need to pick hairs from your mouth
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                                                        • InSexWeTrust
                                                          Registered User
                                                          • Nov 2014
                                                          • 66
                                                          #15
                                                          It is my second best Tinder pick up line....
                                                          Naturally my first best is: (only works when I am in Tennessee and the south in general)

                                                          Hey hun, are you from the south ? Would u still be interested in me even if I tell you that I am NOT your cousin ?
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                                                            • Coup
                                                              🚨 PBBC International 🚨
                                                              • Apr 2010
                                                              • 9931
                                                              #16
                                                              Send pic of said balls to her with a sad face drawn on them with a sharpie, OP

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                                                                • brassmonkey
                                                                  Pay It Forward
                                                                  • Sep 2005
                                                                  • 77397
                                                                  #17
                                                                  Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
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                                                                    • CaptainHowdy
                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                      • Dec 2004
                                                                      • 94744
                                                                      #18
                                                                      Originally posted by GspotProductions
                                                                      I love shaven balls. Clean & tasty, not sweaty & no need to pick hairs from your mouth
                                                                      That was encouraging ...

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                                                                        • blackmonsters
                                                                          Making PHP work
                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                          • 20990
                                                                          #19
                                                                          Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                                                          That was encouraging ...
                                                                          Don't wait until an hour before pussy to shave is all I'm saying.

                                                                          Your neighbor will murder you with frogs
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                                                                            • CaptainHowdy
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Dec 2004
                                                                              • 94744
                                                                              #20
                                                                              Originally posted by blackmonsters
                                                                              Don't wait until an hour before pussy to shave is all I'm saying.

                                                                              ...

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