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  • Jigster715
    So Fucking Banned
    • Jul 2015
    • 1459

    #1

    Hot or Not I'm Looking to Rent A Goat

    Any ideas? For 6-9 months. No questions need to be asked. Its for goat stuff.
  • davidclickpapa
    Confirmed User
    • May 2015
    • 983

    #2
    goat cheese is great and easy to make... wait, you said male goat?
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    • Mediamix
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      • Sep 2013
      • 3228

      #3
      Originally posted by Jigster715
      Any ideas? For 6-9 months. No questions need to be asked. Its for goat stuff.
      Sorry... I only have sheep.
      Sig too big

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      • j3rkules
        VIP
        • Jul 2013
        • 22111

        #4
        Ask Ahmed.

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        • Manfap
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          • Jan 2013
          • 2626

          #5
          You can't have mine.


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          • Coup
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            • Apr 2010
            • 9931

            #6
            you're baa-baa-aad, OP

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            • rogueteens
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              • Jul 2006
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              • Sunny Day
                Confirmed User
                • Dec 2010
                • 1406

                #8
                Goat

                Couple years ago on Shark Tank there was a guy with a Rent-A-Goat business franchise so the goats would replace your lawnmower.
                Maybe he's still in business.

                Find of mine went to a rural college. Said him and friends were drinking in a local bar and some farmer was drinking there, wearing Wellington boots. He stated he wore the boots to put the hind legs of the sheep in, to hold them steady while he fucked them. He asked the college boys if they wanted to give it a go. They told him they had to get back to study for tests.

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                • ilnjscb
                  Confirmed User
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 8972

                  #9
                  If you find a place to rent a baby goat post it

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                  • clickity click
                    So Fecking Bummed
                    • Aug 2014
                    • 3682

                    #10
                    Where are you located I have a network of goat guys that I can put you in contact with, no questions asked. PM me.

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                    • Struggle4Bucks
                      Sieg Hi!
                      • May 2011
                      • 3615

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Sunny Day
                      Couple years ago on Shark Tank there was a guy with a Rent-A-Goat business franchise so the goats would replace your lawnmower.
                      What's the point of a perfectly mowned field with goat shit all over the place...
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                      • brassmonkey
                        Pay It Forward
                        • Sep 2005
                        • 77396

                        #12
                        jeezus they are called kids you using then to pick up heffers???
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                        • NatalieK
                          Natalie K
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 20106

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Struggle4Bucks
                          What's the point of a perfectly mowed field with goat shit all over the place...
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                          • Coup
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                            • Apr 2010
                            • 9931

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Struggle4Bucks
                            What's the point of a perfectly mowned field with goat shit all over the place...
                            Maybe he wants to invite CurrentlySober over? Ever think of that smart guy?

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                            • DBS.US
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                              • Aug 2003
                              • 11843

                              #15
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                              • VSKevin
                                Confirmed User
                                • Apr 2013
                                • 885

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Jigster715
                                Any ideas? For 6-9 months. No questions need to be asked. Its for goat stuff.
                                Like... for fucking?
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                                • Adraco
                                  Confirmed User
                                  • May 2009
                                  • 3745

                                  #17
                                  I have a goat for rent, by the hour. It is slightly used already but once in a blue moon, it manages to squeeze real good.
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                                  • MiamiBoyz
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                                    • Oct 2012
                                    • 6690

                                    #18

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                                    • ErectMedia
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                                      • Aug 2004
                                      • 7100

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by rogueteens


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                                      • brassmonkey
                                        Pay It Forward
                                        • Sep 2005
                                        • 77396

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
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                                        • Spunky
                                          I need a beer
                                          • Jun 2002
                                          • 133986

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by MiamiBoyz
                                          That's donkey,not goat

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                                          • SBJ
                                            So Fucking Fabulous
                                            • Apr 2003
                                            • 11387

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Spunky
                                            That's donkey,not goat
                                            spunky knows his asses

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                                            • Manfap
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jan 2013
                                              • 2626

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Struggle4Bucks
                                              What's the point of a perfectly mowned field with goat shit all over the place...
                                              They dont really like grass.. if you want to get a lawn cut use sheep.

                                              Goats are for clearing brambles and stuff.

                                              Their shit is pellets, breaks down really quick into the soil, makes a great fertilizer.

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                                              • davidclickpapa
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • May 2015
                                                • 983

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by rogueteens
                                                oh yep.. old but gold
                                                makes me wanna visit a petting zoo
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                                                • ruff
                                                  I have a plan B
                                                  • Aug 2004
                                                  • 5507

                                                  #25
                                                  A goat bit me on my ass when I was a kid. Fuck goats.
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                                                  • Rochard
                                                    Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                    • Dec 2001
                                                    • 75733

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Sunny Day
                                                    Couple years ago on Shark Tank there was a guy with a Rent-A-Goat business franchise so the goats would replace your lawnmower.
                                                    Maybe he's still in business.
                                                    They do this here in my hometown. The city rents out goats to clean out and "mow" areas that difficult for mowers to do. They use both sheep and goats.
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                                                    Brooklyn, NY

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                                                    • clickity click
                                                      So Fecking Bummed
                                                      • Aug 2014
                                                      • 3682

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by ruff
                                                      A goat bit me on my ass when I was a kid. Fuck goats.

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                                                      • Jigster715
                                                        So Fucking Banned
                                                        • Jul 2015
                                                        • 1459

                                                        #28
                                                        I wuz looking at this guys page, Jaron Lanier's Bio
                                                        and noticed he put himself through undergrad selling goats milk and cheese. It got me thinking.

                                                        In the beginning I waz looking for a companion and then a all natural lawnmower. Then I thought maybe if I can find a couple of good goats I can pay for some vacations. How you guys pay for the extras in life?

                                                        Have been interviewing and speed dating just not clicking with any goat yet. Willing to expand to sheep but I am a discerning lover so net is not that wide.

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                                                        • sandman!
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                                                          • Mar 2001
                                                          • 15431

                                                          #29
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                                                          • brassmonkey
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                                                            • Sep 2005
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                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by SBJ
                                                            spunky knows his asses
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                                                            • oppoten
                                                              NAME THE JEW
                                                              • Nov 2007
                                                              • 4793

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by Jigster715
                                                              No questions need to be asked
                                                              said the Afghan, with a grin

                                                              YOU KNEW DAMN WELL I FUCKED A GOAT, BEFORE YOU TOOK ME IN!

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                                                              • Paul&John
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                                                                • Aug 2005
                                                                • 8643

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by rogueteens
                                                                wtf lol.
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                                                                  • CurrentlySober
                                                                    Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                                                    • Aug 2002
                                                                    • 38941

                                                                    #34


                                                                    Those in the UK will get the reference


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                                                                    • brassmonkey
                                                                      Pay It Forward
                                                                      • Sep 2005
                                                                      • 77396

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by rogueteens
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