I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."

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  • wehateporn
    Promoting Debate on GFY
    • Apr 2007
    • 27176

    #1

    I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."

    "Which doctor?", she replied.

    "No, the regular kind."
  • Marissa.pcash
    Marissa @ TightDigital
    • Jun 2015
    • 85

    #2
    *face palm*
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    • freecartoonporn
      Confirmed User
      • Jan 2012
      • 7683

      #3
      I went to the doctor and he told me "Don't eat anything fatty." I asked "No pizza? No burgers?!"
      He replied "No fatty, just don't eat anything!"
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      • seven
        Confirmed User
        • Apr 2002
        • 2697

        #4
        Originally posted by freecartoonporn
        I went to the doctor and he told me "Don't eat anything fatty." I asked "No pizza? No burgers?!"
        He replied "No fatty, just don't eat anything!"
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        • Spunky
          I need a beer
          • Jun 2002
          • 133978

          #5
          Flew over my head

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          • QNAdam
            Registered User
            • Jul 2014
            • 29

            #6
            Lol...
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            • oppoten
              NAME THE JEW
              • Nov 2007
              • 4791

              #7
              I said to my wife, "I need to call the doctor today."

              There's a Sunday Oliseh "all Nigerians are doctors" cuckold joke there somewhere, but I can't fathom it.

              C'mon, help me out!

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              • Goethe
                So Fuckin' Bored
                • Nov 2014
                • 1101

                #8
                And she said "call him what?"

                I said "you've ruined the fuckin' joke now"
                yes

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