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03-24-2016, 06:51 PM
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Pay It Forward
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Woman?s wild first date story about hiding her poop in purse goes viral
  watcha got in yo purse girl? nuthin a bunch of shit hehehe hotlinked Talk about a crappy first date.A woman named Makela took to Twitter on Tuesday claiming she had a horrific first date involving her own poop. Quite frankly, she begins by saying "I have a story to tell. It is about my poop." The Toronto woman — who uses the Twitter moniker @_blotty — claims to have gone out with a man that she met in the grocery store and once the two decided the evening was going well, she went back to his place. "I am a confident, calm and self assured woman... so I felt comfortable pooping in his bathroom," she wrote. "This was a mistake. His toilet did not flush." This is where the story starts to get interesting... and disgusting. After a bit of a freak out, Makela decided the best thing to do was to grab the poop out of the toilet, wrap it up in plenty of toilet paper and stuff it in her purse. She returns to the man, who is oblivious to the situation, as he calls her beautiful. "The moment you smiled at me, u had me," he tells her. "Me in my head: I have a piece of my poo in my purse," Makela tweets. She then decides to text her sister for advice, but soon after the man uses the bathroom and hears it flush. "So I brought my purse up to the washroom. Unwrapped the poop, prayed to every god I know, put it in and flushed," she tweeted. "By the grace of God, it worked. The poo flushed. I was free. I was in the clear. Everything was going to be okay," she added. Makela defended her story on Twitter, noting that she wouldn't make something like that up. "Also, I didn't make it up. If I wanted to do something for attention I wouldn't pick something SO embarrassing," she wrote. Makela's tweets received thousands of likes and retweets and later that day she said "Wow. All of the hard work I put into being a hot girl is tarnished by one teeny tiny poop story. Now I'm just the poop girl." She even Tweeted at Ellen on Wednesday saying "my poop is popular can I be on your show?" Woman’s first date story about hiding poop in purse is viral - NY Daily News
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03-24-2016, 06:55 PM
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So Fucking Fabulous
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shitty copy/paste! EWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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03-24-2016, 06:58 PM
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I love to racism, bro!
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Plot of a Broad City episode.
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03-25-2016, 02:43 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Irwin Jones hows the wife?
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03-25-2016, 02:47 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Still no CS in this thread ???????
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03-25-2016, 02:48 PM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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I am disappointed that the content of this potentially arousing thread, simply did not really deliver...
She put her poo in her purse? BIG WHOOP! The places I put mine would make your eyes water... |
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03-25-2016, 03:34 PM
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So fucking bland
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03-25-2016, 04:02 PM
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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She's cute, I wouldn't mind touching her poop.
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03-26-2016, 04:25 AM
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Too lazy to wipe my ass
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 Whats funny is peeps think its mine and PM me to say that I wont make any money buy charging for it |
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03-26-2016, 06:44 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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interesting story
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03-26-2016, 07:26 AM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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 Smoke da' poop! |
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