Penguin walks into a bar and says "I'm johnnyclips"...

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  • Far-L
    Confirmed User
    • Feb 2002
    • 6065

    #1

    Penguin walks into a bar and says "I'm johnnyclips"...

    Stop me if you heard this one already...
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  • JFK
    FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
    • Jan 2002
    • 67369

    #2
    Originally posted by Far-L
    Stop me if you heard this one already...
    STOOOOOOOOOOP

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    • Magnetron
      Lord High Groundhog
      • Jun 2013
      • 1841

      #3
      The bartender replies, "Prove it."

      To which the penguin unzips its tuxedo and whips out its penis.

      And the bartender laughs and says, "__________________________________"
      .
      Approach the mirrored reflection saying his name three times : "Butcher .... Butcher .... Butcher ....."
      and wait to see if this Bogeyman urban legend manifests in the background, looming over shoulder
      While your neighbors were busy killing off everyone in the neighborhood
      with your own butcher knife in hand concealed behind your back
      you stood for
      ever before the window saying
      nothing

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      • L-Pink
        working on my tan
        • Mar 2005
        • 39151

        #4
        Originally posted by Magnetron
        The bartender replies, "Prove it."

        To which the penguin unzips its tuxedo and whips out its penis.

        And the bartender laughs and says, "__________________________________"

        "Can't Trump that"


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        • SilentKnight
          Megan Fox's fluffer
          • Oct 2005
          • 24812

          #5
          Originally posted by L-Pink
          "Can't Trump that"


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          • Far-L
            Confirmed User
            • Feb 2002
            • 6065

            #6
            Originally posted by L-Pink
            "Can't Trump that"


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            G-E-N-I-U-S

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            - Email: farrell AT homegrownvideo D com Skype: hgfarl
            Newsweek Magazine - "Homegrown Video, the longest running series in the history of porn."

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            • j3rkules
              VIP
              • Jul 2013
              • 22101

              #7
              Originally posted by L-Pink
              "Can't Trump that"


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