Do We (People) Come from Monkeys?

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  • clickity click
    So Fecking Bummed
    • Aug 2014
    • 3682

    #1

    Do We (People) Come from Monkeys?

    Did Monkeys come From Fish?

    Dis Fish Come from a Planckton type species?
  • JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE
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    • Feb 2011
    • 6442

    #2
    Humans were created by aliens

    The aliens took the genetics of apes and fused it with their own to make humans

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    • CaptainHowdy
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Dec 2004
      • 94727

      #3
      Actually a cross between a monkey and a pig ...

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      • clickity click
        So Fecking Bummed
        • Aug 2014
        • 3682

        #4
        Originally posted by JohnnyClips
        Humans were created by aliens

        The aliens took the genetics of apes and fused it with their own to make humans
        Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
        Actually a cross between a monkey and a pig ...
        Please provide some find of evidence.

        I don't get the whole evolution thing either by the way.

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        • JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE
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          • Feb 2011
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          #5
          Originally posted by clickity click
          Please provide some find of evidence.

          I don't get the whole evolution thing either by the way.
          It's blatantly obvious

          Religion is bullshit as is government sponsored science. Just think about it. It makes PERFECT sense

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          • #23
            So Fucking Banned
            • Jan 2016
            • 555

            #6
            Irwin Jones is a Monkey

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            • Ribbet Hog
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              • Jan 2015
              • 1162

              #7
              We all with invertabreys came from reptiles.. we all have the same number of backbone disks.. this is the true fact.. it came out of the sea and we all came from this reptile specimene..

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              • JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                • Feb 2011
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                #8
                Originally posted by Ribbet Hog
                We all with invertabreys came from reptiles.. we all have the same number of backbone disks.. this is the true fact.. it came out of the sea and we all came from this reptile specimene..
                Well, the aliens that created humans were the reptilians

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                • clickity click
                  So Fecking Bummed
                  • Aug 2014
                  • 3682

                  #9
                  Originally posted by JohnnyClips
                  It's blatantly obvious

                  Religion is bullshit as is government sponsored science. Just think about it. It makes PERFECT sense
                  I agree that religion and sponsored science are bullshit but where do ancient fucking aliens come in to the mix?

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                  • JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                    • Feb 2011
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                    #10
                    Originally posted by clickity click
                    I agree that religion and sponsored science are bullshit but where do ancient fucking aliens come in to the mix?
                    They created humans. The Reptilians did

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                    • clickity click
                      So Fecking Bummed
                      • Aug 2014
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by JohnnyClips
                      They created humans. The Reptilians did

                      Check out my site: Truthism.com - Your #1 Source for the Truth
                      I will look later, for now. At what point in history did reptilians create humans?

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                      • clickity click
                        So Fecking Bummed
                        • Aug 2014
                        • 3682

                        #12
                        P.S you need to update your site.

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                        • Ribbet Hog
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                          • Jan 2015
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                          #13
                          P.S you need to update your site.

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                          Burn..

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                          • JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                            • Feb 2011
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by clickity click
                            I will look later, for now. At what point in history did reptilians create humans?
                            Not sure...

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                            • clickity click
                              So Fecking Bummed
                              • Aug 2014
                              • 3682

                              #15
                              Originally posted by JohnnyClips
                              Not sure...
                              I tried to read the site but it's long and a bit boring.

                              It it really yours?

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                              • 420
                                cuck
                                • Mar 2003
                                • 11571

                                #16
                                We all come from hagfish (cyclostomata) according to this diagram.



                                Humans split from chimpanzees sometime between 4 million to 30 million years ago. We didn't split over a few generations. Our ancestors continued to interbreed for millions of years.
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                                • Penny24Seven
                                  So Fucking What
                                  • Jun 2007
                                  • 6287

                                  #17
                                  Monkeys and Humans both share the same ancestor around 2 million years ago. 200K years ago there were the start of humans and also another human like thing with huge foreheads, we shared an ancestor with them too.

                                  They died off and humans said what the fuck is up.
                                  200K years it took of living in caves before they said fuck this shit so people got smarter by eating protein and someone made up Jesus to control the people. Others saw that and made up Budda and other such Gods.

                                  1800 years goes by and a few things change and out of the fucking blue in the last 100 years we go from walking to flying super sonic speeds in jets and everything you see today.

                                  It all just came about pretty much in the last 100 years. A good part of it in the last 50.

                                  So for 199,950 years we fucked off and in the last 50 years BAM
                                  and some other shit happened but you can google it to see.
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                                  • JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE
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                                    • Feb 2011
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by Brian837
                                    Monkeys and Humans both share the same ancestor around 2 million years ago. 200K years ago there were the start of humans and also another human like thing with huge foreheads, we shared an ancestor with them too.

                                    They died off and humans said what the fuck is up.
                                    200K years it took of living in caves before they said fuck this shit so people got smarter by eating protein and someone made up Jesus to control the people. Others saw that and made up Budda and other such Gods.

                                    1800 years goes by and a few things change and out of the fucking blue in the last 100 years we go from walking to flying super sonic speeds in jets and everything you see today.

                                    It all just came about pretty much in the last 100 years. A good part of it in the last 50.

                                    So for 199,950 years we fucked off and in the last 50 years BAM
                                    and some other shit happened but you can google it to see.
                                    It's aliens

                                    They took the dna of monkeys and fused it with their own

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                                    • 420
                                      cuck
                                      • Mar 2003
                                      • 11571

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by JohnnyClips
                                      It's aliens

                                      They took the dna of monkeys and fused it with their own
                                      Stupid aliens made Australopithecus the first time.
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                                      • PirrTaste
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                                        • Jan 2016
                                        • 127

                                        #20
                                        I like to think that we came from the great ooze and then branched off into millions of different species over the bast billion years or so.

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                                        • bearjew
                                          Registered User
                                          • Dec 2014
                                          • 17

                                          #21
                                          this thread gave me cancer

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                                          • noshit
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Dec 2001
                                            • 1582

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by CaptainHowdy
                                            Actually a cross between a monkey and a pig ...
                                            That would be the pigmanzee which is the antithesis of the al gore species manbearpig. On occasion the pigmanzee is also mistaken for the manpanzee.

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                                            • CurrentlySober
                                              Too lazy to wipe my ass
                                              • Aug 2002
                                              • 38940

                                              #23
                                              I came from an extremely unhygienic public toilet. I wasn't so much 'born' as I was 'hatched'...


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