Dammit! I fucking SUCK at golf !!!

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  • Scott McD
    Too lazy to set a custom title
    • Nov 2002
    • 67798

    #1

    Dammit! I fucking SUCK at golf !!!

    Played my first 18 holes of the year today. Stopped keeping count after the 3rd.

    Looks like it will be back to the driving range tomorrow




    Anyone else started playing this year ?? Helps if you get the weather for it (which we don't).


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  • Ross
    Ik ben een aap
    • Sep 2002
    • 18874

    #2
    I'm going to destroy you this summer. I'll give you a shot a hole

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    • Scott McD
      Too lazy to set a custom title
      • Nov 2002
      • 67798

      #3
      Originally posted by Ross
      I'm going to destroy you this summer. I'll give you a shot a hole
      Sounds like a challenge.

      I accept!





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      • CaptainHowdy
        Too lazy to set a custom title
        • Dec 2004
        • 94733

        #4
        Those might be good news ...

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        • JohnnyClips - BANNED FOR LIFE
          Trump!
          • Feb 2011
          • 6442

          #5
          Golf is easy

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          • plaster
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2015
            • 2295

            #6
            Remember... hit the ball then the grass, not the other way around.

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            • Scott McD
              Too lazy to set a custom title
              • Nov 2002
              • 67798

              #7
              Originally posted by plaster
              Remember... hit the ball then the grass, not the other way around.
              I dug up some fairways pretty bad today...


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              • Ribbet Hog
                Access.
                • Jan 2015
                • 1162

                #8
                My first hole of golf was par 3. The whole first round I took first even over a scout master even experenced a bit in golf..

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                • Paul&John
                  Confirmed User
                  • Aug 2005
                  • 8643

                  #9
                  Never tried it, only mini-golf haha
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                  • Spunky
                    I need a beer
                    • Jun 2002
                    • 133986

                    #10
                    I tend to stick to driving ranges these days.A lot less frustrating

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                    • clickity click
                      So Fecking Bummed
                      • Aug 2014
                      • 3682

                      #11
                      I'd kick anyone's ass at golf





























                      on the Wii.

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                      • Ribbet Hog
                        Access.
                        • Jan 2015
                        • 1162

                        #12
                        Any online golf games.. maybe we can play..

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                        • PirrTaste
                          Confirmed User
                          • Jan 2016
                          • 127

                          #13
                          I never understood the appeal of golf. Sports should involve a good workout.

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                          • LAJ
                            Gingerific
                            • Jun 2001
                            • 5567

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Scott McD
                            Played my first 18 holes of the year today. Stopped keeping count after the 3rd.

                            Looks like it will be back to the driving range tomorrow




                            Anyone else started playing this year ?? Helps if you get the weather for it (which we don't).
                            I peaked when I was in my 30s. For awhile I was shooting mid 90s on 18. I just don't play enough but I would sure love to get back at it. Just too inconsistent. I'll follow up a par with a quad bogey.
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                            • SplatterMaster
                              Confirmed User
                              • Jan 2012
                              • 790

                              #15
                              Originally posted by PirrTaste
                              I never understood the appeal of golf. Sports should involve a good workout.
                              Walking 18 holes carrying a big bag of clubs can be a good workout. Especially if you end up in the woods a lot

                              I call golf Wack-Fuck cause when I swing it's like WACK! "FUCK!"

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                              • PirrTaste
                                Confirmed User
                                • Jan 2016
                                • 127

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SplatterMaster
                                Walking 18 holes carrying a big bag of clubs can be a good workout. Especially if you end up in the woods a lot

                                I call golf Wack-Fuck cause when I swing it's like WACK! "FUCK!"

                                That make more sense. Most golfers I've seen are riding around in carts.

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                                • MakeMeGrrrrowl
                                  Grrrrrrrrr
                                  • Oct 2002
                                  • 4986

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Scott McD
                                  Played my first 18 holes of the year today. Stopped keeping count after the 3rd.

                                  Looks like it will be back to the driving range tomorrow




                                  Anyone else started playing this year ?? Helps if you get the weather for it (which we don't).
                                  Tomorrow will be better!!!

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                                  • Scott McD
                                    Too lazy to set a custom title
                                    • Nov 2002
                                    • 67798

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by PirrTaste
                                    I never understood the appeal of golf. Sports should involve a good workout.
                                    Golf is actually a great way to keep fit...


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                                    • FUCK J0EL
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                                      • Jun 2003
                                      • 1899

                                      #19
                                      You should come and practice with us in Portugal !!
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                                      • SekobA
                                        Too lazy to set a custom title
                                        • Oct 2008
                                        • 12173

                                        #20
                                        i have tried couple of time it seems golf is not for me

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                                        • Ross
                                          Ik ben een aap
                                          • Sep 2002
                                          • 18874

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by PirrTaste
                                          I never understood the appeal of golf. Sports should involve a good workout.
                                          If you ride around in a cart drinking beer all day, it defo is not a work out. If you walk, it is a great workout.

                                          Average golf course is over 5,000 yards in the shortest distance from green to pin, which means it most likely is actually 15% over that if you consider walking side-ways to your ball, getting from hole to hole, clubhouse to hole, and all the other shit that goes on. Lets say you walk 6,000 yards on your golf game, that is a 5.5km walk carrying your bag that probably weighs anywhere from 25-45lbs. Average hobby golfer will also hit anywhere from 75-110 actual shots, if you are anything like me you will also take 2-3 practice swings before striking the ball which means you perform some 300 shots per round.

                                          All in all, that is a very effective way to burn some good calories while having fun.

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                                          • JFK
                                            FUBAR the ORIGINATOR
                                            • Jan 2002
                                            • 67373

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by J0EL
                                            You should come and practice with us in Portugal !!
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                                            • mineistaken
                                              See signature :)
                                              • Apr 2007
                                              • 29656

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by Paul&John
                                              Never tried it, only mini-golf haha
                                              Same. Might be good for business talks etc.
                                              On the other hand I remember reading an article that those top businessmen who do not play golf do make more deals or something like that. I forget the reason.
                                              May be this article:
                                              Does Playing Golf Actually Help Your Career? | CIO

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                                              • mineistaken
                                                See signature :)
                                                • Apr 2007
                                                • 29656

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by PirrTaste
                                                I never understood the appeal of golf. Sports should involve a good workout.
                                                And I do not understand your post. It is like saying - I do not understand nice walks in the park, sports should involve a good workout. Or like saying - I do not understand card games, sports should involve a good workout.

                                                Nobody is saying you should quit your sports and switch it to golf, walk in the park or playing cards. They do not have to be substitutes, they can coexist together.

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