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matty · 03-23-2003, 11:11 PM

Alright, its about 1am here, and about 20 minutes ago, i just saw something REAL fucked up...

Im outside smoking a cig, looking at the chrystal clear sky w/ the stars and such, when all of a sudden, this shooting red bolt flies across the sky.

Had all the same characteristics of a shooting star, but it was RED in color, and lasted about 3 seconds... It was definatly burning whatever it was.

I was thinking meteor or something, but the part that threw me off was the fact that it was only like 100 yards (TOPS) above the treeline!

Next wierd thing that happened right after, is the neighbors dog, starts going NUTS, barking, yelping, running around in circles, what the fuckkkkkkkk.

I even drew a nice little picture.

<img src="http://www.erectory.com/wierd.gif">

Question is, WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT?!!!!!

Amputate Your Head · 03-23-2003, 11:12 PM

Shock and Awe.... shock and awe...

Dildozer · 03-23-2003, 11:13 PM

You better ask MassiveCock for one of his tin foil hats

drunkmonkey · 03-23-2003, 11:13 PM

the shit weasels are coming

steffie · 03-23-2003, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
Shock and Awe.... shock and awe...

Youre killing me darling,, your gonna kill me

galleryseek · 03-23-2003, 11:14 PM

our alien alliances have arrived. we're going to fry them all within 3 seconds

03-23-2003, 11:14 PM

I went down on my girlfriend and noticed the tampon. sorry.

xxxdesign-net · 03-23-2003, 11:14 PM

UFO!

I think you'll receive a visit while sleeping tonight and be dropped the next day, naked, 50miles from your home....

matty · 03-23-2003, 11:14 PM

I can see how that could be shock and awe, but i live in CT USA, good couple thousand miles from bahgdad

SureFire · 03-23-2003, 11:16 PM

Hope you made a wish!

matty · 03-23-2003, 11:17 PM

time to stop being such a pussy, im going back out there... Every dog in the neighborhood is howling, this never happens.

drunkmonkey · 03-23-2003, 11:19 PM

A superior alien race has decided that the Bush regime should be overthrown because we posses weapons of mass destruction. I just hope that they have embedded reporters so I can watch it on tv.

Shooter · 03-23-2003, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dildozer
You better ask MassiveCock for one of his tin foil hats

Lane · 03-23-2003, 11:21 PM

i've seen something like that before when i was waiting on a bus station.. it was really freaky.. it was a burning fireball, and it broke it pieces as it flew through the sky.. i couldnt see where it fell, because of the buildings around.. my best guess is that it was the burning ashes of a meteor

iroc409 · 03-23-2003, 11:23 PM

could be space junk, too. there's an awful lot of that floating around up there.

SpaceAce · 03-23-2003, 11:24 PM

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Originally posted by iroc409
could be space junk, too. there's an awful lot of that floating around up there.

That was my first thought, but the dog thing is a bit odd. I have a long history with UFOs and the subject fascinates me.

Edit: Mmmmm, kielbasa.

SpaceAce

drunkmonkey · 03-23-2003, 11:25 PM

jim manly · 03-23-2003, 11:25 PM

What are you smoking?!
Whatever it is, I want some!

matty · 03-23-2003, 11:29 PM

okay, went back outside to see the once chrystal clear sky, semi covered by pinkish red clouds reaching from the west almost like a hand with fingers... You know the reddish clouds you might see when daybreak is coming around... I live out in the country, there istn another light source that could POSSIBLY light up the sky w/ a red cloud like that... and that god damn dog better fucking stop howling.

im not smoking anything cept for salems, which suck mind you, also i havent even had a drink tonite.

iroc409 · 03-23-2003, 11:33 PM

wait, you don't live by red flag, do you?

Spunky · 03-23-2003, 11:35 PM

rdunn404 · 03-23-2003, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkmonkey
A superior alien race has decided that the Bush regime should be overthrown because we posses weapons of mass destruction. I just hope that they have embedded reporters so I can watch it on tv.

Dear Intergalactic Council, this "solar system of evil" must be dealt with before it's too late! We cannot let Bush's Earth build an arsenal to become a threat to the Milky Way. The connection between Bush and what happened to Planet XZ4033 is obvious. We cannot allow it to happen again!

NineNine · 03-23-2003, 11:47 PM

I'm not outside, but we're out in the country, too, and my dogs keep going apeshit. Very unusual. I'm gonna put a boot up their asses if they don't shut the fuck up. They've been going batshit for about 20-30 minutes, and my wife is on the rag and trying to sleep. They're not usually like this.

PersianKitty · 03-23-2003, 11:49 PM

Rudolph? Santa?

Amputate Your Head · 03-23-2003, 11:50 PM

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Originally posted by PersianKitty
Rudolph? Santa?

no doubt

SleazyDream · 03-23-2003, 11:51 PM

i think I need to go out to the hotub and watch the stars for a bit

EscortBiz · 03-23-2003, 11:53 PM

yeah that looks real

drunkmonkey · 03-23-2003, 11:58 PM

'People of Earth, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. Plans for development of the outlying regions of the galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you'

Zebra · 03-23-2003, 11:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by drunkmonkey
the shit weasels are coming

Watch your ass! Literally!

matty · 03-24-2003, 12:02 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by iroc409
wait, you don't live by red flag, do you?

red flag meaning indian reservation? Yeah I do

iroc409 · 03-24-2003, 12:05 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by matty

red flag meaning indian reservation? Yeah I do

no, red flag in nevada

matty · 03-24-2003, 12:06 AM

yeah okay, my dog is now crying, whimpering.... What the fucking HELL MAN

Definatly not sleeping until morning.

Read This: http://www.nicap.dabsol.co.uk/nike2.htm

Wierd right?

Time to get out the gunnnns

Amputate Your Head · 03-24-2003, 12:06 AM

turn on Art Bell... I'm sure he'll have some expert on to expain it all.

chupacabra · 03-24-2003, 12:10 AM

Quote:

'People of Earth, your attention please. This is Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council. Plans for development of the outlying regions of the galaxy require the building of a hyperspatial express route through your star system, and regrettably your planet is scheduled for demolition. The process will take slightly less than two of your Earth minutes. Thank you'

omfg, where the hell is my source of brownian motion..?!? oh, and did you sass that hoopy webgurl? there's a frood who really knows where her towel is..!

drunkmonkey · 03-24-2003, 12:31 AM

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Originally posted by chupacabra

omfg, where the hell is my source of brownian motion..?!? oh, and did you sass that hoopy webgurl? there's a frood who really knows where her towel is..!

Marvin is my hero.

'The effect of drinking a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster is like having your brain smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped around a large gold brick.'

I always travel with a towel.

DirtyDanza · 03-24-2003, 12:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1

Thats the funniest pic I have seen in a while....

chupacabra · 03-24-2003, 12:38 AM

Quote:

I always travel with a towel.

"Dent?"

"Arthur Dent???"

"...yes..?"

"..you're a jerk, Dent. A complete kneebiter."

03-23-2003, 11:11 PM	#1
matty Mining for Porn! Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Haven CT Posts: 1,328	Alright, wtf, im DEFINATLY not hallucinating.... Alright, its about 1am here, and about 20 minutes ago, i just saw something REAL fucked up... Im outside smoking a cig, looking at the chrystal clear sky w/ the stars and such, when all of a sudden, this shooting red bolt flies across the sky. Had all the same characteristics of a shooting star, but it was RED in color, and lasted about 3 seconds... It was definatly burning whatever it was. I was thinking meteor or something, but the part that threw me off was the fact that it was only like 100 yards (TOPS) above the treeline! Next wierd thing that happened right after, is the neighbors dog, starts going NUTS, barking, yelping, running around in circles, what the fuckkkkkkkk. I even drew a nice little picture. <img src="http://www.erectory.com/wierd.gif"> Question is, WHAT THE FUCK WAS IT?!!!!! __________________ Want to accept Bitcoin (BTC) on your site without any issues? I modestly estimate a 15%-20% boost in conversions. Projects Like These Cost Big $$$, Please Donate: 112BNRe8WiooVBTqDFSLzjBo6Ve1LunViN

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matty Mining for Porn! Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Haven CT Posts: 1,328	I can see how that could be shock and awe, but i live in CT USA, good couple thousand miles from bahgdad __________________ Want to accept Bitcoin (BTC) on your site without any issues? I modestly estimate a 15%-20% boost in conversions. Projects Like These Cost Big $$$, Please Donate: 112BNRe8WiooVBTqDFSLzjBo6Ve1LunViN

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matty Mining for Porn! Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Haven CT Posts: 1,328	time to stop being such a pussy, im going back out there... Every dog in the neighborhood is howling, this never happens. __________________ Want to accept Bitcoin (BTC) on your site without any issues? I modestly estimate a 15%-20% boost in conversions. Projects Like These Cost Big $$$, Please Donate: 112BNRe8WiooVBTqDFSLzjBo6Ve1LunViN

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drunkmonkey Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: behind you Posts:1,075,324 Posts: 799	A superior alien race has decided that the Bush regime should be overthrown because we posses weapons of mass destruction. I just hope that they have embedded reporters so I can watch it on tv.

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Lane Will code for food... Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Buckeye, AZ Posts: 8,496	i've seen something like that before when i was waiting on a bus station.. it was really freaky.. it was a burning fireball, and it broke it pieces as it flew through the sky.. i couldnt see where it fell, because of the buildings around.. my best guess is that it was the burning ashes of a meteor __________________

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matty Mining for Porn! Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Haven CT Posts: 1,328	okay, went back outside to see the once chrystal clear sky, semi covered by pinkish red clouds reaching from the west almost like a hand with fingers... You know the reddish clouds you might see when daybreak is coming around... I live out in the country, there istn another light source that could POSSIBLY light up the sky w/ a red cloud like that... and that god damn dog better fucking stop howling. im not smoking anything cept for salems, which suck mind you, also i havent even had a drink tonite. __________________ Want to accept Bitcoin (BTC) on your site without any issues? I modestly estimate a 15%-20% boost in conversions. Projects Like These Cost Big $$$, Please Donate: 112BNRe8WiooVBTqDFSLzjBo6Ve1LunViN

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03-24-2003, 12:06 AM	#32
matty Mining for Porn! Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: New Haven CT Posts: 1,328	yeah okay, my dog is now crying, whimpering.... What the fucking HELL MAN Definatly not sleeping until morning. Read This: http://www.nicap.dabsol.co.uk/nike2.htm Wierd right? Time to get out the gunnnns __________________ Want to accept Bitcoin (BTC) on your site without any issues? I modestly estimate a 15%-20% boost in conversions. Projects Like These Cost Big $$$, Please Donate: 112BNRe8WiooVBTqDFSLzjBo6Ve1LunViN